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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

Now imagine it's your first time traveling outside the US, and after being marched through a series of underground shopping malls by several dudes named Sergei, you and your band are shoved into a marshrutka driven by a guy who says, in perfect English, that his English is terrible, but he will make sure to get you from Kiyv to Odessa in time for your gig that evening.

I think the most surprising part was seeing marked crosswalks on the equivalent of their interstate.
Renting a car in Kiev tomorrow, gonna be fun.

I don't think those roads are equivalent to interstates but the crosswalks are loving terrifying especially at night. Most had some lighting but theres no way you're gomna see anyone in time if they step out, in particular from the left where you're blinded by oncoming headlights. Just kind of have to pray that nobody tries to cross when you're driving.


florida lan posted:

the road from georgia into russia is double fun since all taxi drivers in the area intentionally disable their seatbelts
that's like Eastern Europe diving 101.

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peanut
Sep 9, 2007



roflmao

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

mobby_6kl posted:

Renting a car in Kiev tomorrow, gonna be fun.

I don't think those roads are equivalent to interstates but the crosswalks are loving terrifying especially at night. Most had some lighting but theres no way you're gomna see anyone in time if they step out, in particular from the left where you're blinded by oncoming headlights. Just kind of have to pray that nobody tries to cross when you're driving.

Does Kiev not have perekhods?

How the gently caress do you have a former Soviet city without abundant perekhods?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

CMYK BLYAT! posted:

Does Kiev not have perekhods?

How the gently caress do you have a former Soviet city without abundant perekhods?

Babushkas care not for your perekhods. They cross as they please.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Is this lady a meme in Russia or is this par for the course for Russians commenting on pop starlet videos?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiAuAJBZuGs

Ïðîèçîøëà ñëàâÿíèçàöèÿ
Ñëàâÿíèçàöèÿ âûøëà èç ïîäêàíòð¸ëà
 êîìåíòàõ ïîëíûé ôëåêÑÑ
Áóäóùèé ãèìí Ðóññêîãî Íàöèîíàëüíîãî Ãîñóäàðñòâà
Íèõóåâàÿ ÷èêñà äëÿ îòâëå÷åíèÿ îõðàííèêà ïîêà äðóçüÿ ïèçäÿò øîêîëàäêè â Àøàíå
Â å¸ âçãëÿäå ìîùü Èìïåðèè

e: well that does not seem to have worked, here's translations

quote:

Slavization occurred
Slavization came out of the subcantral
In comments full flexSS
The future anthem of the Russian National State
loving a chick to distract a guard while friends gently caress chocolates in Auchan
In her gaze, the power of the Empire

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Apparently she's the favorite singer of the mod of a nationalist group on VKonktakte, which made her a meme.
https://lenta.ru/news/2019/01/16/russianqueen/

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
https://twitter.com/Ustinian533/status/1083826601018777600

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Fuckin :lol: , that's amazing

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


The Moscow Times: Russian iPhone User Sues Apple for Turning Him Gay

quote:

A Russian man is seeking more than $15,000 in damages from Apple after claiming that the U.S. tech giant drove him to homosexuality, the Govorit Moskva radio station has reported.

The plaintiff, identified as D. Razumilov, alleges that he became “mired in same-sex relationships” this summer after receiving 69 GayCoins on a cryptocurrency payment app he downloaded onto his iPhone in 2017. The unknown sender was said to have included an English-language message that Razumilov interpreted as “don’t judge without trying.”

“I thought, indeed, how can I judge something without trying it? And decided to try same-sex relationships,” Razumilov wrote in a complaint published by Govorit Moskva on Wednesday.

“I can say after the passage of two months that I’m mired in intimacy with a member of my own sex and can’t get out,” his complaint continues. “I have a steady boyfriend and I don’t know how to explain it to my parents. After receiving the aforementioned message, my life has changed for the worse and will never be normal again.”
phone gay, so what

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


lol

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013





:eyepop:

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

It's so that no one steals the taps.

GoonGPT
May 26, 2006

Posting for a better future, today!

SelenicMartian posted:

It's so that no one steals the taps.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?


he is my son

Pyromancer
Apr 29, 2011

This man must look upon the fire, smell of it, warm his hands by it, stare into its heart

These Harry Potter sequels are getting ridiculous

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


Xun
Apr 25, 2010

I'm the audience

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6SMVwnx16U

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


The title says "An unbelievable police chase". Take a scenic tour through the outskirts of Helsinki!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B8CE18KWXk

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


My youtube recommendations just flagged this and I find it oddly soothing and depressing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya3XufguZMY

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

barbecue at the folks posted:

My youtube recommendations just flagged this and I find it oddly soothing and depressing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya3XufguZMY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYPTgJbfJZ8

tpink
Feb 18, 2013

Melman

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

barbecue at the folks posted:

The title says "An unbelievable police chase". Take a scenic tour through the outskirts of Helsinki!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B8CE18KWXk

The nice thing about this is there's enough info in the video that you can follow along on Google maps.

Pyromancer
Apr 29, 2011

This man must look upon the fire, smell of it, warm his hands by it, stare into its heart
Poland is working on a grimdark crossover of Antz and Fallout

quote:

Scientists have discovered a unique colony of wood ants trapped in an old nuclear weapons bunker in Poland which appears to have survived solely on the corpses of its own fallen members.
https://news.sky.com/story/cannibal-ants-discovered-in-polish-nuclear-bunker-11853866

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/russia_nc/status/1192735208967147521?s=21

Doctor Malaver
May 23, 2007

Ce qui s'est passé t'a rendu plus fort

They are working on grimdark everything. From that page:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/rSImeiX.mp4

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


Man I love hard bass


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZa2pFjvyAc

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Way, way NSFW

https://i.imgur.com/HaCW41g.jpg

"It's a boy!"

Oh, and there's also a Black Friday poster, with a subtle reference to Robinson Crusoe "My Friday is the blackest"

SelenicMartian fucked around with this message at 10:22 on Nov 29, 2019

SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5H9V--jJNg

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug
Related video is also gold:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIkUiNZHEm8

SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011
These are the kinds of videos that transcend language barriers. Grassroots internationalism.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/uzVOZO2.gifv

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Nice M-video viral ad.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1u7XZ9c8fI

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.





Vietcong-dried bananas! Since 1966!

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Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007





From a cover band that plays for tourists

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