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Or maybe the protestors gave the contractors blueprints for 18 foot models but wrote the measurement down as 18"? I've seen a documentary about exactly the same mistake
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Admiralty Flag posted:Or maybe the protestors gave the contractors blueprints for 18 foot models but wrote the measurement down as 18"? I've seen a documentary about exactly the same mistake On a scale of 1 to 10, that joke gets an 11.
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It's just that one extra!
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That's like a small mountain of pork meat. If not for the date, I'd think that was a young Bricktop (from Snatch)
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Admiralty Flag posted:Or maybe the protestors gave the contractors blueprints for 18 foot models but wrote the measurement down as 18"? I've seen a documentary about exactly the same mistake That's what happens when you contract Bloody Stupid Johnson.
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If you don't refill the loo roll, I should hope not.
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Jay 2K Winger posted:That's what happens when you contract Bloody Stupid Johnson. I got this joke recently. Turns out there was a garden architect in the 19th century named Capability Brown who did everything essentially perfectly but in an incredibly regimented way. So of course his Discworld equivalent would be someone who did everything dreadfully but in an incredibly regimented way.
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Wow. Not saying we should, but if someone skinned it, that vast sheet of silky smooth skin would make a hell of a slip'n'slide.
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krinklechip posted:The scars on that bastard... Yeah my thoughts as well when I saw them. Bit of a brawler, that one
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Krankenstyle posted:Yeah my thoughts as well when I saw them. Bit of a brawler, that one You come at the king you best not miss
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Nice if the diver to go tankless. Less likely to get stuck on the way down.
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Beachcomber posted:Nice if the diver to go tankless. Less likely to get stuck on the way down. 
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krinklechip posted:The scars on that bastard... 
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This old warrior is clearly looking for a worthy opponent to send it to Valhalla, that puny unarmed diver would only be a distraction.
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Future vacation destinations: - - South Africa - Australia - Disney World
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Somfin posted:You come at the king you best not miss It appears to be the queen in this case! Cartilaginous fish are pretty easy to sex 'cause they leave their claspers hanging out for everyone to see.
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Krankenstyle posted:Yeah my thoughts as well when I saw them. Bit of a brawler, that one Talk poo poo, get bit.
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Cichlidae posted:It appears to be the queen in this case! Cartilaginous fish are pretty easy to sex 'cause they leave their claspers hanging out for everyone to see. *tugging at collar*
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karoshi posted:Future vacation destinations: great whites are also known to travel vast distances for their own mysterious purposes, so she could be waiting for you anywhere
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Cichlidae posted:It appears to be the queen in this case! Cartilaginous fish are pretty easy to sex 'cause they leave their claspers hanging out for everyone to see. And apparently most of those scars are probably from mating? Well then.
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Lady Disdain posted:Wow. Not saying we should, but if someone skinned it, that vast sheet of silky smooth skin would make a hell of a slip'n'slide. Shark skin is more like sandpaper than silk, would be a skin-peeling slide.
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The time has come again.
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Oh it’s loving happening. We will all be miserable and holding back a flood of tears born from dread and profound sadness, but we will be talking about shark skin smoother than greased marble floors
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EmptyVessel posted:Shark skin is more like sandpaper than silk, would be a skin-peeling slide. my friend sharks are smooth as hell
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Only in one direction. The other way is like sandpaper.
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TITTIEKISSER69 posted:Only in one direction. The other way is like sandpaper. LOL loving hilarious! 😂 ♥ 💀
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Cichlidae posted:Cartilaginous fish are pretty easy to sex 
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Werong Bustope posted:great whites are also known to travel vast distances for their own mysterious purposes, so she could be waiting for you anywhere I think  is that both South Africa and Australia are places where Great Whites are known to be. There's some islands just off San Francisco also, and I've been debating getting my wife a trip with a cage encounter because she's nuts about sharks.We did get to see one in captivity when the Monterey Bay Aquarium managed to hold one for a bit.
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Who's calling? DEATH  https://twitter.com/PulpLibrarian/status/1199720534231207937
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John Lee posted:my friend ??? https://www.sharksinfo.com/skin.html sharksinfo posted:"The skin of the shark is unique in many ways. It is characterised by its grey colour and the contrast between its slippery appearance and its rough tactile texture.
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EmptyVessel posted:??? https://www.sharksinfo.com/skin.html There's a lot of misinformation on the internet, you should check your sources.
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