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Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

wizzardstaff posted:

And that's definitely not the original source either. This is like a decades-old email forward which was copy-pasted without even bothering to adjust the flow for tweet format.

Which is a shame because it is a cool story.

I'm pretty sure I saw this on a fax from the time before office emails.

wizzardstaff posted:

Which is a shame because it is a cool story.

And while this one is not completely true, I am sure there are plenty of other standards that have similar origins.

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Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



Train rails are a specific distance apart to maximize the efficiency of changing tracks once a lever is pulled, presumably in the face of a choice during dire circumstances.

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Yeah, did you even bother looking into the replies at all?
Excuse me while I go to the iosm thread.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/mcclure111/status/1196557401710837762

Long thread but some very good thoughts.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


To be fair, it's partly true. Early English gauges really were based on wagon rut widths to allow for commonality of parts and that gauge ended up becoming the standard in the US due to the North winning the Civil War and being able to standardize everything. It's just not the perfectly unbroken chain the humorous version uses.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Well what size gauges did Roman trains run on

https://twitter.com/MasalaBai/status/1196641141153763328

I'm proud of him

zoux has a new favorite as of 16:17 on Nov 19, 2019

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

zoux posted:

Well what size gauges did Roman trains run on

Ah, a fellow Analog reader, I see.

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE

chitoryu12 posted:

To be fair, it's partly true. Early English gauges really were based on wagon rut widths to allow for commonality of parts and that gauge ended up becoming the standard in the US due to the North winning the Civil War and being able to standardize everything. It's just not the perfectly unbroken chain the humorous version uses.

Were union horse butts considered the standardized horse butt?

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/nicoleoking/status/1196303894932082688?s=21

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/russonpolitics/status/1196794271539617792?s=21

https://twitter.com/hugewienerman/status/1196303278767661056?s=21

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.


“The infamous "bloody orgy" video was also longer. Parts which are still in the scene, like one of the crew members sticking his fingers deep into other one's eyes, and a female crew member sodomizing male crew member with iron pipe, were even more violent in original version of the scene. There were also lot more shots of Event Horizon crew naked and covered in blood having violent sex and raping and eating each other, more graphic version of the scene where man pulls his intestines out of his mouth, one crew member is held and stabbed in back of the head with spike and part of his mouth and teeth drops out, other crew member is crawling on floor while others are hitting his legs with steel bars smashing them to pieces as he screams and is crawling away leaving pieces of his legs behind, one girl has screws drilled into her teeth, other girl is held while her arm is broken with hunk of metal, one more girl has her breasts mauled and then ripped off by another crew member, some other parts of the scene were also cut. The reason why this scene disturbed the test audience was because the filmmakers, in order to make the scene look more realistic and therefore a lot more violent, hired real-life amputees for special effects scenes where Event Horizon crew members had their body parts damaged in many ways, and porn actors were hired to make the sex and rape scenes more graphic. According to producer Jeremy Bolt and director Paul W.S. Anderson, during the screening of a rough cut of the movie, some audience members started fainting while watching this scene.”

Event Horizòn, or the 120 Days of Sodom

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

Mierenneuker posted:

The reason why this scene disturbed the test audience was because

You know what, I think I can probably solve this one by myself.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

What else do they store in Transylvanian salt mines besides I assume, heaps of desiccated and impaled Ottoman Turk corpses

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

zoux posted:

Well what size gauges did Roman trains run on

ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS TRAINS, FUCKWIT

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/geneticjen/status/1196762001072148480?s=21

Black August
Sep 28, 2003

Mister Mind posted:

ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS TRAINS, FUCKWIT

Pfffffhehehehehe

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Yeah I'm gonna say the editor made the right call there

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Apparently it’s not super unusual for stuff like that to be stored in salt mines on account of the low humidity. Of course then you run the risk of the salt ruining everything instead

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

Mister Mind posted:

ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS TRAINS, FUCKWIT

"Ralph, Jesus did not have wheels."

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

....and that's why he's always taking them :grin:

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/CincinnatiZoo/status/1196882600314449926
https://twitter.com/CharoShane/status/1196608072522911744
https://twitter.com/tinytiredgirl/status/1196877384349302785

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/Lord_Denton/status/1196317316088238080?s=19

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

:vince:

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/technicallyron/status/1196896096066387968?s=21

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


I'm pretty sure to be a ghost you need to have had a soul.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/el_bigoso/status/1196815737597374465?s=21

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

https://twitter.com/jon_bois/status/1196872697764089856

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR3hfLz5LhE

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/itspronounced48/status/1196966729252929536

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
https://twitter.com/GetDisneyPrime/status/1187785107714781186?s=20

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Mister Mind posted:

ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS TRAINS, FUCKWIT

:agesilaus:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/sgtjanedoe/status/1196889334080622592

EDIT FOR WTF IS HAPPENING

https://twitter.com/RepSwalwell/status/1196997558448664576

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004


mmm mmm, oh ya thats good

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Not just any porn.

Barely legal incest threesome porn.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Platystemon posted:

Not just any porn.

Barely legal incest threesome porn.

Thanks for this, up until now I just remembered it as a sexy librarian type of tweet that he liked. :thumbsup:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/dannolan/status/1196768167466590211

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/uscpsc/status/1196982532048330752?s=21

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/thomas_violence/status/1197000176130392066?s=19

Edit: is it a sign I'm too much online that I kinda want to steal this?

https://twitter.com/amandamull/status/1196968317375930369?s=19

Air Skwirl has a new favorite as of 07:53 on Nov 20, 2019

Olaf The Stout
Oct 16, 2009

FORUMS NO.1 SLEEPY DAWGS MEMESTER

Platystemon posted:

Not just any porn.

Barely legal incest threesome porn.

Say, doesn't ted cruz have two young daughters?

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Shellception
Oct 12, 2016

"I'm made up of the memories of my parents and my grandparents, all my ancestors. They're in the way I look, in the colour of my hair. And I'm made up of everyone I've ever met who's changed the way I think"
https://twitter.com/tinytempest/status/1196514739150610432

Cool thread with many little stories about women in academia and science in general.

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