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Zoozo will also need a new advisor. Trixie Slaughteraxe for Vice-President.
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Nov 16, 2019 10:11
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Update one after another! gotta love how the thing that made him so unkillable is entirely useless in his final moments
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Nov 18, 2019 02:17
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NOOO NOOOOO NOOOOOOOOO
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Nov 18, 2019 02:27
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The real question is how many times she is going to touch the scepter in the next minute just to practice killing everything.
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Nov 18, 2019 02:34
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Paladin posted:The real question is how many times she is going to touch the scepter in the next minute just to practice killing everything. All You Need Is Kill
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Nov 18, 2019 02:39
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Paladin posted:The real question is how many times she is going to touch the scepter in the next minute just to practice killing everything. *Scepter Touch* "Any last words, Prisoner?" "I was right, I /could/ kill everyone who lives in my apartment building in under an hour!" *Scepter Touch* "Any last words, Prisoner?" "Actually, I can kill them all in less then thirty-five minutes! I'm awesome!" *Scepter Touch* "Any last words, Prisoner?" "Twenty-three minutes! A new record!"
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Nov 18, 2019 02:44
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There's nobody left at this point other than a confused Jouster that can't get it's lower half to do what it wants and a very sticky and angry vice-president, and we all know how things usually go for vice-presidents.
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Nov 18, 2019 02:46
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:NOOO NOOOOO NOOOOOOOOO YESSSS
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Nov 18, 2019 06:56
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So, all the sceptre did in the end was allow the anbassador to experience getting stabbed to death by Audrey four times over.
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Nov 18, 2019 09:12
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Almost certainly one of the sceptre uses was "what happens if I fight back?". Which ended even worse than continuing running.
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Nov 18, 2019 09:20
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Cowards die many times before their deaths
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Nov 18, 2019 16:25
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When you're running down a hallway from Audrey, no amount of foreknowledge is going to save you from what happens next.
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Nov 18, 2019 17:38
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wiegieman posted:When you're running down a hallway from Audrey, no amount of foreknowledge is going to save you from what happens next.
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Nov 18, 2019 18:55
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Audrey’s smile, though.
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Nov 18, 2019 20:08
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Not only has she just come off a multi-year dry spell, this is absolutely the most deserving person she's ever gotten to kill. And look at how much throat he has to slit! It's like getting out of a vegan commune and digging right into a perfectly-cooked AAA strip loin cut from a cow that killed your sister
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Nov 18, 2019 20:23
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she didn't experience that dry spell at all
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Nov 18, 2019 20:39
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The Lone Badger posted:Almost certainly one of the sceptre uses was "what happens if I fight back?". Which ended even worse than continuing running. He certainly would have needed 10, maybe 20 thousand scepter touches in order to beat Audrey in physical combat. Poor guy only had 3
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Nov 18, 2019 20:47
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RandomFerret posted:Not only has she just come off a multi-year dry spell, this is absolutely the most deserving person she's ever gotten to kill. Flipping back quickly, from Audrey's point of view it's been about three months since the cupcake mission. I really can't argue with that analogy, though.
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Nov 18, 2019 22:35
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Maybe this is the vision and now he's going to stand his ground. Probably not but who knows.
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Nov 19, 2019 15:38
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My thought process: Oh yeah, Audrey didn't experience that, only Lyndon did Wait, no he didn't, he only got the last couple seconds Only then did it actually sink in for me that nobody experienced the last year of this comic. Not a single character even has memories of it. I should be disappointed in that, but at least it's better than Captain Picard living an entire false lifetime before dying of old age and it not affecting him at all except now he knows how to play a flute
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Nov 19, 2019 18:57
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Audrey is so cool, I knew she could solve this case through mass murder. Trixie is also very cool.
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Nov 19, 2019 20:20
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RandomFerret posted:I should be disappointed in that, but at least it's better than Captain Picard living an entire false lifetime before dying of old age and it not affecting him at all except now he knows how to play a flute I like to think about how badly that "Our only record of our civilization is a one-time psychic simulated life projected into the mind of the captain of your starship, free flute with purchase" plan would have gone if a Klingon ship would have found it instead of the Enterprise.
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maltesh posted:I like to think about how badly that "Our only record of our civilization is a one-time psychic simulated life projected into the mind of the captain of your starship, free flute with purchase" plan would have gone if a Klingon ship would have found it instead of the Enterprise. wanna see the mirror universe version of this ep
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Nov 20, 2019 18:49
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Nov 22, 2019 01:23
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434 The dialogue in those last two panels is word-for-word a conversation from the White House, but there's one big difference: the president actually pulled something useful out of his rear end.
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Nov 22, 2019 02:20
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Best president.
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Nov 22, 2019 05:22
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Zoozo's such a sweetheart, I've actually been worrying about him.
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Nov 22, 2019 08:13
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Pistol_Pete posted:Zoozo's such a sweetheart, I've actually been worrying about him. I think he's actually a mid-tier badass in a fight, it's just last time he got poisoned.
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Nov 22, 2019 08:42
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That's nice, he's starting to use political terms, and ensnaring his enemies in his web. I'm happy I voted for him.
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Nov 22, 2019 08:44
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I like the slime on the knife, and Lilith running around in her socks. Thorsby cares about the little details.
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Nov 22, 2019 18:22
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Cat Mattress posted:I like the slime on the knife, and Lilith running around in her socks. Thorsby cares about the little details. same. you can answer the question "how did she get here" just by looking at her. which is excellent visual design.
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Nov 22, 2019 18:29
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rereading old comics, Trixie knew the catapult was there because when she snuck into the palace to see zoozo and figure out he was being manipulated, she did so by sneaking away from a tour, and the tour guide pointed out the giant catapult. Thorsby’s ability to set up and pay off jokes like that is unparalleled Also “Abyssium Women’s Prison For Measly Crimes” is a top five all time sight gag
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Nov 22, 2019 22:40
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Zoozo has the voice of Darkness from the first Pajama Sam game and nobody can convince me otherwise.
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Nov 24, 2019 08:18
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BiggerJ posted:Zoozo has the voice of Darkness from the first Pajama Sam game and nobody can convince me otherwise. Without question
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Nov 24, 2019 17:50
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"I just had milk. Wine makes me woozy."
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Nov 24, 2019 19:06
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435 Trixie being hella diplomatic here. Also looks like Klara didn't kill piranha slime guy after all.
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Nov 25, 2019 02:27
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That is the funniest loving last panel
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Nov 25, 2019 05:29
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we can't be nearing the end, can we?
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feels like it
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