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Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Powered Descent posted:

You know, Netflix, every year of my life I grow more and more convinced that the wisest and best is to fix our attention on the good and the beautiful, if we’ll just take the time to look at it.

You're some guy, Powered Descent.

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Splint Chesthair
Dec 27, 2004


As if a switch had been turned, as if an eye had been blinked, as if some phantom force in the universe had made a move eons beyond our comprehension, suddenly, there was no Season 13! There were no puppets, no riffing, no thing called "MST3K" to be followed. There was nothing in the stream but the puzzled men of courage, who suddenly found themselves alone with shadows and darkness!

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
I'm Doctor Ted Netflix! *blam blam blam*

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

As for you, Mr. and Mrs. Netflix, you're not on trial here but you have seen the tragedy brought about by the neglect your cowtown puppet show suffered. You're not the only streaming service guilty of such neglect - I speak to streaming services everywhere when I tell you that in the pursuit of your own pleasures and occupations you neglect your cowtown puppet shows. Realize now before it is too late this might have been YOUR cowtown puppet show.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

What sin... can a show commit on a single streaming service... to bring THIS upon itself?

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.
Y'know Netflix, not kneeing you in the groin is a constant struggle.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
Net-Flix
He streams like a mor-ron

FlavoFibe
Nov 9, 2015
Netflix....so what?!

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...
Netflix Presents: like a mandrill.

Tsietisin
Jul 2, 2004

Time passes quickly on the weekend.

C'mon and get ready for some Netflix.

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer
Appearing tonight: Netflix!

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

My, my, my, my Netflix

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


What's wrong with Netflix we like it very much!

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
Want to put on NETFLIX and watch FILM?

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost
This is the song written for the queue chase.
This is the chase, Netflix and Joel.
He tried to kill me with a suggestion! Ole!

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

Powered Descent posted:

My, my, my, my Netflix

Netflix & Mitchill

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


We put our faith in Netflix Streamingservice.

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer
I aM nEtFlIx; I sTrEaM tHe MoViEs WhIlE tHe MaStEr Is AwAy

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

I stream whenever I stream whenever I stream...

Splint Chesthair
Dec 27, 2004


Reed, I’m going to start slapping you now and I may never stop.

Keromaru5
Dec 28, 2012

Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

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This day is dedicated to your Netflix.

Crazy Ferret
May 11, 2007

Welp
This is where the Netflix lives...

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!
He Netflixed in God's domain

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home
$12.99 a month, my rear end!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Oh, it's Netflix.

SilentChaz
Oct 5, 2011

Sorry, I'm quite busy at the moment.
Netflix was fifty feet tall...

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

SilentChaz posted:

Netflix was fifty feet tall...

Netflix rescued, alive, well, and of normal size, some 8000 miles away in a lifeboat.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Netflix? Hell, that's better than sex.

Antiquated Pants
Feb 23, 2011

Oh god I'm so lonely in here...
:negative:

Where oh where...whe-ere is my Netflix?

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Move on, Netflix. I have. *disconnects giant cable, screen goes black*

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

This can't BE! You're NETFLIX!

ringu0
Feb 24, 2013


Netflix! You can do stupid things!

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
Ironically, nobody in the band Wang Chung watched Netflix that night.

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!
Netflixin is the thing to do, sit on the couch and watch some tube...

Keromaru5
Dec 28, 2012

Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund
So the main causes of accidents are joy, sex, and Netflix?

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!
"You saw my Netflix, sir?"

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost
If you think you know what a Netflix is:
Write it down on a piece of paper,
throw it away and try not to think about it.
You'll be glad you did.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
:ohdear: "Father, I'm having a crisis of faith. What should I do?"

:catholic: "Buy a Netflix subscription, my son."

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



"Why don't they stream, Ralph? Tell me... Why don't they stream?"
"You're deep, Netflix."

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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
NETFLIX WON THE STREAMING WARS! YAAAAY! :woop:

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