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Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Dammerung posted:

Whoever denied it supplied it, Representative Swalwell.

I read this in Obama's voice.

Had to add a few extra commas for the right pacing though

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helta
Jun 16, 2018

going back to my roots

Can't believe people dont want to own farts on cable tv. Isnt that what we fought for?

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

:woomy:

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k
If Chris Matthews invited me to his lovely television show I would only answer in farts

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Bilirubin posted:

I read this in Obama's voice.

Had to add a few extra commas for the right pacing though

if you like your rear end, you can keep it

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Dammerung posted:

Whoever denied it supplied it, Representative Swalwell.

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

its 2019 we salami in the bag and feel the rhythm of the night

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


helta posted:

Can't believe people dont want to own farts on cable tv. Isnt that what we fought for?

Swalwell's face was practically daring someone to call him out. It's goddamn cartoonish, like a scene from a comedy where someone ate a plateful of laxative brownies and got locked out of the bathroom.

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

it did seem unusually loud for someone wearing a lavalier mic tho imo, maybe

helta
Jun 16, 2018

going back to my roots

Bulgakov posted:

it did seem unusually loud for someone wearing a lavalier mic tho imo, maybe

Did the fart come from outside the box?

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


Bulgakov posted:

it did seem unusually loud for someone wearing a lavalier mic tho imo, maybe

I like to think that is a testament to it's power

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
There was obviously a second farter.

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



fartgate 2019

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
MSNBC will win the cable TV war by micing (miking?) up congresspeople's butts, too

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

fartgate is going to tear america apart in this time of presidential crisis





:getin:

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


fuk

helta
Jun 16, 2018

going back to my roots

Elephanthead posted:

There was obviously a second farter.

This is one theory I can believe in.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Just saw an ad on SA that said impeaching Trump is wrong

What's the update on our president :ohdear:

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



trumo

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Lastgirl posted:

Just saw an ad on SA that said impeaching Trump is wrong

What's the update on our president :ohdear:

shat himself into a heart attack

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



prez

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Lastgirl posted:

Just saw an ad on SA that said impeaching Trump is wrong

What's the update on our president :ohdear:

He was poisoned by Biden.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Spending thousands on SA advertising to reach our undecided voter.

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

3DCAT posted:

If Chris Matthews invited me to his lovely television show I would only answer in farts

Sometimes I think of the time when horrible Democrat Zell Miller challenged Chris Matthews to a duel on live television and smile.

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

3DCAT posted:

If Chris Matthews invited me to his lovely television show I would only answer in farts

remember when tip and ronnie got drunk, oh boy those were the days, bipartisanship!

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



etalian
Mar 20, 2006

FactsAreUseless posted:

Spending thousands on SA advertising to reach our undecided voter.

It worked for our friend Jeb!

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



TRUMP


https://twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/1196582328073629697?s=21

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



hot take: it could have been a chair

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider
Gonna spend $20 on SA advertising to tell people to stop threatening to kill their dogs if they don't get nudes.

ChristsDickWorship
Dec 7, 2004

Annihilate your demons



how many miserable couples were watching chris matthews and assumed their partner farted

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

a solid fart, but not a shart

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

pathetic. if you reject your own farts you are rejecting a fundamental part of yourself. deny it all you wish you loving prannock

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/chaykak/status/1196440882423238656

helta
Jun 16, 2018

going back to my roots

ChristsDickWorship posted:

how many miserable couples were watching chris matthews and assumed their partner farted

Shot through the heart

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Fartghazi's not going away

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Erdogan visits the White House.

Trump falls mysteriously ill soon after.

Erdogan, hearing news that the US president is rushed to the hospital, immediately increases genocide of the Kurds with impunity.

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



Bethamphetamine posted:

Erdogan visits the White House.

Trump falls mysteriously ill soon after.

Erdogan, hearing news that the US president is rushed to the hospital, immediately increases genocide of the Kurds with impunity.

erdogan can easily kill more kurds anytime he wants to

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
i can't believe that the cover up of trump being dead will be successfully carried out because someone farted on tv

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Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
weekend at trumpie’s starring ivanka and jared

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