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Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Oh my god, he said that? :psyduck:

Not exactly that, but he was testing the act in comedy clubs across the country for years, and became obsessed with it after becoming friends with Deepak Chopra, saying that it was more than just a comedy character, but a beacon of love, joy, and self-acceptance.

In a movie where Justin Timberlake is a hockey player with a big dick named Jacque Le Coq Grande.

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Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Baron von Eevl posted:

Fake names is itself kind of a beautiful and underappreciated art.

Toby Flenderson!
Otis B Driftwood!
Hortense Beveridge! Oh wait, that one's real

Hortense is no Hootly Weedn.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Wasn't Mike Meyers also going to host a gameshow in character with the whole premise being no one would know it's him until the end?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Inzombiac posted:

Wasn't Mike Meyers also going to host a gameshow in character with the whole premise being no one would know it's him until the end?

He did it for the Gong Show renewal a couple of years ago.

They went like 6 months before "revealing" (people knew though) that the host was him in costume.

Van Dis
Jun 19, 2004

Baron von Eevl posted:

Fake names is itself kind of a beautiful and underappreciated art.

Toby Flenderson!
Otis B Driftwood!
Hortense Beveridge! Oh wait, that one's real

The fake names of lots of bit characters in Arrested Development were so funny. The one-armed lessons man J Walter Weatherman, the reporter Trisha Thoon, the FBI mole Cindi Lightballoon, etc.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
I like in John Wick Chapter 2 when he actually kills someone with a pencil. After the fact he does this little look like "loving really?"

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

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Gromit posted:

Hortense is no Hootly Weedn.
I'm a big fan of Herb Borkland and of course Andy Brandy Casagrande IV.

Van Dis posted:

The fake names of lots of bit characters in Arrested Development were so funny. The one-armed lessons man J Walter Weatherman, the reporter Trisha Thoon, the FBI mole Cindi Lightballoon, etc.

Arrested Development and The Office both did a pretty great job with fake names.

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

Baron von Eevl posted:

Arrested Development and The Office both did a pretty great job with fake names.
Weren't there two restaurants called "Skip Church's" and "Miss Temple", which were references to skiving off your weekly religious duties?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Van Dis posted:

The fake names of lots of bit characters in Arrested Development were so funny. The one-armed lessons man J Walter Weatherman, the reporter Trisha Thoon, the FBI mole Cindi Lightballoon, etc.

Gene Parmesan and Stanley Sitwell were my favourites.

The ultimate being Bob Loblaw, and his law blog.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Gene Parmesan and Stanley Sitwell were my favourites.

The ultimate being Bob Loblaw, and his law blog.

The best part about Bob Loblaw's law blog? Shortly before the character debuted, a Robert Loblaw put up a blog about actual legal decisions on Blogspot

http://web.archive.org/web/20060114101505/http://www.appellatedecisions.blogspot.com/

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Phy posted:

The best part about Bob Loblaw's law blog? Shortly before the character debuted, a Robert Loblaw put up a blog about actual legal decisions on Blogspot

http://web.archive.org/web/20060114101505/http://www.appellatedecisions.blogspot.com/

holy moly

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Gene Parmesan and Stanley Sitwell were my favourites.

The ultimate being Bob Loblaw, and his law blog.

They just got lazy later on though. George Maharris? Awful

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



mojo1701a posted:

And I agree with the overuse of jokes. I watched old SNL sketches with him, and certain jokes like not being able to control THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE was used at least once there. There may have been a few others, but I don't remember. It's been a while.

this is just SNL in general, especially in the 90s

oh hey look adam sandler is doing weird voice boy again
haha this time he is singing it

Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer

Strom Cuzewon posted:

They just got lazy later on though. George Maharris? Awful

That was a reference to an actor in the 60s

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Strom Cuzewon posted:

They just got lazy later on though. George Maharris? Awful

Excuse me, that's the same season that had Perfecto Telles. :goonsay: And wasn't the 'Maharis' basically George Michael trying to think up a fake name, and accidentally landing on a real name?

See, even the boring sounding fake names have depth to them.

EDIT:

Phy posted:

The best part about Bob Loblaw's law blog? Shortly before the character debuted, a Robert Loblaw put up a blog about actual legal decisions on Blogspot

http://web.archive.org/web/20060114101505/http://www.appellatedecisions.blogspot.com/

Oh wow... do you think the real Bob Loblaw would have enough to lob a law bomb towards Mitch Hurwitz and the show? I mean, if they ripped him off....

.... what a low blow.

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Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

How quickly we forget washed up junkie actress DeBrie Bardeaux

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Or formerly portly Portney Courtnoy.

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Every now and again I get in a weird mood and make up names of Southern American types who are really into BBQ.

Collected in a thread here, if anyone wants to know what a British guy thinks Americans call their kids:

https://twitter.com/Brainmage/status/1099971719945773057

Friend
Aug 3, 2008

Krispy Wafer posted:

I still like Meyers. He just got way too famous for his limited shtick. He's probably happier now without Wayne's World and Austin Powers expectations.

Dana Carvey is a comic genius though and it sucks his post-SNL career was kind of meh.

EDIT: the backstory on Carvey's TV show is pretty weird. It was originally supposed to be sponsored by a company, kind of like how old timey variety shows worked. Pepsi agreed to do it, but backed out at the last minute. Since they couldn't find a replacement they just titled each show as sponsored by a different Pepsi product like Mountain Dew or Taco Bell. The show got decent ratings, but ran out of money by the 6th episode, at which point they titled it sponsored by Szechuan Dynasty, a local restaurant they liked.

Too Funny To Fail on hulu is great for those who haven't seen it. If I remember right (which is iffy), they didn't actually need the sponsorship, they just thought it would be funny to be sponsored by something different each week. Everything around that show was a train wreck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfDjnAdczQI

Friend has a new favorite as of 22:17 on Nov 14, 2019

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Baron von Eevl posted:

Fake names is itself kind of a beautiful and underappreciated art.

Toby Flenderson!
Otis B Driftwood!
Hortense Beveridge! Oh wait, that one's real

You need to watch Toast of London immediately

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bc8PbBpUgA

(sorry for poo poo video quality)

Barry Foster has a new favorite as of 16:02 on Nov 14, 2019

TheCool69
Sep 23, 2011

Krispy Wafer posted:

Okay, that will definitely gently caress with your career. I hadn't seen him in anything for years, but watching his Netflix standup reminded me how funny he could be. Up until that point he had been delegated to the Rick Moranis wing of my childhood memories.

His episode of Norm McDonalds podcast is legit one of the funniest thing i have ever listened.

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
Metalocalypse has a lot of "specialists" that consult with the bad guy council, and they all have ridiculous unpronounceable keysmash names because Brendon Small wanted to make Mark Hamill say them.

https://youtu.be/4IJRvvOPA08
This is just the first season, they get way worse(/better) later.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



There's a subtlety to Revenge of the Sith that I've always liked (I'm not sure if it's intentional or not): part of Palpatine's appeal to Anakin was promising that he'd "help save Padme" with ancient Sith techniques. When Anakin finally turns, one of the first things Palpatine does is backpedal on the Padme promise a bit - "Well, only one Sith has actually cheated death but I'm sure if we work together, we'll get it done".

Whatever else Sith got wrong or dropped the ball on, I thought it rang pretty true that evil would entice you to its banner with promises it knew couldn't be kept, and then only add caveats after you were in so deep that it was too late to turn back.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
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packetmantis posted:

Metalocalypse has a lot of "specialists" that consult with the bad guy council, and they all have ridiculous unpronounceable keysmash names because Brendon Small wanted to make Mark Hamill say them.

https://youtu.be/4IJRvvOPA08
This is just the first season, they get way worse(/better) later.

"Dr. Jonathan Twinkletits" is good but pronouncing it "TWEEN kuh let its" is much much better.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Dr Spaceman on 30 Rock was a great example of that joke, Chris Parnell would correct people “Dr Spa-CE-men”

beanieson has a new favorite as of 03:42 on Nov 15, 2019

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Flint_Paper posted:

Every now and again I get in a weird mood and make up names of Southern American types who are really into BBQ.

Collected in a thread here, if anyone wants to know what a British guy thinks Americans call their kids:

https://twitter.com/Brainmage/status/1099971719945773057

That's a pretty pro click you got there pilgrim

CaptainCrunch
Mar 19, 2006
droppin Hamiltons!
My personal favorite fake name is from the “Prey” novels.

Detective Del Capslock.

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Phy posted:

That's a pretty pro click you got there pilgrim

:3:

Why thank you, Ashford Belwether. Good luck in the lobster-baking competition!

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



CaptainCrunch posted:

My personal favorite fake name is from the “Prey” novels.

Detective Del Capslock.

No love for Hiro Protagonist?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

AFewBricksShy posted:

No love for Hiro Protagonist?

This is like the billionth time I see a username on these forums, think nothing of it, and then find out it's from something else.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


My favorite names are from the obscure Wild Palms miniseries (and probably also the comic):

Chickie Levitt
Tully Woiwode
Tabba Schwarzkopf
Chap Starfall
Dr. Tobias Schenkl
Sen. Anton Kreutzer
Gavin and Eileen Whitehope
Tambor

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Barry Foster posted:

You need to watch Toast of London immediately

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bc8PbBpUgA

(sorry for poo poo video quality)

Absolutely. Not just that scene, but Toast of London has a lot of great moments in it, and the names are just one.

I still love Ray Purchase, and his wife Mrs. Purchase. I'm laughing right now remembering the way Toast enunciates, "Raaay Purchaaaaase!" Lots of good names in that show.

Peanut Butler posted:

this is just SNL in general, especially in the 90s

oh hey look adam sandler is doing weird voice boy again
haha this time he is singing it

That's true, but I remember one sketch specifically that did that. The British-American Theatre Alliance sketch did that. It's been a while since I've watched it, but even Steve Martin did the, "There's a certain, as the French say, 'I don't know what'" which Doctor Evil says once. Then again, I might just be pedantic about that.

minato posted:

Weren't there two restaurants called "Skip Church's" and "Miss Temple", which were references to skiving off your weekly religious duties?

Not only that, but the lines were, "You can find her every Friday night at Miss Temple's," and that people spent Sunday mornings at Skip Church's.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Krispy Wafer posted:

I still like Meyers. He just got way too famous for his limited shtick. He's probably happier now without Wayne's World and Austin Powers expectations.

Dana Carvey is a comic genius though and it sucks his post-SNL career was kind of meh.

EDIT: the backstory on Carvey's TV show is pretty weird. It was originally supposed to be sponsored by a company, kind of like how old timey variety shows worked. Pepsi agreed to do it, but backed out at the last minute. Since they couldn't find a replacement they just titled each show as sponsored by a different Pepsi product like Mountain Dew or Taco Bell. The show got decent ratings, but ran out of money by the 6th episode, at which point they titled it sponsored by Szechuan Dynasty, a local restaurant they liked.

It also followed a very "family" show Home Improvement. It wasn't a great mix.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfDjnAdczQI

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Shawshank Redemption. When Hadley is arrested the detective reads off his notebook as he says the Miranda stuff.



That part of the movie is set in 1966, when the Miranda Act has just come out, so not everyone had memorised it yet.

HelleSpud
Apr 1, 2010
Stay tuned for the Friday night movie, The Duchess Approves, starring Sturly Stembleburgiss as "The Duchess" and Grampton St. Rumpterfrabble as irascible coxswain "Saunterblugget Hampterfuppinshire!"

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


HelleSpud posted:

Stay tuned for the Friday night movie, The Duchess Approves, starring Sturly Stembleburgiss as "The Duchess" and Grampton St. Rumpterfrabble as irascible coxswain "Saunterblugget Hampterfuppinshire!"

I have to link this one, because just reading it doesn't do it justice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG8kBsHTGuE

citybeatnik
Mar 1, 2013

You Are All
WEIRDOS




Pope Corky the IX posted:

They said that when he was in the Nutty Professor in 1996 and then Shrek in 2001 and then Dreamgirls in 2006 and then Tower Heist in 2011 and then...


Carvey also had a botched heart surgery in 1997 and then had to have several corrective surgeries over the next decade or so. That's what really hosed with his career for a long time. He did Master of Disguisein 2002 as a cheap low-stress comedy that his kids might like and would get him some money.

I've always had a weird amount of respect for good performers who do lovely movies just to make money. Not sure whether Raul Julia or Jeremy "i just bought a castle" Irons is my favorite example.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

citybeatnik posted:

I've always had a weird amount of respect for good performers who do lovely movies just to make money. Not sure whether Raul Julia or Jeremy "i just bought a castle" Irons is my favorite example.

I have a lot of respect for Raul Julia’s reasons for doing street fighter. He knew he was dying so he did a movie based on some games he knew his kids liked that would leave them a shitload of money when he was gone. And he did not half-rear end it at ALL. He’s a delight in that.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


CaptainCrunch posted:

My personal favorite fake name is from the “Prey” novels.

Detective Del Capslock.

In "This Book is Full of Spiders" one of the characters is named Detective Lance Falconer. Which at the end is revealed to be a fake name after the narrator promises him to completely embellish his part of the story after Falconer was annoyed that he was unable to get a book deal about the events of the story.

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datajugend
Jan 15, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

mojo1701a posted:

Absolutely. Not just that scene, but Toast of London has a lot of great moments in it, and the names are just one.

The purchase Brothers winking at each other and the one where toast has a meltdown because of clem fandango can still reduce me to tears when i rewatch the show

"You bloody fool! Why did you bring Jon Hamm in here?! Everyone knows about his chaaarm and charismaa!"

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