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Jay_Zombie posted:All right sweethearts, you heard the man and you know the drill. Assholes and dildos! Hudson... cum here!
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Nov 19, 2019 21:51
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You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? The perfect orgasm.
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Nov 19, 2019 21:55
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purple death ray posted:Cmon you're leaving money on the table here It doesn't matter when it's Arcturian, baby!
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Nov 19, 2019 21:55
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“… but secreted from what?”. “Its penis. Or cloaca. Definitely its wing wang or hoohoo.”
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Nov 19, 2019 22:17
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Final tally (minor spoilers): KIA: Bartolomew (Pilot) - Drowned in the ocean after being blasted by a Xenomorph Carmichael (Company Captain) - Killed in thermonuclear explosion Logan (Hacker) - Killed by a Xenomorph, also killed by his own friend Claudette - Killed by being shot with a Stun Baton Bianca - Killed by the Xenomorph's tongue after it tried to grab her Carol (Synthetic) - Killed by the Xenomorph's tongue Dr. Hagen - Killed by being hit by a car while trying to get the Alien to escape James (Synthetic) - Killed when the Xenomorph bit him Pomona - Drowned in the ocean after being blasted by a Xenomorphs egg Mortis - Killed by his own father Pomona (Nurse) - Shot in the head by his own father B.O.W. - Killed by his own mother Dr. Hagen (Alien's Dad) - Shot and killed by a Xenomorph Dr. Hagen (Alien's Father) - Killed by a Xenomorph (After the death of his daughter, he had the Xenomorphs kill him) Dr. Hagen (Nurse) - Killed by a Xenomorph Mortis - Drowned
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Nov 19, 2019 22:17
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Is this a stand-up gently caress or another bug-hunt?
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Nov 20, 2019 00:26
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"I like to keep this handy," *unzip* "for close encounters."
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Nov 20, 2019 02:04
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"Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?" Vasquez drops down from doing chin ups, knocking Hudson to the floor and proceeds to have her way with him.
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Nov 20, 2019 02:08
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You didn't tell me you had a Hitachi on this mission, why not?! Binary Badger fucked around with this message at 02:21 on Nov 20, 2019 |
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Nov 20, 2019 02:09
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I guess she don't like the cornhole either.
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Nov 20, 2019 02:18
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We got whips, we got chains, we got spiked dildos.. They mostly come.. and come.. out.. Look into my eye! (Does goatse pose) Don't ask me, man! I just jerk here Binary Badger fucked around with this message at 02:24 on Nov 20, 2019 |
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Nov 20, 2019 02:20
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Did everyone's pants just drop sharply when I was away?
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Nov 20, 2019 05:03
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Jay_Zombie posted:They mostly cum at night. Mostly. Lol
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Nov 20, 2019 05:26
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They're cumming out of the goddamn walls.
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Nov 20, 2019 05:38
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We're laying pipe, five by five. (I love that as I read all of these, I can hear the actor's voice and tone perfectly in my head)
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Nov 20, 2019 05:53
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Looks like someone dicked one of Ripley's bad guys. Acid for cum.
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Nov 20, 2019 05:55
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Hey Bishop, do the thing with the penis!
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Nov 20, 2019 06:01
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You didn't find it because I blew it in the goddamn airlock! Aliens seems like it's the most phallic movie in a franchise about face raping space penises. That's quite an accomplishment.
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Nov 20, 2019 06:30
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In space, no one can hear you cream.
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Nov 20, 2019 06:31
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I think we might have just written the most epic porn parody ever.
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Nov 20, 2019 06:39
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Hudson... cum here! Look into my brown eye.
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Nov 20, 2019 06:39
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"I like to keep this handy, for close encounters."
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Nov 20, 2019 16:26
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Torquemada posted:“… but secreted from what?”. 
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Nov 20, 2019 16:44
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Nov 20, 2019 16:45
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The Critic did this years before the Simpsons did
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Nov 20, 2019 16:52
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purple death ray posted:The Critic did this years before the Simpsons did https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y40NxWUlP-g
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Nov 20, 2019 16:59
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 Edit. drat. Beaten by 5 seconds!
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Nov 20, 2019 17:04
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Jay_Zombie posted:Look into my brown eye. Looks like love at first sight to me.
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Nov 21, 2019 01:40
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Vagabundo posted:Looks like love at first sight to me. I'm ready man! Ready to Get. It. On!
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Nov 21, 2019 04:45
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I'll do us both.
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Nov 21, 2019 05:02
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Did anyone say assholes and elbows yet
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Nov 21, 2019 05:08
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I say we gently caress the site from orbit, just to be sure.
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Nov 21, 2019 05:11
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Biplane posted:Did anyone say assholes and elbows yet Top of the page my good sir.
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Nov 21, 2019 05:11
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It is impossible for me to blue-ball or by omission of action, allow to be blue-balled, a human being.
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Nov 21, 2019 05:14
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Owlbear Camus posted:I guess she don't like the cornhole either. Best one.
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Nov 21, 2019 05:19
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the chestburster scene, but a big ol' dong
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Nov 21, 2019 05:22
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CD9uFjlwZY&t=36s mmmmm there it is  
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Jay_Zombie posted:Top of the page my good sir. gently caress
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