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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

oxsnard posted:

Holy poo poo. So that's a complete flip, isn't it? Probably smart, if you assume Trump isn't winning in 2020

yea I just flipped over to see the reaction on Fox just in time to see Serious News Man Chris Wallace saying 'uh actually this ISN'T damning to the president' but couldn't even articulate a fake response, just something about how Sondaland doesn't 'take us into the oval office' despite saying it was Trump's agenda?

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TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

Angry_Ed posted:

Because Trump himself isn't willing to go down with the ship


Heck Yes! Loam! posted:

To get a comfy ambassador role and not realizing he's made a huge mistake like he's gob loving bluth.


bobjr posted:

They didn’t think the ship would sink, and even if it’s not Trump levels of no loyalty it’s all about making more money and nothing else.

Everyone knew who Trump was at the time he made that donation, and getting the position of ambassador to the EU is not quite as cushy as sitting in a castle in Luxembourg. You know you are going to be at the center of some serious business, and doing Trump's bidding in Europe is going to frequently put you in an unpleasant position. That's a job best left to a true believer.

On an unrelated note, Starbucks have gotten some great advertising throughout these hearings.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Trump already signalled that he was going to throw Sondland under the bus by calling him a never-trumper. Why on earth would he go to bat for Trump?

All Sondland wanted was a hobby ambassadorship. He didn't sign up for this poo poo.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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TyrantWD posted:

On an unrelated note, Starbucks have gotten some great advertising throughout these hearings.

I'm drinking a Starbucks right now. gently caress.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

BigglesSWE posted:

I feel it. This is the day Trump uses a slur in a tweet.

Be already has, directed at Liz Warren.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
Sonland uses the ~magic crime words~, which means his opening statement will satisfy the verbal components to cast the 4th level spell: bribery. It's gonna take one Sonland action, so we'll see if Nunes can force a concentration check.

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Be already has, directed at Liz Warren.

Fair point.

At the end of these hearings, GOP:ers will claim that Sonland can’t be trusted because he worked under a corrupt administration, therefor Trump is in the clear.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

PainterofCrap posted:

Trump already signalled that he was going to throw Sondland under the bus by calling him a never-trumper. Why on earth would he go to bat for Trump?

All Sondland wanted was a hobby ambassadorship. He didn't sign up for this poo poo.

I figured he wanted to stay on the right wing's accepted side for a future cushy make-work job and would focus mainly on knifing Rudy but welp

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

PainterofCrap posted:

Trump already signalled that he was going to throw Sondland under the bus by calling him a never-trumper. Why on earth would he go to bat for Trump?

All Sondland wanted was a hobby ambassadorship. He didn't sign up for this poo poo.

If Trump has pardoned some of the already punished people or stuck his neck out even a little I could see him thinking that he could be immune, but I think as long as you see yourself as lasting longer than Trump has power then it’s a pretty big risk to stick yourself to him.

WorldsStongestNerd
Apr 28, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Sweet Jesus these cowardly fools. If they actually had any balls they could get away with this. Instead Trump throws people under the bus the moment things get dicy, and Sondland is flipping even tho there is only 1% chance he would ever face real consequences if he didn't.

geeko55
Jun 11, 2013



Never thought in my life I'd be almost glued to C-Span. Adam Schiff does a very good job in his opening statements, and today is probably going to be pretty wild.

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



sexpig by night posted:

yea I just flipped over to see the reaction on Fox just in time to see Serious News Man Chris Wallace saying 'uh actually this ISN'T damning to the president' but couldn't even articulate a fake response, just something about how Sondaland doesn't 'take us into the oval office' despite saying it was Trump's agenda?

i'm still reeling from how hosed they are, he says over and over it was a quid pro quo and Bolton, Pompeo, and Trump all knew about it

this now looks to be the biggest news day since trump released the Perfect Transcript

hanales
Nov 3, 2013

sexpig by night posted:

I figured he wanted to stay on the right wing's accepted side for a future cushy make-work job and would focus mainly on knifing Rudy but welp

He probably just wanted to make contacts in Ukraine political and energy circles to increase his fortune. I’m sure he wasn’t counting on something like this to come up.

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



hanales posted:

He probably just wanted to make contacts in Ukraine political and energy circles to increase his fortune. I’m sure he wasn’t counting on something like this to come up.

once again, these people just want normal, routine corruption and Trump had to go and gently caress it up by being a demented idiot who only cares about his election

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Sondland is putting off a vibe that I can't quite put my finger on.

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
Part of me hopes that evidence continues to pile up and the Senate refuses to convict. The bloodbath in 2020 elections could be epic

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

eke out posted:

once again, these people just want normal, routine corruption and Trump had to go and gently caress it up by being a demented idiot who only cares about his election

it really is almost impressive how Trump managed to gently caress up normal corruption this badly. Like, if he just let his dudes do normal poo poo he could make millions off normal graft even if he didn't win in 2020

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Ehud posted:

Sondland is putting off a vibe that I can't quite put my finger on.

'I'm a corrupt, lying, sack of garbage but even I can recognize this nonsense has us in way too deep and want to go back to doing normal crime please'

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



Ehud posted:

Sondland is putting off a vibe that I can't quite put my finger on.

I'm the one guy in the entire executive with good lawyers.

Wylie
Jun 27, 2005

Ever to conquer, never to yield.


Ehud posted:

Sondland is putting off a vibe that I can't quite put my finger on.

If FYGM had a face, it would be Sondland's right now.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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sexpig by night posted:

it really is almost impressive how Trump managed to gently caress up normal corruption this badly. Like, if he just let his dudes do normal poo poo he could make millions off normal graft even if he didn't win in 2020

Normal corruption is just this guy being the EU Ambassador... Him being involved in this kind of shake down isn't normal because typically a competent person would be in charge of that like a Barr.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

I hope the bus has good traction, there's gonna be a lot of people thrown under it today.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Here we go with Nunes pissing and moaning.

VH4Ever
Oct 1, 2005

by sebmojo
"And now I recognize Ranking Member Nunes..."

"*repeated farting noises* ...with that I yield back."

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Here we go with Nunes pissing and moaning.

200 pounds of flopsweat in a magic eye three piece ensemble.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

mcmagic posted:

Normal corruption is just this guy being the EU Ambassador... Him being involved in this kind of shake down isn't normal because typically a competent person would be in charge of that like a Barr.

yea if you just let your millionaire friend who gave you tons of cash just go to the incredibly wealthy coalition of western European nations you can just make a ton of money the normal way. You already had the scam, why gently caress it up?

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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How has someone not been sitting in the hearing dressed as a cow? Huge missed opportunity.

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Is Nunes' strategy to be as obnoxious as possible so everyone tunes out before Sondland talks?

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
"No conspiracy theory is too far fetched for the Democrats."

That's it. Irony is dead.

Wylie
Jun 27, 2005

Ever to conquer, never to yield.


sexpig by night posted:

yea if you just let your millionaire friend who gave you tons of cash just go to the incredibly wealthy coalition of western European nations you can just make a ton of money the normal way. You already had the scam, why gently caress it up?

Trump hosed up a casino. Several times. I cannot express to you the level of incompetence that takes.

Wait now Nunes is just unironically reading Trumpcrimes.txt into the record?

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



I can't wait till they call a guy who donated 1,000,000 dollars to his campaign a "NeverTrumper"

Should be fun :allears:

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Nunes has nothing left except, "The democrats are just out to get daddy!"

refleks
Nov 21, 2006



lmao.. just straight lies from Nunes

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



Nunes too dumb to know he's hosed

Kammat
Feb 9, 2008
Odd Person
Shut up Diogenes

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible
Ambassador Sondland, you are here today to be smeared...

You are the ones who will be smearing him!

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
He....he knows what Sondland is about to say, right?

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Nunes: "Ambassador Sondland, you are here today to be smeared."

Yeah, by the GOP, after his opening statement lands with an audible thud.

tek79
Jun 16, 2008

Is it just me or does Nunes just give the same speech each time, almost verbatim? This poo poo is just tiresome monotony.

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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TyrantWD posted:

Ambassador Sondland, you are here today to be smeared...

You are the ones who will be smearing him!

Smeared by what he's going to admit to.

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