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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

I'll ask in the pseudoscience thread. I wanna remember it now that I'm all uppity about bullshit like that

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

grats on powering through the whiskey dick

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
i haven't hosed in 5 months and prospects are bad for any more 2019 loving

stay thirsty m y friends

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
loving is overrated and consumes too much time/energy and is messy

just masturbate and get over it

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Hey guys, sexhaver89 checking into the thread. Just had sex. Heh, bet you losers wonder what that's like. Well, let me just tell you, it's pretty great. Well, anyway, I need to go shower off because of all the sex I just had, might post a little later if I'm not busy having sex.

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
whiskey dick ain't got nothing on prozac dick

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BgvoQzmhIM

Gareth Gobulcoque
Jan 10, 2008



Sorry to repeat myself, just loving stupefied at these apps. The last time I dated your options were basically 1) hit on random person 2) be introduced by a friend. It's a real mind gently caress.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

in utter awe of the sexhavers in this thread

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Gareth Gobulcoque posted:

As someone newly single, I can't help but ponder how both incels and tinder can coexist in 2019. What in the hell are these chucklefucks saying to women? Has to be a fuckin' nightmare.

They have absurdly high standards.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Gareth Gobulcoque posted:

Sorry to repeat myself, just loving stupefied at these apps. The last time I dated your options were basically 1) hit on random person 2) be introduced by a friend. It's a real mind gently caress.

people be fucken

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Did you pay for the tinder?

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Gareth Gobulcoque posted:

Sorry to repeat myself, just loving stupefied at these apps. The last time I dated your options were basically 1) hit on random person 2) be introduced by a friend. It's a real mind gently caress.

Congrats on having Zuck as an important part of your sex life.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Lastgirl posted:

loving is overrated and consumes too much time/energy and is messy

just masturbate and get over it

This feels like a post I would make. Be better.

Gareth Gobulcoque
Jan 10, 2008



lol no, I ain't paying for poo poo.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Lastgirl posted:

loving is overrated and consumes too much time/energy and is messy

just masturbate and get over it

with respect, this is the gooniest thing I’ve ever seen you post

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Turdfuzz posted:

This feels like a post I would make. Be better.

but...

wow you have self esteem issues, im not even touchin that pce

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Gareth Gobulcoque posted:

As someone newly single, I can't help but ponder how both incels and tinder can coexist in 2019. What in the hell are these chucklefucks saying to women? Has to be a fuckin' nightmare.

they hate women op

a lot

it oozes out of them like pollution from a coal plant

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Admiral Ray posted:

they hate women op

a lot

it oozes out of them like pollution from a coal plant

amongst other things

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

Gareth Gobulcoque posted:

Sorry to repeat myself, just loving stupefied at these apps. The last time I dated your options were basically 1) hit on random person 2) be introduced by a friend. It's a real mind gently caress.

no i mean congratulations on the casual sex and welcome to hookup culture

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
grindr straight up charges you to turn the app icon into something less gay and its like, i already have the tattoo whats the point?

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

campfire posted:

no i mean congratulations on the casual sex and welcome to hookup culture

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

campfire posted:

no i mean congratulations on the casual sex and welcome to hookup culture

next stop, cancel culture

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.












smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Admiral Ray posted:

they hate women op

a lot

it oozes out of them like pollution from a coal plant

this is true. i have a buddy IRL who's a bitter rear end in a top hat because he can't get laid and he's half an MRA, whenever we go out in groups, he's like a dark blot of bad energy at the table, he's so joyless when he's talking to chicks and they feel the "gently caress you!" vibes

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Gareth Gobulcoque posted:

Sorry to repeat myself, just loving stupefied at these apps. The last time I dated your options were basically 1) hit on random person 2) be introduced by a friend. It's a real mind gently caress.

Incels legit think so highly of themselves that they simply will not settle for casual fuckin' and instead go right to talking marriages and babies from the start

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

cumshitter posted:

grindr straight up charges you to turn the app icon into something less gay and its like, i already have the tattoo whats the point?

that seems hosed up from a safety perspective tbh

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Chokes McGee posted:

with respect, this is the gooniest thing I’ve ever seen you post

its meta because its mockery and derision while being culturally relevant

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

cumshitter posted:

grindr straight up charges you to turn the app icon into something less gay and its like, i already have the tattoo whats the point?

how much do they charge you to make it more gay

Gareth Gobulcoque
Jan 10, 2008



anyways, TRDUMMMO

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



Lastgirl posted:

loving is overrated and consumes too much time/energy and is messy

just masturbate and get over it

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Lastgirl posted:

but...

wow you have self esteem issues, im not even touchin that pce

Yeah, whatever, cardio lady. I'm the one with self-esteem issues.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Lastgirl posted:

its meta because its mockery and derision while being culturally relevant

*thinking harder than he ever has before *

lol “masturbate”

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

smarxist posted:

this is true. i have a buddy IRL who's a bitter rear end in a top hat because he can't get laid and he's half an MRA, whenever we go out in groups, he's like a dark blot of bad energy at the table, he's so joyless when he's talking to chicks and they feel the "gently caress you!" vibes

have a friend who i dont hang out with often but he was like this and then he got a girlfriend and he became less of an rear end in a top hat

like two hours into any evening he'd just turn real bitter because women werent offering to suck his dick or something

Chokes McGee posted:

how much do they charge you to make it more gay

welcome to the grindr team

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Volunteering to be around strangers...

and you're naked?

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
I'm incapable of keeping it casual. Even if it's someone I'm really not that into, if they start to withdraw I panic and get all emo

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Turdfuzz posted:

Yeah, whatever, cardio lady. I'm the one with self-esteem issues.

passive aggressive too, very nice

racking it all up together for one insecurity kamehameha

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Lastgirl is right, though. I'm gonna masturbate and get over it.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
stop doing chiropracty on your babies im begging you

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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Welp, I'm done.

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