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Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Bored As gently caress posted:

No, actually, they didn't.

Edit: Hillary did, but if she goes to jail so should every single member of his cabinet.

Pretty please Santa

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The Eyes Have It
Feb 10, 2008

Third Eye Sees All
...snookums
It's been too long and I missed my opportunity to work " OK Boomhauer" at Jim Jordan somehow :mad:

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
Trump should become a prison abolitionist if he's concerned about unequal enforcement.

Edit: what did Hilldawg lie about again?

Kawasaki Nun fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Nov 15, 2019

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Literally anyone who doesn't pledge blood fealty deserves prison in this jackass's eyes.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump...ingawful.com%2F

colachute
Mar 15, 2015


Is this supporting Stone? Or not?

Is he saying since Stone is guilty they should be? Or is he saying since they aren’t guilty, Stone shouldn’t be either?

What?

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
If you needed another reason to hate the VA.

Clarksburg West Virginia might have a serial killer working, or had one working there.


https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/investigations/2019/11/15/va-hospital-surveillance-under-review-potential-serial-killer-case/4190200002/

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

colachute posted:

Is this supporting Stone? Or not?

Is he saying since Stone is guilty they should be? Or is he saying since they aren’t guilty, Stone shouldn’t be either?

What?

It's literally the kid who got in trouble with his parents pointing at his siblings and yelling "well why don't you ever punish them?"

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

When Stone gets pardoned, and then tells everyone to gently caress off when they tell him he is now compelled to testify, what will happen?

Unrelated: what happened to Mulvaney when he refused to cooperate with the house?

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

colachute posted:

Is this supporting Stone? Or not?

Is he saying since Stone is guilty they should be? Or is he saying since they aren’t guilty, Stone shouldn’t be either?

What?

if you can discern a concrete stance from a trump tweet then you have a bright future getting a nobel prize in quantum entanglement

GoGoGadget
Apr 29, 2006

colachute posted:

When Stone gets pardoned, and then tells everyone to gently caress off when they tell him he is now compelled to testify, what will happen?

Unrelated: what happened to Mulvaney when he refused to cooperate with the house?

Search your feelings. You know the answer to these questions.

Hint: nothing

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

colachute posted:

When Stone gets pardoned, and then tells everyone to gently caress off when they tell him he is now compelled to testify, what will happen?

Unrelated: what happened to Mulvaney when he refused to cooperate with the house?

The answer here is all related to the power of congressional subpoenas, which is kind of dick. Congress would have to pass contempt citations and then exercise the inherent contempt poo poo to have the sergeant-at-arms to go and get the person. That's dicey as gently caress, so the more likely resolution is in the courts. Emergency motions are currently being heard now and will likely have resolution in two months, and even then that might not cover all of the exhaustive appeals.

Democrats have basically decided gently caress all that - they'll make it into an obstruction impeachment article. In that way, they're not really punishing the weasel Mulvaney for any of his poo poo, they're punishing Trump by using it as evidence for an impeachment article.

They could go after Mulvaney, but it would take months and he might not talk.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

https://twitter.com/ap_politics/status/1195407271167250432?s=21

Warren is not good

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
You're welcome

Kinda :nws:

https://i.imgur.com/kj5aG99.jpg

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

There's a lot of rear end in that photo

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Al Pacino would probably comment on that amount of rear end

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

https://www.iflscience.com/policy/ohio-may-let-religious-students-give-scientifically-wrong-answers/

Oh. Cool cool.

Ceiling fan
Dec 26, 2003

I really like ceilings.
Dead Man’s Band
I'm sure his cellmates will appreciate that he didn't let himself get flabby old man rear end.

Lord Douchebag
Oct 22, 2010

Are you a man of peace
Or man of holy war?
Here's a related video that's aged very well


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mT-GbyZPhc

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

I loving LOVE SCIENCE

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

What the gently caress kind of phrasing is “scientifically wrong answer”

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

Well i have a sincerely held believe the werld is a rhombusical tetrahedron and HOW DARE you tell me its an oblate spheroid

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

colachute posted:

What the gently caress kind of phrasing is “scientifically wrong answer”

How old is the earth?

How large was Noah's Ark?

Are women people?

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

"You can't mark me wrong for saying John Stamos was the first president of the united states, it's what my religion believes." I feel like the satanic church trolls could get some milage out of it if it goes through.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Can anyone recommend me any articles or books that study the correlation between the war on drugs (and drugs being illegal in general) and cartel violence?

E: specifically related to the US.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

colachute posted:

What the gently caress kind of phrasing is “scientifically wrong answer”

It's for people who think that "science" is just a another kind of religion.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Post truth era.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
does time cube stuff qualify in that bill?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

If this was real and televised I'd watch it.

Coasterphreak
May 29, 2007
I like cookies.

facialimpediment posted:

How old is the earth?

How large was Noah's Ark?

Are women people?

How does evolution work?

How do animals reproduce?

What is the purpose of vaccination?

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
State department dude testified that he indeed overheard a Sondland-Trump call, mentioned by Bill Taylor:

https://twitter.com/jeremyherb/status/1195477194757332994?s=19

Republicans:

https://twitter.com/DanielPFlatley/status/1195476595336724480?s=19

My head hurts.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
OK NOW MY HEAD HURTS MORE BUT IT'S FROM LAUGHING

https://twitter.com/MiriamElder/status/1195475141788098560?s=19

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
1:35

https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1195479264444833797?s=19

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Lord Douchebag posted:

Here's a related video that's aged very well


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mT-GbyZPhc

"Good luck finding a garnish for your toilet hooch"

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014


Not only is Trump too stupid to arrange a quid pro quo, clearly there is no way he could have found the time to arrange one when he was so busy mutually masturbating with other heads of state.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/DanLamothe/status/1195484671758483456?s=19

It is finally official. Absolute garbage

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Looking forward to Robert Bales getting a pardon as a buzzer beater before Trump gets removed/voted out

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002




:barf:

Of all the poo poo things Trump has done, this is one of the worst on an absolute scale of immorality and being hosed up.

Flying_Crab fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Nov 16, 2019

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



Pelosi with the superslam.

https://twitter.com/AshaRangappa_/status/1195485093072166914?s=20

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That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy



That's a good one but I wish all these hot takes and soundbites would matter.

Stone getting the verdict was something at least.

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