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I took a poo a couple of hours ago, so I don't need to poo. Maybe I'll take a poo just for the fun of it? Because I don't live in the middle ages so I have water.
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# ? Nov 13, 2019 18:14 |
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klafbang posted:I took a poo a couple of hours ago, so I don't need to poo. Maybe I'll take a poo just for the fun of it? Because I don't live in the middle ages so I have water. Wow. Way to peasant-shame. Really uncool.
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# ? Nov 13, 2019 18:17 |
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Is there any way DANGER-MILL can be used to solve your water problem?
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# ? Nov 13, 2019 18:28 |
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my dog died im sad posted:Is there any way DANGER-MILL can be used to solve your water problem? I could use it to cut open my neighbor's pipes taking the scant wetness trapped within leaving their household dry, parched, and desert-like.
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# ? Nov 13, 2019 18:30 |
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AKZ posted:
In America I presume? How likely is it that we're all going empire decline lead crazy?
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# ? Nov 13, 2019 18:54 |
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I also just pooed. Felt good man. Flushed, even. Lingered at the tap for a bit washing my hands, enjoying the feel of warm running water across the skin.
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# ? Nov 13, 2019 18:58 |
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I also just pooed. Felt good man. Flushed, even. Lingered at the tap for a bit washing my hands, enjoying the feel of warm running water across the skin. YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!! <>
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# ? Nov 13, 2019 19:00 |
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Took a fantastic dump this morning and made full use of the bidet. Mmmmm bb
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# ? Nov 14, 2019 02:01 |
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Just hangin out chillin with all my fresh potable world class water
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# ? Nov 14, 2019 02:03 |
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I'm so sick of OP and his refusal to poop. Lay on your back, put your legs up in the air, grab your ankles, pull them down to your shoulders, and tub girl yourself, man. you deserve it. Bonus points if it all goes in your mouth. Your bonus is breakfast.
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# ? Nov 14, 2019 02:17 |
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Checking in to say there is STILL. NO. WATER. GAD. DAMNIT.
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# ? Nov 14, 2019 02:35 |
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I took a poo poo outside today just to show up the OP
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# ? Nov 14, 2019 07:13 |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Took a fantastic dump this morning and made full use of the bidet. Mmmmm bb You're really not supposed to poo poo in the bidet.
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# ? Nov 14, 2019 10:04 |
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Literally A Person posted:My neighbors thought the same thing so they had a well drilled. But it was sour. So they had another well drilled. And.....it was sour. So now they own a house that has no running water and the cost to hook back up to the community water is almost as expensive as it was to drill two wells. I'm happy with my $40 a month. Very happy. poop in the sour wells next time this happens they're no good anyway!! do you have a cat? poop in it's litter box and it will bury it for you
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# ? Nov 14, 2019 10:59 |
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Literally A Person posted:Checking in to say there is STILL. NO. WATER. GAD. DAMNIT.
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# ? Nov 14, 2019 11:40 |
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This is pretty true. Also, 6:42AM, still no loving god damned water. NO WATER! My wife had to get up early this morning and go shower at the park. I really want to do dishes. Like, really.
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# ? Nov 14, 2019 15:43 |
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Shut up Meg posted:You're really not supposed to poo poo in the bidet. Obviously u ain't got poo poo on me.
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# ? Nov 14, 2019 15:55 |
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Anoint yourself with olive oil and then scrape it off like the Romans did OP.
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# ? Nov 14, 2019 15:56 |
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Anoint yourself with olive oil and then scrape it off like the Romans did OP. Listen, I'm already swarthy and greasy. I need no more of either.
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# ? Nov 14, 2019 16:01 |
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I'm sorry for your situation. I'm currently taking a bath and remembering those who are less fortunate.
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# ? Nov 14, 2019 16:02 |
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go to the plumber's house and take a big dump in his toilet and say 'well if you don't want me doing this here you better get workin my friend!'
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# ? Nov 14, 2019 16:17 |
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Mozi posted:go to the plumber's house and take a big dump in his toilet and say 'well if you don't want me doing this here you better get workin my friend!' FINALLY! A good idea.
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# ? Nov 14, 2019 16:19 |
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BOOM!!!! WATER, MOTHER FUCKERS!!!! Gonna close the thread until next time. Thanks for the love and support, goons.
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# ? Nov 14, 2019 17:00 |
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GOD DAMNIT!!!! When they repressurized the lines they went too fast and now one of my old capped pipes popped open. Guess who gets to dig a big wet sopping loving hole in the backyard tomorrow morning?
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# ? Nov 15, 2019 02:06 |
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Are you able to poo though?
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# ? Nov 15, 2019 02:23 |
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Internetjack posted:Are you able to poo though? AW YEAH!!!!!!
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# ? Nov 15, 2019 02:46 |
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ah yeah, well done! Gotta keep the priorities in order.
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# ? Nov 15, 2019 02:48 |
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Literally A Person posted:GOD DAMNIT!!!! So are you running poo water or clean potable water down the side of your yard rn?
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# ? Nov 15, 2019 02:49 |
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Burt Sexual posted:So are you running poo water or clean potable water down the side of your yard rn? luckily potable, it's coming from the water supply NOT the septic tank THANK GOD. It's a pretty dang slow leak as far as gpm but we'll definitely turn off the water to the house tonight while we sleep.
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# ? Nov 15, 2019 02:54 |
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Poo in the hole
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# ? Nov 15, 2019 03:02 |
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Literally A Person posted:luckily potable, it's coming from the water supply NOT the septic tank THANK GOD. It's a pretty dang slow leak as far as gpm but we'll definitely turn off the water to the house tonight while we sleep. Tyvm for saving this planet, and pooing minimally as well. I’ve had a nightmare septic system before. Ended up around $40k before it ended. The DNR got...involved. It was the builders fault but he skated out of state, so burt ate poo poo.
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# ? Nov 15, 2019 03:03 |
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Literally A Person posted:GOD DAMNIT!!!! You deserve this. You should have just dug a hole in the backyard in the first place... to poop in.
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# ? Nov 15, 2019 03:30 |
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Kazak posted:In America I presume? How likely is it that we're all going empire decline lead crazy? Yea, I'm currently in the US. Lead service components are still a thing in larger/older utility infrastructure systems. A lot of places do really great work mitigating contamination, but there are more exceptions than I and others are comfortable with. And by more, I mean any. We are at a point scientifically where we thoroughly understand the majority of these principles. Lead poisoning of any large population should just not be a thing that can occur. Look at Flint. A key component to mobilizing lead in that drinking water was a combination of the aforementioned dated infrastructure and economically motivated decisions getting cleared by people who did not understand the chemistry. Narrow non-comedic answer is that the majority of populations won't experience widespread lead poisoning, but economically disadvantaged and poorly managed systems will be at risk. Speculative nihilist comedy answer is the spectrum of compounds we've dumped onto our landscape now appearing in our water in addition to the regular sometimes nasty naturally occurring stuff is going to have a whole bunch of scientifically interesting consequences on human physiology.
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# ? Nov 15, 2019 03:32 |
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Literally A Person posted:GOD DAMNIT!!!! I hope you have backflow prevention systems.
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# ? Nov 15, 2019 03:39 |
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AKZ posted:I hope you have backflow prevention systems. WE DO!!! Actually earlier today was the first time I'd ever heard of one of these and it totally explained why there were things I didn't understand mounted to the side of the house.
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# ? Nov 15, 2019 04:29 |
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water and septic issues suck op, i wish you all of the luck and refuse to use your current plight as a punch bag for bad jokes
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# ? Nov 15, 2019 04:33 |
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Mnoba posted:water and septic issues suck op, i wish you all of the luck and refuse to use your current plight as a punch bag for bad jokes
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# ? Nov 15, 2019 04:34 |
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you don't have a poo bucket?
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# ? Nov 15, 2019 04:35 |
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i am harry posted:you don't have a poo bucket? All of my buckets are already filled with poo. Not my poo. Other poo.
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# ? Nov 15, 2019 04:40 |
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Literally A Person posted:WE DO!!! That is awesome and will save you so much trouble dealing with your system's quirks and outages. Keep an eye on them since they can be finicky, check build/rebuild dates, and component wear if you can. Please do a certified laboratory bacteria test at your residence and stay safe!
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