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Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

BAE OF PIGS posted:

I hope he died and scavino tweeted that out while they frantically try to figure out how break the news that the fat fucker died from a heart attack.

oh man i hope it was on the tiolet

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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

GrimGypsy posted:

this is when future conspiracy guys will say trump was switched with a bodydouble/clone

Im saying that right now!

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


felix is such a good poster i wish he didnt waste so much time on videogames and mma

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Zyla posted:

i super doubt it, the president's health status is basically as classified as something can possibly get and a matter of national security

Also HIPPA

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Fake melania meet fake donald

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

Jonny 290 posted:

looks deece. needs a drizzle of sauce or smth

sauce is a goddamn curse on man... give me some correctly cooked food and some seasoning
sauce is gross as hell

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

what is wrong with video games and mma

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

angerbeet posted:

When I worked in family practice those visits were always the funniest thing because it'd be booked as "BP" or whatever and they'd chat about blood pressure and low-sodium diets and blah blah for 15 minutes and it'd always be "oh btw doc one more thing..." on the way out the door

just own your boner pills nobody cares

Can't wait to get old and Columbo my way into getting boner pills

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Jonny 290 posted:

man i loving love broccoli tho. yall ever grilled broccoli? god drat. cut it up into medium sized bits, hit it with olive oil and salt, throw it on a hot bbq grill for like 2 mins a side just till you start to see some browning. then AS SOON as you pull it off the grill hit it with some fresh parmesan cheese. my god
yes. broccoli is probably my favorite

cauliflower is good too and v versatile

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

eric ciaramella posted:

what is wrong with video games and mma

nothing its just that it inhibits his time spent on posting, it is squandering his talents

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBeU7o6DODI

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



turosl dying of a heart attack wouldn't make it more then 15 seconds before being all over twitter

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

BAE OF PIGS posted:

I hope he died and scavino tweeted that out while they frantically try to figure out how break the news that the fat fucker died from a heart attack.

I literally spent the night of the "covfefe" tweet staying up until 7am because I thought he stroked out mid-tweet and they found him naked and rear end-up on the bathroom floor, drooling and unconscious

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

eric ciaramella posted:

what is wrong with video games and mma

calinabal is a loving rear end in a top hat that is why we can't have good things

discoukulele
Jan 16, 2010

Yes Sir, I Can Boogie
he just needed to get pumped with adrenochrome, nbd

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
What if his corpse is just lying there and Ivanka and jared and kellyanne can't decide what to do

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Ages posted:

oh man i hope it was on the tiolet

Given how much fast food the president eats I'm betting he has fart attacks all the time.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

angerbeet posted:

When I worked in family practice those visits were always the funniest thing because it'd be booked as "BP" or whatever and they'd chat about blood pressure and low-sodium diets and blah blah for 15 minutes and it'd always be "oh btw doc one more thing..." on the way out the door

just own your boner pills nobody cares

now you can just order them online without ever seeing a doc

blue chew wharever

Xaris has issued a correction as of 06:51 on Nov 17, 2019

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Pohl posted:

sauce is a goddamn curse on man... give me some correctly cooked food and some seasoning
sauce is gross as hell

Sauce is delicious op

Like look at good curry or good Italian

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.
https://twitter.com/bonebonebot/status/1195915611148181504

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Wrex Ruckus posted:

Can't wait to get old and Columbo my way into getting boner pills

You can just tell the secretary "personal" for the appointment reason, go in and say "Hey Doc I need more boner pills, they work great, boners working hard, thank you" and they'll be like "OK" and you're done bing bam boom.

It just takes up time if your blood pressure is fine but "ACE inhibitors give me a cough *cough cough* but I want to stay on them, thanks for that chat, also I need boner pills faxed to the Piggly Wiggly OK bye"

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

eric ciaramella posted:

What if his corpse is just lying there and Ivanka and jared and kellyanne can't decide what to do

Weekend at Turmpies

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
cool

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
My favorite part of house hunters international is dumb Americans being like "WHERE IS THE 49 CUBIC FOOT STAINLESS STEEL SMART FRIDGE?" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE IS ONLY A SHOWER AND NO JACUZI TUB?"

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

RIP Syndrome
Feb 24, 2016
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Filthy Hans posted:

imo you should "aspire" to not be a vapist

oh vaping, that makes sense

i was trying to figure out if this was a weird input device or just a tactical nano fleshlight for gamers

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

lol cool a bunch of cspammers just got murked for 42 day old posts in qcs

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

here kids have one of those "hip tunes" daddyo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdryssUmlpE

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

dads friend steve posted:

lol cool a bunch of cspammers just got murked for 4 day old posts in qcs

Yessss that means it's my time to shine!

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008



its good to have goals, joe

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

RIP Syndrome posted:

oh vaping, that makes sense

i was trying to figure out if this was a weird input device or just a tactical nano fleshlight for gamers

You will soon be able to play videogames via vape

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

dads friend steve posted:

lol cool a bunch of cspammers just got murked for 4 day old posts in qcs

Wow mods suck at doing their job quickly
Maybe more of them should step down

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Vapeogames

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Wow better get to Walter Reed quick

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Salt Fish posted:

Yessss that means it's my time to shine!

gently caress you

RIP Syndrome
Feb 24, 2016
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Inspector Hound posted:

You will soon be able to play videogames via vape

frolicking in google's monstrous video gaming cloud

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

RIP Syndrome posted:

frolicking in google's monstrous video gaming cloud

Dammit I didn't even think of a cloud joke

https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1195943223111356416?s=19

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nE0J0rEQ3U

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

dads friend steve posted:

lol cool a bunch of cspammers just got murked for 42 day old posts in qcs

same poo poo different month

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Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

dads friend steve posted:

lol cool a bunch of cspammers just got murked for 42 day old posts in qcs

there are no cool cspammers

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