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Oh, so when he said he needed to protect his "kids" he meant his drugs.
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Nov 14, 2019 02:29
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Zanzibar Ham posted:Oh, so when he said he needed to protect his "kids" he meant his drugs. Story makes a lot more sense if the hogs were hopped up on coke and coming back for more tbh
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quote:The city says residents can only kill the duck if they capture it on their own property. They say it cannot be kept, consumed or sold. Plus, the duck must be destroyed by legal means. That is surprisingly restrictive for Texas.
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Anyone else start hearing the theme to Boardwalk Empire when they read this? But, like, played on a synthesizer.
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Captain Hygiene posted:You Can Finally Spend The Night In A Hotel Shaped Like An Anus Welcome to the hotel Colon-formed, yah
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"You’re in Washington walking in a park when all of a sudden you look down, and you see a turtle, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the turtle over on its back. The turtle lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?" "Because the turtle is a drat Nazi!" (The Mein Kampf Test)
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There's an ever-so-slim chance that it's a Buddhist swastika and not a Nazi one, but yeah it's probably Yertle.
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Nov 14, 2019 21:43
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Zanzibar Ham posted:I was told the N stood for Ninja Why do you think Juggalos call each other "Ninjas"?
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Johnny Aztec posted:Why do you think Juggalos call each other "Ninjas"? Excuse me but juggalos are proud soldiers in the fight against Nazis alongside furries now
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Johnny Aztec posted:Why do you think Juggalos call each other "Ninjas"? Because ninjas are loving cool
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Aesop Poprock posted:Excuse me but juggalos are proud soldiers in the fight against Nazis alongside furries now The last ten years has seen a lot of progress and strange bedfellows emerge
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Burkion posted:The last ten years has seen a lot of progress and strange bedfellows emerge Let's... let's not talk about beds and fellows in conjunction with furries. Let sleeping dogs lie. 
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Johnny Aztec posted:well, furries and Juggalos can take center point, and if we're lucky, they'll wipe each other out. More likely they'll crossbreed And that's how we got Homestuck
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PubicMice posted:There's an ever-so-slim chance that it's a Buddhist swastika and not a Nazi one, but yeah it's probably Yertle. The article does actually say "it appears the swastikas were painted in the wrong direction". But it's more likely just a particularly stupid Nazi than that a Buddhist went around painting manji on turtles for no particular reason.
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The_White_Crane posted:The article does actually say "it appears the swastikas were painted in the wrong direction". I dunno, I can totally see a white guy with dreadlocks buddhist doing that.
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Nov 15, 2019 12:07
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I've heard a lot of covers of "How Soon Is Now" but this is by far the most literal
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The_White_Crane posted:The article does actually say "it appears the swastikas were painted in the wrong direction". The other option here is that it's a really bored edge lord who intentionally went around putting Manji on turtles because they knew it'd be mistaken for swastikas
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Burkion posted:The other option here is that it's a really bored edge lord who intentionally went around putting Manji on turtles because they knew it'd be mistaken for swastikas If I were betting, I'd guess it's a young edgelord who literally didn't know how to make a swastika and did this instead of spray painting a wall. But it's 2019, so who the gently caress knows.
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Pastry of the Year posted:I've heard a lot of covers of "How Soon Is Now" but this is by far the most literal Heh
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The simplest explanation is usually the correct one. Unfortunately, in our current lovely timeline, the simplest explanation for the turtles is dyslexic Nazis.
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I can only remember which one is the swastika and which is the Buddhist by thinking of windmills, like a right-tighty left-loosey for white supremacy.
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