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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Aramoro posted:

They don't but they should, call it the Hot Beef Injection.
Wew what a page snype.

Android Apocalypse has a new favorite as of 16:21 on Nov 15, 2019

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.


Any talk about Bovril makes me think of this ad that I just love. Look at that big beefy boy and how happy he is at the idea of being processed into Bovril!

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




He's about to graduate from Bovine University!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Android Apocalypse posted:

Wew what a page snype.


Well I had a situationally inappropriate outburst @ Milky nickers

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Android Apocalypse posted:

Wew what a page snype.


GIIIIIRRRRRLLL! How would you like to split a Gaybar?!

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Clitch posted:

GIIIIIRRRRRLLL! How would you like to split a Gaybar?!

I've got something to put in you(r mouth)

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
yeah baby, how 'bout you and me get nipple to nipple and share a Twat bar

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



That’s presumably after they stopped all being clones, so it was possible for there to be “short” stormtroopers, with different sized armor


E: idk I don’t care. MACLUNKEY

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Data Graham posted:

That’s presumably after they stopped all being clones, so it was possible for there to be “short” stormtroopers, with different sized armor

how is that the detail you latched onto

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Data Graham posted:

That’s presumably after they stopped all being clones, so it was possible for there to be “short” stormtroopers, with different sized armor


E: idk I don’t care. MACLUNKEY

The line is "arent you short?" Actually implying a uniformity in them to where a variance is noticeable.

Admiralty Flag
Jun 7, 2007

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

e: ^^^ Height requirements have been a criteria for elite troops in a lot of places, like Napoleon's grenadiers and other historical examples I'm sure existed but can't think of




Pick posted:

how is that the detail you latched onto

Because the rest of it is too silly to contemplate

I mean, Tarkin is a complete evil rear end in a top hat but he's the epitome of professionalism. He wouldn't fraternize with an enlisted soldier under his command. He'd even avoid civilian contractors aboard the Death Star prevent the appearance of favoritism


voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Admiralty Flag posted:

e: ^^^ Height requirements have been a criteria for elite troops in a lot of places, like Napoleon's grenadiers and other historical examples I'm sure existed but can't think of


Because the rest of it is too silly to contemplate

I mean, Tarkin is a complete evil rear end in a top hat but he's the epitome of professionalism. He wouldn't fraternize with an enlisted soldier under his command. He'd even avoid civilian contractors aboard the Death Star prevent the appearance of favoritism

Rasmus
Jul 13, 2016

I wish I was brian Blessed

Admiralty Flag posted:

e: ^^^ Height requirements have been a criteria for elite troops in a lot of places, like Napoleon's grenadiers and other historical examples I'm sure existed but can't think of


They have height requirements for South Korean soldiers manning the dmz. They pick the tallest and most threatening soldiers they got to make a propaganda statement about the health and prosperity of SK over NK. Also malnutrition is a bitch.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
one off from being named TK-420

I wonder if they called him Toke

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


EU is not canon

Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот

MarcusSA posted:

I was checking walmart for jacket when I found...



this is absolutely obscene and wonderful and is still up for sale and they even have it in fat boy sizes so that pushed me past ideological objections because goddamn that is a good slutty shirt so thank you for that

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Bombadilillo posted:

The line is "arent you short?" Actually implying a uniformity in them to where a variance is noticeable.

Yeah but still, different sized armor is available apparently.

Anyway that was one of the things I thought about when the prequels first came out and the "Clone Wars" turned out to be a war fought by clones, as opposed to a war fought over cloning (i.e. of the Emperor), which up till then I had assumed it was, and still thought would have been a more interesting and pertinent story

But whatever, that's like a hundred years and six IP owners / content revisions ago now

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
It's funny because it's like Luke wearing the dog suit from the shining

Koala Cola
Dec 21, 2005

I am the stone that the builder refused...

Zvahl posted:

this is absolutely obscene and wonderful and is still up for sale and they even have it in fat boy sizes so that pushed me past ideological objections because goddamn that is a good slutty shirt so thank you for that

whoa calm down there twink

Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006


Screamin' Sicilian marketing directly to goons.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Admiralty Flag posted:

I mean, Tarkin is a complete evil rear end in a top hat but he's the epitome of professionalism. He wouldn't fraternize with an enlisted soldier under his command. He'd even avoid civilian contractors aboard the Death Star prevent the appearance of favoritism

You think the average stormtrooper knows how to install a toilet main? All they know is killing and white uniforms.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Fried Watermelon posted:

EU is not canon

Someone tell Britain, this seems important

https://i.imgur.com/t2aJ8RH.mp4

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained
Cats are just slinkies with claws

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/zxinab_/status/1194717977486200834

https://twitter.com/imperialfanboy/status/1070549291582787585

https://twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/1194456850512711682

Enjoy these good and I must note, picture-centered, tweets with my compliments

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Clitch posted:

GIIIIIRRRRRLLL! How would you like to split a Gaybar?!

Now tell me do ya, do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all your money
On a Gaybar, Gaybar GAY-BAR

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


Admiralty Flag posted:

e: ^^^ Height requirements have been a criteria for elite troops in a lot of places, like Napoleon's grenadiers and other historical examples I'm sure existed but can't think of

I don't get this in modern militaries because it means all the headshots are the same height off the ground. Also shorter people can find cover better

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Mr. Bad Guy posted:



Screamin' Sicilian marketing directly to goons.

Like goons wouldn't just eat the whole full sized pizza. Smh

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

alexandriao posted:

I don't get this in modern militaries because it means all the headshots are the same height off the ground. Also shorter people can find cover better

The Geneva Convention has banned Oddjob from international warfare

Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот

Apparition posted:

whoa calm down there twink

3 twinks maybe

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RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Besesoth posted:

Someone tell Britain, this seems important

https://i.imgur.com/t2aJ8RH.mp4

I love how you can see the moment the cat decides to turn the dodge into an attack

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Clitch posted:

GIIIIIRRRRRLLL! How would you like to split a Gaybar?!



This is a real, and delicious, ice cream bar sold in Australia. They also sell a Unicorn coloured one which is super awesome.

Memento has a new favorite as of 23:11 on Nov 15, 2019

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Memento posted:



This is a real, and delicious, ice cream bar sold in Australia. They also sell a Unicorn coloured one which is super awesome.



These are cookie crumbles

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Memento posted:



This is a real, and delicious, ice cream bar sold in Australia. They also sell a Unicorn coloured one which is super awesome.


It's also worth noting that Gaytime's slogan is "It's hard to have a Gaytime on your own."

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



$10,000 vs a whole lifetime of Gaytimes? :thunk:

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Besesoth posted:

Someone tell Britain, this seems important

https://i.imgur.com/t2aJ8RH.mp4

Is it weird that I love watching rear end in a top hat children learn valuable lessons about cats

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


children falling over and in general being dumbshits is always funny

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NtotheTC
Dec 31, 2007


The kids are just stupid, I do feel like taking a mallet to the parents that stand by and let the children do lovely things to pets while recording it though

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