Sandwolf posted:

sorry you British lads don’t like it up in ‘im, pussies

TheBigAristotle posted:

https://twitter.com/TheRoyalShovel/status/1188511897546645506

Crown Prosecution Service posted:

Former Everton coach and striker Francis Jeffers has been fined for sending threatening messages to his wife.

The 38-year-old pleaded guilty to sending offensive and menacing messages to his wife Lucy at Liverpool Magistrates' Court on Wednesday, a spokesman for the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) said.

The CPS said Jeffers sent the WhatsApp messages after their 20-year relationship broke down and he became convinced she was having an affair.

He told his estranged wife, 38, that her life was over and she would not need many of her clothes as she would be in a coffin.

Jeffers pleaded guilty to sending an offensive and menacing message and was fined £625, ordered to pay £85 costs and a £62 victim surcharge, the CPS said.

A 12-month restraining order was imposed to stop him contacting his ex-partner.

Crown prosecutor Sophie Leyland said: "Francis Jeffers has had an impressive career as a professional footballer and is a coach with Everton FC.

"But he has embarked on a course of action that has now brought him before the courts and sent his wife menacing messages that left her genuinely fearing for her life.

"His motivation for sending the messages is irrelevant - to send messages like that is a criminal offence and he has caused his wife real distress."

szary posted:

That's a pretty rough looking 38-year-old

blue footed boobie posted:

I feel like these are just ugly people and not people who look particularly old.

Brony Car posted:

[INSERT BRITISH LOOKS JOKE HERE].

szary posted:

That's a pretty rough looking 38-year-old

Bobby Digital posted:

Der Shovel posted:

Boy that hair implant is looking supernatural.

de curry GOAT posted:

https://twitter.com/zachlowy/status/1191719261489844227?s=21

Excuse me?

BrigadierSensible posted:

I think, (I hope), it was one of the kids friends idea, and not someone high up at the football club.

Because if it was a kid trying to stand up for his friend, then it's a sweet, stupid, misguided thing.

But if it's an adult planning to officially blackface up a bunch of white kids, then no matter how ignorant/well meaning they are, it is not a good look at all.

quote:

FC Barcelona suspected of organ trafficking, Eric Abidal's cousin examined: The club is suspected of irregularities during the liver transplant for Abidal in 2012. In a phone tap, then Barca president was heard saying "We bought him an illegal liver. And we said it came from his cousin!"

Weaponized Cum posted:

If you already traffick children, what's a liver?

CyberPingu posted:

https://www.lindependant.fr/2019/11/08/le-fc-barcelone-soupconne-de-trafic-dorganes-le-cousin-deric-abidal-examine,8530721.php


What the actual gently caress

quote:

Newcastle United legend Tino Asprilla has made the incredible claim he had to convince a hitman not to kill Paraguay goalkeeper Jose Luis Chilavert.

The remarkable incident is said to have taken place following a World Cup qualification match in Paraguay's capital Asuncion in 1997, where the hosts defeated Colombia 2-1.

Asprilla and Chilavert were both sent off after clashing on the pitch, and the Colombian striker has revealed he received a phone call in his hotel room after the game from the potential hitman.

The gunman asked Asprilla - who signed for United during the 1996/97 season - for the green light to murder the Paraguayan goalkeeper.

In a documentary broadcast on Colombian television channel TelePacifico, the BBC reports Asprilla responded: “What? Are you crazy?”

“You’ll destroy Colombian football, you can’t do that!

“No, no, no, no. What happens on the pitch, stays on the pitch."

Jose posted:

Its the opposite of what the thread is about but asprilla was asked for the green light to have someone kill Chilavert and said no

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/faustino-asprilla-newcastle-colombia-chilavert-17248641

CyberPingu posted:

Bernardo Silva has been banned for 1 match and fined £50k for doing a racism

jesus WEP posted:

remember when capello quit the england job in a huff because he wasn't allowed to keep a racist as his captain lmao

jesus WEP posted:

remember when capello quit the england job in a huff because he wasn't allowed to keep a racist as his captain lmao

fat gay nonce posted:

Sven to McClaren to Capello really was a golden age for absolute chancers inexplicably being paid millions to arrange a 4-4-2 for the national team.

jesus WEP posted:

the golden generation was a fraud from the papers to the squad to the management to the FA, as a not-english it was great to watch op

Bundy posted:

"But he made it to the knockout rounds consistently" is the most annoying take I hear about Sven. That a quarters finish was the best he ever managed with the spine he could have assembled because of what he shoehorned into various loving 4-4-2s is shocking. Imagine having midfielders like Lampard, Scholes, Gerrard, Hargreaves etc and insisting on 2 in the middle.

jesus WEP posted:

putting scholes on the left because he was the least likely to bitch about it