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stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Addamere posted:

I decided not to go swim and I oddly enough kind of long for tactile sensation. Weighted blanket is nice, but I could really go for like another hundred pounds or so lying on top of me while I lie here feeling small.

you could invite 1/5 of zen death robot's mom over

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Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
trump met with the fed chair to ask for a quick negative interest loan "to pay his medical bills"

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

MysteriousStranger posted:

I don't really like pancakes, french toast, or waffles... I don't like sweet breakfasts

blood debt, the ultimate sweet

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
If you analyze the data, as I have, one truth becomes clear. Donald’s dead or dying right now

bleeding kansas
Nov 15, 2019
cspam coming out strong against crack 2.0, posting about it all nighht long w/the help of study aids

reagan is grinning in hell

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

oh

quote:

Brian Bennett
Sent: Monday, November 18, 2019 5:25 PM
Subject: In-town pool report #3 - Travel photo lid

The White House called a travel photo lid at 5:23 pm.

Good night all!

--
Brian Bennett
Senior White House Correspondent
Time magazine
@ByBrianBennett

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/305906786408480770

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

press pool musta been real bored today, standing around doing seemingly nothing

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


please no photos of the president's stroke face tia

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

If you analyze the data, as I have, one truth becomes clear. Donald’s dead or dying right now

piss tape is real

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Trumps is such an influential poster

Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

If you analyze the data, as I have, one truth becomes clear. Donald’s dead or dying right now

All of us on this Earth are dead, dying, and trump

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/ByMikeBaker/status/1196531425152880642

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


ArmZ posted:

piss tape is real

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

any anti-meth campaign should include hitler

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

donald j turmp was already one of the most beautiful humans to ever exist. imagine what he'll be like when he escapes his chrysalis!

hes evolving

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Bulgakov posted:

so he's out and about?? strongly talking on phones??

don't think there's been a genuine trtgfpm tweet with an ampersand, probably maybe to conserve space in a oneoff but no spam like that

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
to defeat meth you must become the meth

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor



wait, lol, is that how we were supposed to be reading it this whole time

whoops

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
the truth is, Donald Trump was never alive to begin with

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




:snoo:

bleeding kansas
Nov 15, 2019
any anti-meth campaign shouls include my boy rico tweaked out of his mind dropping baaskets of fries so he can stay up to go hang drywall all day 3 hours after his shift is over

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



what the gently caress is a photo lid

why do they have to have dumb terms for everything

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Bulgakov posted:

press pool musta been real bored today, standing around doing seemingly nothing

very presidential

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

stuffed crust punk posted:

you could invite 1/5 of zen death robot's mom over

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Unperson_47 posted:

what the gently caress is a photo lid

why do they have to have dumb terms for everything

journalists are garbage people

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Unperson_47 posted:

what the gently caress is a photo lid

why do they have to have dumb terms for everything

it's a term of art for "president's detoxing from sudafed and dexedrine and looking like poo poo so no more pictures today please"

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
trump is a lich and his phylactery was in Epstein’s temple

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



it's been 48 hours since a trump sighting

Vishass
Feb 1, 2004

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

we'll really know trump is dead when he doesn't go golfing this weekend

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

https://twitter.com/KyleKulinski/status/1196523730169716737?s=20
I love hanging out under the bridge and boiling denim and giving health care to everyone and banging who-ooores

:same:

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


lmao

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
pretty sure i just saw kellyanne conway in line art market basket

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Unperson_47 posted:

it's been 48 hours since a trump sighting

check the dumpsters

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

new kind of cat posted:

pretty sure i just saw kellyanne conway in line art market basket

push her over

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

shouldn't have backtalked kim jong un on twitter

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Bulgakov posted:

shut up with the wonk poo poo pompy give us the president!!!



I have a statement as well.

*shuffles notecards, leans into mic

trump.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

true in the sense that seventy years of cheeseburgers was a time delayed poison

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

The Nastier Nate posted:

I have a statement as well.

*shuffles notecards, leans into mic

trump.

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