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That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


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Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

Can you see that I am serious?
Fun Shoe

:drat:

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/woodruffbets/st...ingawful.com%2F

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

Isn't this a direct contradiction to his previous testimony?

Now Republicans are just gonna say he's lying now because [reasons / THE DEEP STATE] when he's trying to avoid jailtime for perjury?

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/...ingawful.com%2F

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy



A message to you Rudy...

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

Lmao he's throwing everyone under the bus.

The sooner the rest of these loving morons understand that Trump will drop them like a bad habit, the sooner they'll turn against him and testify against him.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Bored As gently caress posted:

Lmao he's throwing everyone under the bus.

The sooner the rest of these loving morons understand that Trump will drop them like a bad habit, the sooner they'll turn against him and testify against him.

It really is shaking out like a Mafia trial. Everyone stays loyal right up until they rat each other out.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.


:torygov: :drat: :hellyeah:

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

BigDave posted:

It really is shaking out like a Mafia trial. Everyone stays loyal right up until they rat each other out.

How many times a day do you think trump wants to tweet the word “rat”

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/neal_katyal/sta...ingawful.com%2F

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

colachute posted:

How many times a day do you think trump wants to tweet the word “rat”

Saying there's a rat implies acceptance that one has done wrongdoing, that something exists to rat on. In his mind it really is a witch hunt, not a criminal investigation.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

oh good pence is hosed too

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

lmao flipping Sondland is choice

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Well there go all those defenses. Republicans will just manufacture more, but it's still hilarious.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://twitter.com/AndrewBakaj/sta...ying-in-a-house

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


When I tuned into the livestream Sondland immediately said "I was directed by the white house and State Dept to not be here today"

lmao

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

That Works posted:

When I tuned into the livestream Sondland immediately said "I was directed by the white house and State Dept to not be here today"

lmao

I tuned in at "we were acting upon orders of the president".

The best legal analysis:

https://twitter.com/KT_So_It_Goes/status/1197164191490224128?s=19

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

What a day. What a lovely day.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

current impeachment status

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ykAXB3JFy4

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Dear gently caress he's tossing everyone under the bus!

https://twitter.com/EliStokols/status/1197164975250399233?s=19

Edit: this is brilliant, really

https://twitter.com/BenjySarlin/status/1197165346249199618?s=19

I uh... think Democrats played this right?????

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


"Based on the presidents direction"

:stare:


In non broke-brained times another sitting president would be resigning tonight.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Stupid Watergate just got its Stupid John Dean.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

God the tweets today are going to be glorious. Or boss babby is just gonna stroke out, either or.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

MA-Horus posted:

God the tweets today are going to be glorious. Or boss babby is just gonna stroke out, either or.

Or he’s not going to care.

I’m going with extremely not mad tweets though.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



This testimony is loving insane and far exceeds anything I expected.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Flying_Crab posted:

This testimony is loving insane and far exceeds anything I expected.

This was absolutely NOT expected. Up until a few hours ago, the media was not expecting a full flip, just a "lack of defending" Trump.

This is a dude that sensed he was about to get run over by a car, so he brought a bus with flamethrowers and spikes on the underside and he hasn't stopped driving it.

In fact, he keeps throwing the bus in reverse, just to make sure.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
That bus is gonna ride shiney and chrome today. It's pretty wild.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
I was wondering when these people would finally clue into the fact that Trump was not going to protect them.

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

:bustem:

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Evergreen tweet, although we have to adjust the date


https://twitter.com/kevinmkruse/status/1067431464524869633?lang=en

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
????????

https://twitter.com/BrentBozell/status/1197168201018335232?s=19

Edit:

https://twitter.com/BrentBozell/status/1197167998521552896?s=19

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy



Uhhhh

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

deep state guy who donated a million bucks to trump and got a senate-confirmed ambassadorship to the EU

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/AlMustashriq/st...ingawful.com%2F

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Gymnasium Jordan needs to go get some advice from daddy.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

hobbesmaster posted:

Or he’s not going to care.

I’m going with extremely not mad tweets though.

He can't not care.

Sondland just drove the War Rig over Trump's entire loving cabinet

It's monumental.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

quote:


President Trump is watching Ambassador Gordon Sondland's testimony, according to a White House official.

The President is traveling today and won’t see all of it, so the official says Trump will be briefed on the testimony by staff later today.

Tryzzub
Jan 1, 2007

Mudslide Experiment
today is a terrible day to get any work done, i am hooked on this poo poo

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

reposting this bc it's my theme for the rest of the day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ykAXB3JFy4

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