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Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

WELL OILED MACHINE

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Rudy go on tv bitch

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




rudy tell us why you came into various things

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Harry Potter on Ice posted:

The prez tried to OD and that was the walter reed visit, crazy

Fourteen Big Macs stuffed down his gullet, until in a vast heaving convulsion they were all forced down.

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Someone get me a Plump gif STAT

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Castor looks like he is constantly about to go "...Ehhh... I guess.... I mean, I guess this looks pretty bad, right?"

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
I haven't had a chance to listen to sondlands testimony, how bad is it?

Did trump do crimes with pence?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
THIS IS THE FINAL WORD OF THE PRESIDENT

*monkey paw curls*

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

the war criminal?

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




spacemang_spliff posted:

I haven't had a chance to listen to sondlands testimony, how bad is it?

Did trump do crimes with pence?

they kissed

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019
badgering the witness, your honor

Vishass
Feb 1, 2004

calmly screaming my innocence next to an idling helicopter. Too bad there's no where else I could do this.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Cao Ni Ma posted:

pompass (HEHEHE) will not be resigning, he thinks he's protected within Trumps anti mattering field without understanding the mechanics of it

nah, he wants the romney parachute. red state senator is gravy train for life.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




to be clear: they kissed each other

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

my favorite part is gonna be when mitch mcconnell lazily spikes this whole thing and the libs grumble and then we continue on post 2016 business as usual

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

The Alpha Centauri posted:

badgering the witness, your honor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyixC9NsLI

f#a#
Sep 6, 2004

I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.
like, this shouldn't even be hard for the GOP

just say that he's unreliable becuase he lied out of his rear end and contradicted himself

but, they are idiots

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Squizzle posted:

rudy tell us why you came into various things
his cousin is a person and not a thing

Vishass
Feb 1, 2004

spacemang_spliff posted:

I haven't had a chance to listen to sondlands testimony, how bad is it?

Did trump do crimes with pence?

Yes

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019
https://twitter.com/SenateGOP/status/1197199987068809216

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Knight posted:

Why resign after the President was completely exonerated?

he’s simply achieved all his goals as sec of state so its time to resign and take pride in a job well done

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

Behind you! A three headed monkey!

College Slice
I want nothing
i want



nothing

i want no quid pro quo

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Al! posted:

the war criminal?
a

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019
pmurt just retweeting

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

spacemang_spliff posted:

I haven't had a chance to listen to sondlands testimony, how bad is it?

Did trump do crimes with pence?

Hilariously damaging. Trump, Pompeo, and Pence look like criminals and it's glorious.

Deceptive Thinker
Oct 5, 2005

I'll rip out your optics!
wtf is going on right now?

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



BAE OF PIGS posted:

Someone explain why this is bad or stupid

1) Immediately starts by throwing Volker under the bus
2)Then makes an absolute statement saying he never met Sondland
3)Doesn't deny what Volker said and thinks that just suggesting things while on a position of authority is not the same as telling someone to do it.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

:stare: w t f

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Bip Roberts posted:

goddamn does trump need another 911 like today

And he won't get one. Every anti-US terrorist organization is sitting back with a big ol' bowl of popcorn as the US debases itself across the world stage.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
"c'mon man why didnt u say this good stuff that helps us in ur opener?!? say the good stuff!"

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

Deceptive Thinker posted:

wtf is going on right now?

gop wishes they hired vinny gambini as counsel

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


lol at the catty dynamic between castor and sondland rn

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

spacemang_spliff posted:

I haven't had a chance to listen to sondlands testimony, how bad is it?

Did trump do crimes with pence?

plump is resigning

the secretary of state, or acting secretary of state, god knows because their admin is hollowed the gently caress out is resigning

ohrwurm
Jun 25, 2003

can someone post the small dry rear end Rudy gif tia

ScootsMcSkirt
Oct 29, 2013

Good Soldier Svejk posted:



someone give me this gangtag

i want nothing (except this gangtag)

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Bethamphetamine posted:

And he won't get one. Every anti-US terrorist organization is sitting back with a big ol' bowl of popcorn as the US debases itself across the world stage.

good thing the cia did 9/11

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Bethamphetamine posted:

And he won't get one. Every anti-US terrorist organization is sitting back with a big ol' bowl of popcorn as the US debases itself across the world stage.

now im picturing terrorists all watching gleefully as trump goatses the entire world

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

Lastgirl posted:

plump is resigning

the secretary of state, or acting secretary of state, god knows because their admin is hollowed the gently caress out is resigning

make rudy acting secretary of state imo

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Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Lol Castor going with the clever gambit, "Mr. Sondland, you're an idiot who doesn't keep notes, aren't you? And this other guy who seems trustworthy and a meticulous note taker says you definitely admitted to doing something illegal. Sounds like you two don't have your stories straight."

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