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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Charles Krautkummer

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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Unperson_47 posted:

should edit trump mouthing "thank you thank you thank you" to fight song

this is my trump song

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

FactsAreUseless posted:

one hundred million children being tortured by United States

edit: apologies, real number much higher

Double Agent
Mar 28, 2005

Maybe we're not just a bunch of frak-ups after all.

Not a Children posted:

Just ask the good people at your local sperm bank

I'm sure they'll at least let you lease it

3 years or 30,000 loads

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
Cum didnt help us in world war 2!!!

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

I will never feed the baby Jesus.

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
How will cumshitter respond to the spontaneous generation of bizarro cumshitter, shitcummer??

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Vim Fuego posted:

*beatboxing noises*

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/Phil_Mattingly/status/1196906765390155776?s=19

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


mags posted:

Cum didnt help us in world war 2!!!

the shining cummy... on the hill

GREATNESS!

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


Can't think of one good thing Jimmy Carter did as President.

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

Behind you! A three headed monkey!

College Slice
thank you.

thank. you.



thankyou

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
*leans into mic* cumfefe

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



mags posted:

Cum didnt help us in world war 2!!!

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

remember when every video thing looked like a dexter promo shot

what was going on there

hdr + ring lights or what

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Can someone post the Simpsons bus horny is prohibited picture please, I need it for something

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Squinky v2.0 posted:

thank you.

thank. you.



thankyou

Tusen takk. Jobber hardt!

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

A Handed Missus posted:

Charles Krautkummer

lmao that dude died

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

Jonny 290 posted:

remember when every video thing looked like a dexter promo shot

what was going on there

hdr + ring lights or what

HDR in this case stands for Heightened Dork Rendering

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Jonny 290 posted:

remember when every video thing looked like a dexter promo shot

what was going on there

hdr + ring lights or what

i have no idea.

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


FactsAreUseless posted:

Blooming Onion

poutine

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


FactsAreUseless posted:

one hundred million children being tortured by United States

edit: apologies, real number much higher

I don't know, in four years, a lot of them would no longer be classified as kids. Many more would have mysteriously disappeared in that time frame.

The number is probably higher, but I'm not sure how much higher.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


UFOTacoMan posted:

lmao that dude died

https://twitter.com/theonion/status/1010222707974328321?lang=en

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor



laughing too hard at the thought of seeing this on the loading screen after dying in a call of duty game

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


DELAWARE DRIVER SUCKED ME OFF?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFLaV1RbHms

if you donate with this link, i can directly measure how much you like me since feelings are determined by money in hellworld

donate for gangtags!

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017


well i guess that settles it

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I have no doubt it's attached to his skull and whatnot but lol if you think that's the natural grown hair of a 73 year old man.

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.


Megachud?

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Addamere posted:

my new, thin and dexterous gloves arrived today

they are a little snug but i have great finger control with them and more importantly i will never have to touch the outside world again :comfyoot:

yorkinshire
Apr 28, 2009

In space no one can hear your dope beats.

Why not in the shallow end of a pool?

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


Death Knellaware

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

lol Volker and Morrison were Republican witnesses.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009



lol weird that nobody loving asked and yet here is this statement

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009

no need to worry, trump has spent decades building up an immunity to strokes

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
A spectre is haunting Europe-- the spectre of cummunisim

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



:ck5:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
weird how he'd blast it out in an email rather than coming down and testifying about it. Oh well I'm sure it's all fine, fakehunt witchnews. Case closed!

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Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
*mouth farts seductively*

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