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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


why is a child playing Pokemon, a game made for irate grown men?

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Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


https://twitter.com/EazyEJ_/status/1194649365320781829

The Astros got caught stealing signals and making loud banging noises to tell their batters what kind of pitch was coming up

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Oh please, the Yankees did it too

https://twitter.com/HoodiePaxton/status/1194387362824040448?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
How do you "steal" signals? All you have to do is look at what they sign and then look at what the pitcher throws and you've cracked the code.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/joesonka/status/1195004291133661184

https://mobile.twitter.com/joesonka/status/1195008674512691200

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Mak0rz posted:

why is a child playing Pokemon, a game made for irate grown men?

Even a child can see these poor antialiasing levels.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

Who What Now posted:

How do you "steal" signals? All you have to do is look at what they sign and then look at what the pitcher throws and you've cracked the code.

Catchers put down multiple signs when there's a runner on second. The basic deception is that one sign is the "indicator" which means that only the sign after that is the real one. All the others are decoys. And sequences can also communicate location and other things.

It's against the rules to use cameras and stuff to peek, and that's why the Astros are in trouble. If a guy is standing on second base and figures it out, that's fine. Looking behind you when hitting is technically legal but will result in a fastball being thrown at you.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007


one loving number off on the zip code jfc

e: and I looked because I knew already that 42069 was in Kentucky

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

That's either a soul-crushing oversight or a brillant troll, can't decide which

Squidster
Oct 7, 2008

✋😢Life's just better with Ominous Gloves🤗🧤
https://twitter.com/ClarissaRedwine/status/1194278095039213569
The union leaders that Kickstarter fired are now using Kickstarter to kickstart unions.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik/status/1195073843674722304

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Me? The protagonist of reality?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/pareene/status/1195025501666136064?s=19

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/nickturani/status/1194308830651387905?s=21

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
loving hell lol

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc
https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1195132507752206336?s=20

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

NO SURVIVORS

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
Aoc fuckin owns bones

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

She's very, very good.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

https://twitter.com/EmilyHatzar/status/1194529400886321152

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Is there a color for 10lb lighter?

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/cincynancy/status/1194857884435263490?s=21

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
https://twitter.com/eddyburback/status/1195131148629729280?s=20

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Flint_Paper posted:

Every now and again I get in a weird mood and make up names of Southern American types who are really into BBQ.

Collected in a thread here, if anyone wants to know what a British guy thinks Americans call their kids:

https://twitter.com/Brainmage/status/1099971719945773057

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/uklabour/status/1195045327050625031?s=21

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
https://twitter.com/Miexriir/status/1181593137451388928

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


https://twitter.com/miexriir/status/1181699734735450113?s=21

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/1195186040757198848

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012


We must denounce those who say out loud what we merely imply

Khizan
Jul 30, 2013



This fucker claims to hate socialism, but he seems to love being publicly owned.

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
This one works better (read: works at all) if you're on mobile.


https://twitter.com/those_weirdguys/status/1164291372255522822

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012


Dave's been handling it as well as can be expected
https://twitter.com/LizardRumsfeld/status/1195205477942083586?s=09

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

He's got no beef with her. There's nothing at steak. He's just ribbing you, is all.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

It's rare for a medium such as a steak joke to be so well done

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/jon_bois/status/1195215762119675904?s=21

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/benmekler/status/1194507442576510977

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/pissboymcgee/status/1195175403725434881?s=19

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007


https://mobile.twitter.com/RubinReport/status/1195136058737872896

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ewiley
Jul 9, 2003

More trash for the trash fire

Oh my god

https://twitter.com/BrandonNel10/status/1181743497952415745?s=20

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