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Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

OLD MAN YELLS AT CLAN


The tears in this game are so effortless

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Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel
Holy poo poo.

Mars, if you are reading this, you are the biggest idiot I've ever seen in any browser game. Good work embarrassing yourself.

Astryl
Feb 1, 2005

"15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Did anyone yet any screen caps of my stream lava towering their server?

corgski
Feb 6, 2007

Silly goose, you're here forever.

Clowns gonna donate :10bux: to lowtax’s spine fund and then cry about it when their blatant j4g gets denied.

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

OLD MAN YELLS AT CLAN

Do Not Fear Jazz posted:

Did anyone yet any screen caps of my stream lava towering their server?

I was really really hoping that you were grabbing screenshots along the way

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
I sort of want to make a nation that exists just as a giant hospital. Is this possible? Does that make any sense?

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

Remora posted:

Do they not even use a whitelist???

I've seen two username#1488s so far on their public discord. They're not the brightest lot.


Unfortunately, neither are the mods.

e:

RandomPauI posted:

I sort of want to make a nation that exists just as a giant hospital. Is this possible? Does that make any sense?

To an extent, and no.

Hospitals are an improvement you can build, up to 5 per city.

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

OLD MAN YELLS AT CLAN

Marxalot posted:

I've seen two username#1488s so far on their public discord. They're not the brightest lot.


Unfortunately, neither are the mods.

e:


To an extent, and no.

Hospitals are an improvement you can build, up to 5 per city.

We got one of the #1488 guys to delete his discord and make a new one once he learned why the number is bad.

RandomPauI posted:

I sort of want to make a nation that exists just as a giant hospital. Is this possible? Does that make any sense?

You want to make a nation led by Leonard J Crabbs that we can direct all legal questions to? :v:

Deadmeat5150 fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Nov 20, 2019

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch
Just dumping a few highlights of the J4G "drama"







:goonsay: :actually:



e: bonus round

Marxalot fucked around with this message at 17:38 on Nov 20, 2019

Astryl
Feb 1, 2005

"15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

This is the most fun I've had in a long time on a browser game:

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

OLD MAN YELLS AT CLAN

Do Not Fear Jazz posted:

This is the most fun I've had in a long time on a browser game:



:honk:

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

Do Not Fear Jazz posted:

This is the most fun I've had in a long time on a browser game:





They're so insanely not angry about not being able to sieg hiel in discord and talk about (((the jews)))

Goast
Jul 23, 2011

by VideoGames
hey wheres my cut of the j4g money what kind of poo poo are you guys pulling here :argh:

Normie Chomsky
Apr 10, 2008


Actually getting j4gs in 2019, I'm impressed. Also the pnw forums are now like, 50% goon shitposts and 50% nazis trying to get goons banned

Astryl
Feb 1, 2005

"15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Normie Chomsky posted:

Actually getting j4gs in 2019, I'm impressed. Also the pnw forums are now like, 50% goon shitposts and 50% nazis trying to get goons banned

Please play with us again mix.

dragonshardz
May 2, 2017


The effort:salt ratio from these pubbies is great.

Khorne
May 1, 2002
I don't get why people are so serious about the game when you can play for about 5 minutes per day total and do everything there is to do.

Except baseball, which the people whining don't really do anyway.

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

OLD MAN YELLS AT CLAN





HelloSailorSign
Jan 27, 2011

I love you all.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Truly amazing journalism. None of that liberal fake news stuff we keep hearing about.

Huckert
Aug 1, 2007

For the love of the game
Hello I desperately crave approval and so I will post in this thread.

Also this game has a lot of poo poo to read for clueless people just starting out, I thought this would be a nice game for idling at work.

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

OLD MAN YELLS AT CLAN

Lurgy posted:

Hello I desperately crave approval and so I will post in this thread.

Also this game has a lot of poo poo to read for clueless people just starting out, I thought this would be a nice game for idling at work.

Well... I mean that's what I do when I have idle time

HelloSailorSign
Jan 27, 2011

Lurgy posted:

Hello I desperately crave approval and so I will post in this thread.

Also this game has a lot of poo poo to read for clueless people just starting out, I thought this would be a nice game for idling at work.

After the first few days you realize that there is rather little important to read, particularly with our Discord available to ask stupid questions in and get information out of.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


It's really not that hard

1. Build to template from free money given to you (only start with 2 cities please)
2. Build up army
3. Start raiding and gathering tears.
4. Back to 2 unless you want to go bigger.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
I registered and joined a few weeks ago but never did anything. The dramafest tho... Kinda making me wanna take part.

Sub Rosa
Jun 9, 2010




tater_salad posted:

It's really not that hard

1. Build to template from free money given to you (only start with 2 cities please)
2. Build up army
3. Start raiding and gathering tears.
4. Back to 2 unless you want to go bigger.

1. Baseball
2. Baseball
3. Baseball
4. Baseball

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Well poo poo, you convinced me to play. All hail permamad pubbies

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Yes, more newbies! We always need more five city goons to sit on the people who've been beaten down below the strength of the ten city goons.

Astryl
Feb 1, 2005

"15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Ask me about the time I ran pubbies out of a browser game:



Pubbie attempts to defend his friend:



Backs down



Confirmation of the original pubbie's pedo behavior:




Have I cemented my place in SA legend yet?

Astryl fucked around with this message at 12:15 on Nov 21, 2019

BurntCornMuffin
Jan 9, 2009


I've been told to post here by Blutarch Mann.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Hol up. 2? 2? For a browser game in tyool 2019. Really pnw is doing gods work here. Like save lowtax and his spine through mysterious ways.

Edit I'm a moron and can't read reg dates and post dates.

tater_salad fucked around with this message at 03:28 on Nov 21, 2019

Poistiant
Aug 22, 2006
Blutarch Mann forced me into posting here.

BattleSausage
Aug 14, 2003

I'm butter side up, baby.

Taco Defender
Hi I J4G in advance, I want some of that sweet bugatti moneys.

Can I be unbanned from dischord? I'm on pain killers and I think I mad the bot angry.

Astryl
Feb 1, 2005

"15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

BattleSausage posted:

Hi I J4G in advance, I want some of that sweet bugatti moneys.

Can I be unbanned from dischord? I'm on pain killers and I think I mad the bot angry.

Unbanned.

Iamgoofball
Jul 1, 2015

BattleSausage posted:

Hi I J4G in advance, I want some of that sweet bugatti moneys.

Can I be unbanned from dischord? I'm on pain killers and I think I mad the bot angry.

ya just rejoin the discord and mash !apply then read what the bot DMs you

masteen
Nov 23, 2010
God drat, I am an idiot.

Galaga Galaxian
Apr 23, 2009

What a childish tactic!
Don't you think you should put more thought into your battleplan?!


masteen posted:

God drat, I am an idiot.

Of course you're an idiot, or you wouldn't be posting on SA. :v:

Uhhlive
Jun 18, 2004

I'm not the public.
I'm the President
I heard that posting here gets me a gold plated toilet?

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Uhhlive posted:

I heard that posting here gets me a gold plated toilet?

And then you invest in baseball and upgrade to a solid gold toilet.

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Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch
Doxxing accusations have been levied. Leonard J Crabs Esq. is now on call





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