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thin blue whine
Feb 21, 2004
PLEASE SEE POLICY


Soiled Meat
falling back on a conspiracy theory their own witness called a conspiracy theory lol

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Wylie
Jun 27, 2005

Ever to conquer, never to yield.


1glitch0 posted:

I accept this because of this timeline, but continue to be baffled without more information.

*sigh* ASAP Rocky is a rapper who got thrown in jail in Sweden or something for punching someone. Trump, for some reason, got pissy about it on Twitter. Eventually, he got released, and Trump claimed victory over the evil, rapper-imprisoning Swedes.

We live in The Bad Place.

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Trump didn't even hesitate to lie, how could you not believe him?!?

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1197193632656302087

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!

Sanskrit Scat posted:

More A$AP Rocky name dropping please haha

The appearance of A$AP Rocky in this timeline is surely a good omen.

Retro42
Jun 27, 2011


Castor is so bad at this it makes me angry.

Flip Yr Wig
Feb 21, 2007

Oh please do go on
Fun Shoe
There's kind of a pattern of using the intensity of a conservative dude's emotions as evidence of innocence.

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Wylie posted:

*sigh* ASAP Rocky is a rapper who got thrown in jail in Sweden or something for punching someone. Trump, for some reason, got pissy about it on Twitter. Eventually, he got released, and Trump claimed victory over the evil, rapper-imprisoning Swedes.

We live in The Bad Place.

You forgot to mention the reason Trump cared was because Kim Kardashian called him to complain about it.

ewiley
Jul 9, 2003

More trash for the trash fire
But the president, who always lies, was telling you a lie? BE STILL MY HEART.

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Retro42 posted:

Castor is so bad at this it makes me angry.

Castor being bad at this is the best thing that could happen though.

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

AOC's twitter game continues to be god-tier

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

KillHour posted:

You forgot to mention the reason Trump cared was because Kim Kardashian called him to complain about it.

He for sure definitely thought he could hit that

Wylie
Jun 27, 2005

Ever to conquer, never to yield.


KillHour posted:

You forgot to mention the reason Trump cared was because Kim Kardashian called him to complain about it.

Wasn't it obvious?

(Can we get Kim Kardashian to suggest to Trump that he resign?)

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
Wrinkly Forehead Olympics!

Spun Dog
Sep 21, 2004


Smellrose

Retro42 posted:

Castor is so bad at this it makes me angry.

Same, but ecstatic instead

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
https://twitter.com/jeffmason1/status/1197193326849605632?s=20

Giant letters on that note.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Wylie posted:

*sigh* ASAP Rocky is a rapper who got thrown in jail in Sweden or something for punching someone. Trump, for some reason, got pissy about it on Twitter. Eventually, he got released, and Trump claimed victory over the evil, rapper-imprisoning Swedes.

We live in The Bad Place.

KillHour posted:

You forgot to mention the reason Trump cared was because Kim Kardashian called him to complain about it.

I thought the world was a tragedy, then I learned it was a comedy.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

https://twitter.com/aedwardslevy/status/1197192385022889985

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

loving goddamn :lol:

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/HallieJackson/status/1197192955670540289?s=20

DId he write this with a giant marker held in a balled up fist?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

again, cannot be said enough, a million dollars bought sondland that job

Flip Yr Wig
Feb 21, 2007

Oh please do go on
Fun Shoe
Why would you ask to identify other material witnesses!?

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
Sondland is obviously having a little fun

Castor is so clearly telegraphing that there's no challenge here

Wilbur Swain
Sep 13, 2007

These are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Poor Sondland must have been hit on the head or something, his memory is so bad

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

TTerrible posted:

https://twitter.com/HallieJackson/status/1197192955670540289?s=20

DId he write this with a giant marker held in a balled up fist?

He's such a loving moron....

ewiley
Jul 9, 2003

More trash for the trash fire

Flip Yr Wig posted:

Why would you ask to identify other material witnesses!?

Oh my god he's the worst lawyer. "who else could corroborate this story, which I believe to be false, but am apparently open to arguing?"

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
I WANT NO QUID PRO QUO

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/1197195370205454337?s=20

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Flip Yr Wig posted:

Why would you ask to identify other material witnesses!?

make sure that you've got time to get to them and beg them not to testify?

Sanskrit Scat
Aug 11, 2007


Castor isn't doing well at all but he has quite literally nothing to work with. Although, someone more competent would at least not be doing favors to the Dems to this effect.

If this was a game of basketball he would be the alley to the oop while on the wrong team. This is crazy indefensible stuff though.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Doesn't Trump need glasses and that's probably why the notes are written so large. He hates wearing glasses in public as he sees it as a sign of weakness.

ewiley
Jul 9, 2003

More trash for the trash fire

Failed Imagineer posted:

I WANT NO QUID PRO QUO

DO THE RIGHT THING

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


TTerrible posted:

https://twitter.com/HallieJackson/status/1197192955670540289?s=20

DId he write this with a giant marker held in a balled up fist?

He writes exclusively with sharpies.

Wylie
Jun 27, 2005

Ever to conquer, never to yield.



There's another angle out there of that note:

I WANT NOTHING
I WANT NOTHING

THERE WAS NO QUID PRO QUO

TELL ZELENSKY TO DO THE RIGHT THING

E: Hallie Jackson's tweet has it, see for yourself. Dude's shouting Pearl Jam lyrics at reporters.

queeb
Jun 10, 2004

m



lol a close up of his page. dudes brain has melted

https://twitter.com/srmduke87/status/1197193919374577664

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma



An "I'm not a crook" for the 21st century. Did he also do the double peace sign as he went into the chopper?

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?

TTerrible posted:

https://twitter.com/HallieJackson/status/1197192955670540289?s=20

DId he write this with a giant marker held in a balled up fist?

I WANT NOTHING
I WANT NOTHING
THERE WAS NO QUID PRO QUO


Whats the rest say?


edit beaten like Vice President Pence horse.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

ewiley posted:

DO THE RIGHT THING

Might just be listing his fave Spike Lee joints, though I'm not familiar with the others

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


evilweasel posted:

make sure that you've got time to get to them and beg them not to testify?

Adding witness tampering to my list of crimes in an attempt to get the counter to overflow into the negatives.

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DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





edit: wrong thread

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