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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://twitter.com/AAAAAGGHHHH/status/1196565480607117313

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/aaaaagghhhh/status/1196320336234475520?s=21

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




https://i.imgur.com/gVtMT6n.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/LKOdJnW.mp4

Admiral Joeslop fucked around with this message at 01:20 on Nov 19, 2019

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


Something something American beer loving close to water

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

mind the walrus posted:

Something something American beer loving close to water

he got more drunk this way than otherwise

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LVcI-DQdYA

"The Guardian posted:


South Dakota’s department of social services paid the Minneapolis marketing agent Broadhead $449,000 for the campaign, according to the Argus Leader.

Imagined fucked around with this message at 02:46 on Nov 19, 2019

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



https://i.imgur.com/ZXaBYAX.mp4

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




That DD is not having a good night.

Edit: I thought that was water with a lemon but it also looks like the watermelon came from it so now I don't know.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
https://twitter.com/_WhyzGuy_/status/1195890104751005696?s=19

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
crosspostin'

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Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

I love how you can clearly lip-read that girl on the left is saying "That's salt! That's salt! That's salt! That's.... agh" I swear she gets it out like 3 times in a row.

Girl on the right is clearly looking very drunk already, time to stop.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Billy Elliot 2 looking grim.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Dillbag posted:

crosspostin'

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Holy poo poo.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Dillbag posted:

crosspostin'

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The thing with this is, even if it hadn't fallen on his house, that tree is loving huge. It was going to block off the street at minimum, more likely knock over a street light or crash into his neighbor's house.

Dude was not remotely prepared.

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo

Zaphod42 posted:

I love how you can clearly lip-read that girl on the left is saying "That's salt! That's salt! That's salt! That's.... agh" I swear she gets it out like 3 times in a row.

Girl on the right is clearly looking very drunk already, time to stop.

Can anyone make out what she's saying when she's just like smdh?

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Zaphod42 posted:

The thing with this is, even if it hadn't fallen on his house, that tree is loving huge. It was going to block off the street at minimum, more likely knock over a street light or crash into his neighbor's house.

Dude was not remotely prepared.

Its almost like there's a reason you call and pay other people to take care of it, so if they gently caress it up you can make *them* pay to fix it.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Its almost like there's a reason you call and pay other people to take care of it, so if they gently caress it up you can make *them* pay to fix it.

I’ve had big trees taken down next to my house and it’s bad rear end. Totally worth the $500

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
They also typically know what they're doing and it's totally rad, yeah

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Yeah I had a decent size dead tree taken down on my fenceline that cost me $300. They took about seven minutes from beginning to end, and when they were cleaning up afterwards they took a massive stack of green waste that I had been meaning to get rid of for about two months.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

dont listen to these morons any idiot can cut down a tree a fuckin beaver can do it

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Takes a lot Kegels to build up to that level though.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Zaphod42 posted:

The thing with this is, even if it hadn't fallen on his house, that tree is loving huge. It was going to block off the street at minimum, more likely knock over a street light or crash into his neighbor's house.

Dude was not remotely prepared.

Yeah. I think he was trying to lay it perpendicular to the road ie in his front yard but it still would have probably landed a little bit in the road. Boy wait till his claims adjuster hears about this!

SimplyCosmic
May 18, 2004

It could be worse.

Not sure how, but it could be.

quote:

South Dakota’s department of social services paid the Minneapolis marketing agent Broadhead $449,000 for the campaign, according to the Argus Leader.

Seems like a deliberate marketing ploy. That half-a-million has already generated $millions worth of viral exposure for their page.

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qShz1VZ71nA

cop was fired soon after :D

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Anyone happen to remember the name of those videos where someone would connect to one of the ancient random chatroom sites (Chatroulette?), posted a video of some celebrity of the time to hook the other side until they abruptly switched to a shock site?

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
From both the cop job AND the security guard job.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

It's so loving perverse that cops are allowed to walk around off-duty and still harass and intimidate and even assault people, they really do carry get-out-of-jail-free cards in their wallets. (see a post I made in the CSPAM Cop Thread and know that this is not a uniquely American phenomenon). I'm so glad this corpulent power-tripping pig got canned but this is absolutely an anomaly when you consider that the norm is absolutely zero consequences for these pigs.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

SimplyCosmic posted:

Seems like a deliberate marketing ploy. That half-a-million has already generated $millions worth of viral exposure for their page.

:hmmyes:

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

SimplyCosmic posted:

Seems like a deliberate marketing ploy. That half-a-million has already generated $millions worth of viral exposure for their page.

It was on the front page of a major news site for me and I am not even on the same continent as South Dakota.

(Okay, I am not the target market, but it's a good illustration of how effective clever marketing can be)

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Zaphod42 posted:

The thing with this is, even if it hadn't fallen on his house, that tree is loving huge. It was going to block off the street at minimum, more likely knock over a street light or crash into his neighbor's house.

Dude was not remotely prepared.
There's a shitload of "chainsaw fail" compilation videos on Youtube and they're always some :discourse: schadenfreude because pretty much every clip is some dumb gently caress causing a shitload of damage because they were too stupid or too cheap to do the right thing. This one channel had so many clips they actually ended up running a second series:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OZWjjjec9c


Edit: here's one from just a few days ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIG8UfYQqN8

Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 13:12 on Nov 19, 2019

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/cocoa_chan17/status/1195899358916427776

DurosKlav
Jun 13, 2003

Enter your name pilot!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

There's a shitload of "chainsaw fail" compilation videos on Youtube and they're always some :discourse: schadenfreude because pretty much every clip is some dumb gently caress causing a shitload of damage because they were too stupid or too cheap to do the right thing. This one channel had so many clips they actually ended up running a second series:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OZWjjjec9c


Edit: here's one from just a few days ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIG8UfYQqN8

Careful following the rabbit hole with these. I'm pretty sure a guy dies in one of the videos.

Chunderbucket
Aug 31, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

DurosKlav posted:

Careful following the rabbit hole with these. I'm pretty sure a guy dies in one of the videos.

*sputtering up blood* tell my wife... it was an... epic fail....

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

There's a shitload of "chainsaw fail" compilation videos on Youtube and they're always some :discourse: schadenfreude because pretty much every clip is some dumb gently caress causing a shitload of damage because they were too stupid or too cheap to do the right thing. This one channel had so many clips they actually ended up running a second series:

For me, the sheer stupidity is that for more than half of these, you only need the basics of common sense to see that Bad Things are going to happen if they do it that way.

You don't even need to be a treeologist to see how it will end a la Wile Coyote.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
The basic common sense is "Not using a chainsaw", if they're already past that then anything goes.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Regalingualius posted:

Anyone happen to remember the name of those videos where someone would connect to one of the ancient random chatroom sites (Chatroulette?), posted a video of some celebrity of the time to hook the other side until they abruptly switched to a shock site?

Lol that was me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DYKRVzMNxs

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/wRXRim5.mp4

best bale
Jul 4, 2007



Lipstick Apathy

Man, obviously gently caress that racist rear end in a top hat but gently caress that other officer as well. In my opinion he’s still trying to protect his own cop kind. He couldn’t give the dudes a victim card or get the deputy’s name? At the very very least write down a website or supervisors name literally ANYTHING. gently caress both those pieces of poo poo. /rant

gonna go calm down by watching that tree video over and over :allears:

Fantastic Flyer
Aug 9, 2017

Why?

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

best bale posted:

Man, obviously gently caress that racist rear end in a top hat but gently caress that other officer as well. In my opinion he’s still trying to protect his own cop kind. He couldn’t give the dudes a victim card or get the deputy’s name? At the very very least write down a website or supervisors name literally ANYTHING. gently caress both those pieces of poo poo. /rant

gonna go calm down by watching that tree video over and over :allears:

There’s literally a victims card?



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