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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


WTF DONT DOXX

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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Nichael posted:

i'm dumb

cspam is a big place

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Intel&Sebastian posted:

https://twitter.com/anitakumar01/status/1196917207353241601?s=21

Luv 2 go to the hospital and not tell my wife about it for 24+ hours

Just like Kathy Griffin made Barron think she chopped his dads head off

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Nichael posted:

:yooge: John Cusack has been very fair to us


:getin:

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

yim yordan is on and he's just yelling at volker

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

WTF is Conaway saying? Is he okay? Does he need help?

Conaway just says random things over and over because it’s the only thing he can do to stop himself from telling a black joke

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



now john needs to max out to us

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Intel&Sebastian posted:

https://twitter.com/anitakumar01/status/1196917207353241601?s=21

Luv 2 go to the hospital and not tell my wife about it for 24+ hours

lmao

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

I Fogort he singed the wall
remember when he signed the pictures of dead people?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Turmf

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

tacodaemon posted:

should I buy one of those $30 shoe dryers for when shoes get wet

shoes full of wife cum, eh? Yeah, it's worth it. It's a gentle heat that you really can't get with anything else

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Intel&Sebastian posted:

https://twitter.com/anitakumar01/status/1196917207353241601?s=21

Luv 2 go to the hospital and not tell my wife about it for 24+ hours

'I thought you told her he was in the hospital!'

'I thought YOU told her he was in the hospital!'

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Nichael posted:

now john needs to max out to us

Mr Cusack I know you have the money


Hand over the money

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Addamere posted:

I gotta flash my VA id to ride the transit for free

God drat welfare queens.

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
hey, real quick.

remember that time trump made a speech to the boy scouts and then talked about his friend's party boat where his friend hosed lots of very young women?

which friend was that?

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
Trump died three times but he's back in a big way


Also since he legally died any crimes he committed are null and void

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

slopJoe 2020330 posted:

hey, real quick.

remember that time trump made a speech to the boy scouts and then talked about his friend's party boat where his friend hosed lots of very young women?

which friend was that?

Chris Christie

E: i am lying I don't really know I've just been thinking about him today

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

“sad that these good bootlickers are leaving government because Democrats”

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
This timeline is the worst one because we almost had Vice president Chris Christie who would have certainly had several strokes by now

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

jim relax why so shrill

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Kilmers Elbow posted:

jim relax why so shrill

that's his ignoring crimes voice

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


a helpful bear posted:

This timeline is the worst one because we almost had Vice president Chris Christie who would have certainly had several strokes by now

could have had vice president Jeff Sessions

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

slopJoe 2020330 posted:

hey, real quick.

remember that time trump made a speech to the boy scouts and then talked about his friend's party boat where his friend hosed lots of very young women?

which friend was that?


quote:

President Trump on Monday offered the Boy Scouts gathered for their annual Jamboree what was supposed to be a cautionary tale that involved fancy Manhattan cocktail parties and yachts in the south of France — you know, just totally relatable stuff for 14-year-olds from the Midwest.

The narrative was a bit garbled, but its gist was the downfall of real estate developer William Levitt, of Levittown fame, who sold his company, lived a lavish lifestyle on the high seas, then attempted and failed at a comeback in the business world. But, wait, let’s get back to that yacht for a hot second — Trump did make it sound pretty good to those impressionable teenage ears.

“He went out and bought a big yacht, and he had a very interesting life,” Trump said, emphasizing the “interesting” suggestively. “I won’t go any more than that, because you’re Boy Scouts, so I’m not going to tell you what he did,” the president continued, before asking, “Should I tell you? Should I tell you? You’re Boy Scouts, but you know life. You know life.”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...s-celeb-magnet/

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

a helpful bear posted:

This timeline is the worst one because we almost had Vice president Chris Christie who would have certainly had several strokes by now

Trump would have forced him to eat meatloaf every night

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

a helpful bear posted:

Chris Christie

E: i am lying I don't really know I've just been thinking about him today

gently caress, that's rough. i'm sorry to hear that.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

A Handed Missus posted:

could have had vice president Jeff Sessions

Hmmm.. funnier than Pence but more evil

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



slopJoe 2020330 posted:

hey, real quick.

remember that time trump made a speech to the boy scouts and then talked about his friend's party boat where his friend hosed lots of very young women?

which friend was that?

it was the Bill Levitt, the guy who created Levittowns, but Trump didn't say anything about loving very young women (rather, he said he couldn't tell the Boy Scouts what happened)

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

thanks friend

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

lol Kurt Volker is perjuring the gently caress out of himself and it’s going to be hilarious when the evidence comes out

and then nothing happens

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Was the meatloaf thing even Chris Christie? That was 8000 years ago and my memory is failing

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

A Handed Missus posted:

could have had vice president Jeff Sessions

we could have clapped

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


a helpful bear posted:

Hmmm.. funnier than Pence but more evil

not afraid to join in on a LOCK HER UP chant :unsmith:

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

tacodaemon posted:

it was the Bill Levitt, the guy who created Levittowns, but Trump didn't say anything about loving very young women (rather, he said he couldn't tell the Boy Scouts what happened)

you gotta read between the lines, teeds. sometimes, it's about the tromps they DON'T say

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

slopJoe 2020330 posted:

gently caress, that's rough. i'm sorry to hear that.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



I'm not entirely sure where people got the weird Mandela effect memory that Trump described anything that happened on Levitt's very big yacht, but I've found that a lot of people have the notion that Trump gave some kind of explicit descriptions

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

eric ciaramella posted:

gym Jordan is yelling

i really hope that jackass ends up in prison for covering up sexual assaults while he was a wrestling coach. there's no way he actually believes his own arguments in these hearings. he's just a collaborator.

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/JenGriffinFNC/status/1196940230055645184

This goes against the mantra of Remember Sailor. No good!

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