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Goons Are Gifts

I'm so excited and I just can't hide it :coffeepal:

# ? Nov 14, 2019 11:58

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# ? May 23, 2024 23:40

Renegret: THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*

Cat Army Sworn Enemy

Twenty Four posted:

Heya friend, I've missed ya!

I missed you too boo boo

and a collective you as well

# ? Nov 14, 2019 13:15

ChubbyChecker

gmungo

# ? Nov 14, 2019 13:33

Heather Papps: hello friend

ChubbyChecker posted:

gmungo

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 14, 2019 14:46

Goons Are Gifts

Good mango

# ? Nov 14, 2019 16:10

ChubbyChecker

Goons Are Great posted:

Good mango

# ? Nov 14, 2019 16:38

nut

durango

# ? Nov 14, 2019 16:52

alnilam

*bites the mango* mmm good mango

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Nov 14, 2019 17:01

Heather Papps: hello friend

alnilam posted:

*bites the mango* mmm good mango

*reads the post* mmm good post

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 14, 2019 17:15

Renegret: THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*

Cat Army Sworn Enemy

I have an interview after work today.

There's a hole in my pants right between the legs

# ? Nov 14, 2019 18:06

MockingQuantum

Renegret posted:

I have an interview after work today.

There's a hole in my pants right between the legs

I think it'll make you seem innovative and efficient, both desirable qualities in a new hire

_{_{_{thank you luvcow for the sig}}}

# ? Nov 14, 2019 18:11

Manifisto

Renegret posted:

I have an interview after work today.

There's a hole in my pants right between the legs

you'll do great! I would lead with the hole comment, that's interview gold.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Nov 14, 2019 18:15

Goons Are Gifts

MockingQuantum posted:

I think it'll make you seem innovative and efficient, both desirable qualities in a new hire

Mq can I ask you for a favor, I think you know what it is

# ? Nov 14, 2019 18:21

nut

Renegret posted:

I have an interview after work today.

There's a hole in my pants right between the legs

put a 10 dollar bill rolled up in it and sticking out a bit so they think u are made of money

# ? Nov 14, 2019 18:21

Heather Papps: hello friend

Renegret posted:

I have an interview after work today.

There's a hole in my pants right between the legs

this is called, i think, a "fly"

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 14, 2019 18:23

ChubbyChecker

Manifisto posted:

you'll do great! I would lead with the hole comment, that's interview gold.

# ? Nov 14, 2019 18:32

Renegret: THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*

Cat Army Sworn Enemy

I ran to CVS on my lunch break, got a mini sewing kit and patched it in the bathroom.

Operation contain the sack is a success.

# ? Nov 14, 2019 18:46

Renegret: THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*

Cat Army Sworn Enemy

I gotta call my mom and thank her for teaching me how to sew when I was a teenager

# ? Nov 14, 2019 18:46

Heather Papps: hello friend

we could all call our moms a bit more often, i think. unless they are like a patented "bad mom" like from movies

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 14, 2019 18:51

Renegret: THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*

Cat Army Sworn Enemy

I have a very good mother who is very nice and gave me a nice upbringing.

But drat can she be overbearing at times so I try to limit my contact to once a week for my own sanity.

# ? Nov 14, 2019 18:57

Jaded Burnout

# ? Nov 14, 2019 19:02

Heather Papps: hello friend

i uh... have a complicated relationship with my mother.
there is a reason every romance i've had has been with a woman who loves me but also, deeply disproves of my lifestyle/philosophy

but like, still my mommy!

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 14, 2019 19:03

Heather Papps: hello friend

oh also i think i saw you postin in the work thread in the ccc, and it has really made me laugh how that thread is more byob then many threads these days, in that it's a lotta one liners and short jokes.
it's been nice seein' folk come to mainline yob for posts!

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 14, 2019 19:05

Heather Papps: hello friend

Jaded Burnout posted:

yo

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 14, 2019 19:09

nut

# ? Nov 14, 2019 19:12

Renegret: THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*

Cat Army Sworn Enemy

Heather Papps posted:

oh also i think i saw you postin in the work thread in the ccc, and it has really made me laugh how that thread is more byob then many threads these days, in that it's a lotta one liners and short jokes.
it's been nice seein' folk come to mainline yob for posts!

ya I do work crew a lot

I don't go into BYOB that much because I can't keep up and I'm not all that funny but I still like to say hi from time to time

# ? Nov 14, 2019 19:17

MockingQuantum

Goons Are Great posted:

Mq can I ask you for a favor, I think you know what it is

Here's one hot off of the virtual presses, as it were

_{_{_{thank you luvcow for the sig}}}

# ? Nov 14, 2019 19:28

Heather Papps: hello friend

MockingQuantum posted:

Here's one hot off of the virtual presses, as it were

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 14, 2019 19:33

Jaded Burnout

Truely, an excellent pup

# ? Nov 14, 2019 19:55

ChubbyChecker

https://twitter.com/gwinefcc/status/1194745553227259904

# ? Nov 14, 2019 20:15

MockingQuantum

ChubbyChecker posted:

https://twitter.com/gwinefcc/status/1194745553227259904

this is the stuff of nightmares

_{_{_{thank you luvcow for the sig}}}

# ? Nov 14, 2019 20:18

Heather Papps: hello friend

MockingQuantum posted:

this is the stuff of nightmares

i remember when beksinski painted this dude help my dreams will be forever haunted

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 14, 2019 20:37

ChubbyChecker

MockingQuantum posted:

this is the stuff of nightmares

what on earth

# ? Nov 14, 2019 20:40

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Unfortunately I don't bring news today of a Devito/Pesci movie. I do bring news of a movie with very powerful Danny energies. Jumanji:The Next Level features both Danny Devito and Danny Glover. Also the director is Jake KasDAN. It could be good.

~~~ byob summer 2020 ~~~ sig responsibly ~~~ i hope you enjoy my sig ~~~ please dont kangaroo jack what you cant kangaroo give back. ~~~

# ? Nov 14, 2019 20:45

MockingQuantum

ChubbyChecker posted:

what on earth

I couldn't tell you honestly, I intellectually understand it's just a dude with a grass skirt and it should be cute, but for some reason the whole visual of random limbs sticking out of a ball creeps me right out in a lizard brain kind of way

_{_{_{thank you luvcow for the sig}}}

# ? Nov 14, 2019 21:10

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

MockingQuantum posted:

I couldn't tell you honestly, I intellectually understand it's just a dude with a grass skirt and it should be cute, but for some reason the whole visual of random limbs sticking out of a ball creeps me right out in a lizard brain kind of way

He's cosplaying an ostrich hope this helps your brain.

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