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2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Lastgirl posted:

american politics is literally trash and d&d takes it so seriously lmfao

im taking bets on which d&d mod comes in and probes this post

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Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
we got trump sign yet?

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lastgirl posted:

american politics is literally trash and d&d takes it so seriously lmfao

dow up! trump working hard!!

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

Behind you! A three headed monkey!

College Slice
there’s even more crime in the air today than usual

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
*military advisors and doctor finish explaining Trump's new robot legs*

that's about it. any questions, Mr President?

OK, Doc, what if this thing gets wet?

I wouldn't go swimming, sir.

yeah, but what if it's splashed?

splashed by what, sir?

you know, just splashed. really soaked.

sir...uh, sir, i'm not following

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


I still feel bad about being called a dumb dumb for not appreciating science enough, this is going to haunt me all day.

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

tacodaemon posted:

♫ I heard there was a secret chord
cumshitter played and it pleased Burt Ward ♫

but you don't really power bottom, do you?

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/JElvisWeinstein/status/1196485532076822529

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017


lol

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

mdemone posted:

Resignation?

Mental re-election

born on a buy you
Aug 14, 2005

Odd Fullback
Bird Gang
Sack Them All
so trump is sick? what page did that info drop on?

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Hunter "Preston Waters" Biden

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Imagine a trump that can't do rallies

Imagine it

you are asking me to imagine water that is not wet

JainDoh
Nov 5, 2002


im guessing more bullshit to create a gigantic industry for no reason except the growing limits are too restrictive to be practical

there's no reason for gigantic loving industrial farms of this poo poo to overcharge, when potheads can get seeds and soil right the gently caress here already

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Squinky v2.0 posted:

there’s even more crime in the air today than usual

radio waves are inherently criminal

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

this is gonna be something boring like "I'm here to announce the president is handsome and innocent, and I love him dearly"

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Saint_Rukus posted:

fun fact: none of us are innocent and we all deserve the hell we live in

:hai:

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Joementum posted:

just a comically bad attempt at covering up a heart attack, like all the other comically bad stuff the trump administration does

:ohdear:

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

I love Katya.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

lmao laws

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

baw posted:

he had addison’s disease


yeah the head thing definitely had an effect towards the end of his presidency

he was a real scatter brain

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Lastgirl posted:

american politics is literally trash and d&d takes it so seriously lmfao

🦅

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jon Do posted:

im guessing more bullshit to create a gigantic industry for no reason except the growing limits are too restrictive to be practical

there's no reason for gigantic loving industrial farms of this poo poo to overcharge, when potheads can get seeds and soil right the gently caress here already

uhh they want to prevent the potheads from doing that so they can charge you lots and get subsidized by the government like other farmers

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Inspector Hound posted:

I mean I know the circumstances are different but the last wheelchair bound president served like eight terms

Trump limply pilots his rascal to the lowered podium at a nazi rally. He attempts to speak, but all he can say is "trmpu"

Wins in a landslide

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

born on a buy you posted:

so trump is sick? what page did that info drop on?

whichever page says he's a 75 year old extremely fat man who believes exercise drains your battery, eats mcdonalds everyday, and is constantly high on amphetamines

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Lastgirl posted:

american politics is literally trash and d&d takes it so seriously lmfao

kinda feeling that da rulez are a bludgeon d&d mods and powerusers use to be real internet cops

this probably is why fascism exists

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

https://twitter.com/liz_franczak/status/1196478877771583488

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

born on a buy you posted:

so trump is sick? what page did that info drop on?

sorry, when we said Trump was "sick" we meant cool or awesome

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

mad.radhu posted:

this is gonna be something boring like "I'm here to announce the president is handsome and innocent, and I love him dearly"

I'm hoping its Pompeo announcing he was appointed acting President

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

tacodaemon posted:

♫ I heard there was a secret chord
cumshitter played and it pleased Burt Ward ♫

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

the horror

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


'One hundred nations in the UN have not agreed with us on just about everything that’s come before them, where we’re involved, and it didn’t upset my breakfast at all'

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005





love that contributer model

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Scooter_McCabe posted:

Lol if you think Bernie will send anything more than thoughts and prayers if another country gets couped he is sympathetic to.
Do you expect him to put on his Bernie beanie and grab an AK?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

boring legal opinion

congress probably doesn’t have the power to legalize weed nationwide but can def decriminalize it federally

if a state wanted to criminalize it there isn’t a way congress can directly stop they state - tho congress can def the federal funding to a condition that a stare keep it legal

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I regret to inform the nation that Trump has fallen on his fat rear end and burst his butthole

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

DryGoods posted:

sorry, when we said Trump was "sick" we meant cool or awesome

he is known to do "wicked" tricks on a skateboard, by which we do not mean he uses them to summon demons but that they are great and inspiring

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Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

not all presidential administrations are as incompetent as trump

we are, actually, pretty loving good at doing coups and killing lots of people

Yeah Venezuela failed because Bolton and co jumped the gun, backed a loser Jeb! as their puppet, and made it way too obvious what was happening. Yet we are still killing a lot of people now due to sanctions

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