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lol, coworker from job I just lost texts me out of the blue "I'm working late, you at home, i went by IT and I miss you and got sad, can I come over", she's hot and normally a good thing. bad thing she just told me she's getting married so I can't do it and this is going to be awkward as gently caress as she's never wanted to come over here before. and no I'm not going to pull a Tayne, I know she's been after me and not that hot on the marriage and a bit of a wild child but I'm not going to gently caress someone who's with someone else
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punchymcpunch posted:yeah its cos we're sweet innocent cherubim the thrones never get any shine
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attention cspam lurkers: do not kill you're dogs if nudes are not forth coming. thank you
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this just in, trump did crimes, woah
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Dammerung posted:
The response is coming from within the pants
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MysteriousStranger posted:lol, coworker from job I just lost texts me out of the blue "I'm working late, you at home, i went by IT and I miss you and got sad, can I come over", she's hot and normally a good thing. bad thing she just told me she's getting married so I can't do it and this is going to be awkward as gently caress as she's never wanted to come over here before. good on you for not being a central PA trashbag
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Dammerung posted:Ah, dangit, I'll see what I can do. Dudes dead. Don jr has not been officially sworn in yet.
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:good on you for not being a central PA trashbag it's just weird there have been a bunch of girls at work that have pulled this after I left and I never realized it while there
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weekly pill organizer with extra slots for weed edibles
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laffin pretty good that the supreme court is deffo gonna rulenin favor of TRUMAP, 
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lookin like data in that new star trek thing
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MysteriousStranger posted:lol, coworker from job I just lost texts me out of the blue "I'm working late, you at home, i went by IT and I miss you and got sad, can I come over", she's hot and normally a good thing. bad thing she just told me she's getting married so I can't do it and this is going to be awkward as gently caress as she's never wanted to come over here before. yeah there's no good ending in the branch where you ruin her engagement, or possibly marriage after five years and two kids
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MysteriousStranger posted:lol, coworker from job I just lost texts me out of the blue "I'm working late, you at home, i went by IT and I miss you and got sad, can I come over", she's hot and normally a good thing. bad thing she just told me she's getting married so I can't do it and this is going to be awkward as gently caress as she's never wanted to come over here before. buy her an account and wrap yourself in a cloak of bad posts
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MysteriousStranger posted:lol, coworker from job I just lost texts me out of the blue "I'm working late, you at home, i went by IT and I miss you and got sad, can I come over", she's hot and normally a good thing. bad thing she just told me she's getting married so I can't do it and this is going to be awkward as gently caress as she's never wanted to come over here before. 
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bleeding kansas posted:due to the presidents recent toilet stroke and subsequent worsening of his brain death, it has become obvious that my come back u seemed cool
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trup...only cares about ... .his personal interests? sorry im gonna have to take a minute to process this
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wearing a suit embossed with my tens of thousands of posts. all will understand my power then.
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when a corpse rots, sometimes gasses from decomposition will escape through what's left of the rectum, causing a sound not unlike flatulence. so im saying it was tromp
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Shageletic posted:I dont want anyone to remember my personality When I resubbed to EVE goonsfleetswarmwaffe and needed a reference to get back into Reavers the person who agreed "despite my posting in CSPAM, which is terrible" 
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Duscat posted:wow seems p. big if true Hey, Walter Reed, you know that funky sound coming from the President's chest? Well listen to this. 
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fyi if trumo comes back its necromancy and a spooky crime
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tacodaemon posted:anyway the new scandal is whether it was Swalwell or Matthews who farted lmao are you kidding look at Swalwells face as he is talking for fucks sake he pauses as it happens ahahaha im dying
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slopJoe 2020330 posted:weekly pill organizer with extra slots for weed edibles 1970s style gelatin casserole only it’s weed jello w/ pills festively arranges throughout
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tacodaemon posted:anyway the new scandal is whether it was Swalwell or Matthews who farted Man I dont know, stalwell hesitated right as the fart happened unless theres a funky delay.
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MysteriousStranger posted:lol, coworker from job I just lost texts me out of the blue "I'm working late, you at home, i went by IT and I miss you and got sad, can I come over", she's hot and normally a good thing. bad thing she just told me she's getting married so I can't do it and this is going to be awkward as gently caress as she's never wanted to come over here before. Just pull a trumpr and turbo-load on big macs before she comes over. As soon as she walks in, poo poo your pants and speed off to Walter Reed for pt 1 of a previously scheduled medical exam. Bingo bongo done
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MysteriousStranger posted:lol, coworker from job I just lost texts me out of the blue "I'm working late, you at home, i went by IT and I miss you and got sad, can I come over", she's hot and normally a good thing. bad thing she just told me she's getting married so I can't do it and this is going to be awkward as gently caress as she's never wanted to come over here before. Can you meet her in a public space outside? It might genuinely help her to talk to you, but if you don't feel comfortable being alone with her, I absolutely agree that you shouldn't be alone with her. LegoMan posted:Man I dont know, stalwell hesitated right as the fart happened unless theres a funky delay. That's my thinking too. Guy handled it very well, but very well isn't perfect.
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slopJoe 2020330 posted:got a sign on my dick that says "bad posters only" finally my talents are getting some perks.
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Squizzle posted:fyi if trumo comes back its necromancy and a spooky crime MANNIMARCO! *litch*
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