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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
https://comicvine.gamespot.com/shaolin-cowboy/4005-94336/forums/respect-the-shaolin-cowboy-1927492/ :confused:
Or is this some other reference (Evil Dead?)

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Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

crebs

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
Crabominable Yeti Crab

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEb5vURIrZg

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
Currently in Barbados. Excellent crab country; plenty of critters scurrying around the rocks, and some of them get pretty drat big!

Also, my girlfriend said we should start a ABBA crab cover band called CRABBA. Singing “Dancing Crab”.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

you marry that woman immediately

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


What did she think of the crabanero, biggles?

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

Cer b

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
You wanna see a crab, check out my mother-in-law!!!

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

BigglesSWE posted:

Currently in Barbados. Excellent crab country; plenty of critters scurrying around the rocks, and some of them get pretty drat big!

Pics or gtfo

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!

Scarodactyl posted:

What did she think of the crabanero, biggles?

She loved it, of course!


Pictures will be provided when I get home. About to go out today to get me some good ones.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
This crab did nothing wrong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LazBkPSMo9w

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
SNIP 👏 THAT 👏 CREB 👏

naem
May 29, 2011

https://youtu.be/gxrMlLw_Tyg

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Dudes wearing like 5mm neoprene and he’s scared of just grabbing the wee little creb.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
The wrath of crabs is something everyone wants to avoid

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SniperWoreConverse posted:

The wrath of crabs is something everyone wants to avoid

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Came dangerously close to giving that crab a knife.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

:aaaaa:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


SniperWoreConverse posted:

The wrath of crabs is something everyone wants to avoid

A man who doesn’t take the crab in the hand is no man at all.

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!

LingcodKilla posted:

A man who doesn’t take the crab in the hand is no man at all.

Hey now, I keep trying but they keep scuttlin’

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


BigglesSWE posted:

Hey now, I keep trying but they keep scuttlin’

Pin down gently then grab the two most rear legs firmly. You now have an unpinchable grip on the cancer family of crabs.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Establish dominance!

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015


Scarodactyl posted:

Came dangerously close to giving that crab a knife.

LingcodKilla posted:

Establish dominance!

Knife creb best creb

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Looks like a cross between a puppy and some crebby critter

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


ekuNNN posted:

Looks like a cross between a puppy and some crebby critter


I have no claw and I must snip

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Some kind of slipper lobster?

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

I changed my name because of this thread

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

thank you for your service

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkMwf6iT1Cw

There is a scam here but I can't find the perpetrator.

naem
May 29, 2011

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

LingcodKilla posted:

Pin down gently then grab the two most rear legs firmly. You now have an unpinchable grip on the cancer family of crabs.

There are demon crabs, crabs which cannot be controlled. The crabs beyond crab. Crabs beyond cancer.


ekuNNN posted:

Looks like a cross between a puppy and some crebby critter


I demand to have this crab. I will have it, this is the crab I need for my aquarium

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Good news everyone!

https://twitter.com/mousquemere/status/1197731220722999296?s=19

Robert Deadford
Mar 1, 2008
Ultra Carp

SniperWoreConverse posted:



I demand to have this crab. I will have it, this is the crab I need for my aquarium

I think it is a Balmain Bug, found around the coast of Australia.

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR


Plenty of room to scurry, then after a long day of snipping it's back to the PILE.

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005


hahaha so good

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

þe fréondlic crabbe

ekuNNN fucked around with this message at 13:19 on Nov 25, 2019

Stoner Sloth
Apr 2, 2019

Robert Deadford posted:

I think it is a Balmain Bug, found around the coast of Australia.

Both them and Moreton Bay Bugs are delicious as well as being excellent creb friends.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

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Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Stoner Sloth posted:

Both them and Moreton Bay Bugs are delicious as well as being excellent creb friends.

we've been over this:

Leperflesh posted:

no claw = not creb

They're cool looking lobster guys who have huge flat antennae where they should have claws, but having no claws they're even less a creb than a normal lobster

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