Impeachment Thread: * locks eyes with Nunes* "...Chalupa."

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Psikotik: Dec 17, 2002; Random more like ranDUMB; College Slice

NO QUID PRO QUO MAKE DONALD SOMETHING SOMETHING

# ? Nov 20, 2019 19:32

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 00:32

DarkHorse: Dec 13, 2006; Vroom vroom, BEEP BEEP!; Nap Ghost

Meatball posted:

Rudy strikes me as the guy who would try to fall on his sword then end up doing some three stooges style legal wrangling to implicate trump in child trafficking.

Keeps trying to fall on his sword and only manages to stab everybody else around him, shrugs, and gives up.

Then slips on all the blood and bonks his head again

# ? Nov 20, 2019 19:32

Literally Kermit: Mar 4, 2012; t

LtStorm posted:

code:

I WANT NOTHING
I WANT NOTHING
I WANT NO
QUID PRO QUO
TELL ZELLINSKY
TO DO THE
RIGHT THING
THIS IS THE
FINAL WORD
FROM THE PRES
OF THE U.S.

ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA.
ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE.
USE THEM TOGETHER.
USE THEM IN PEACE.

# ? Nov 20, 2019 19:33

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Schiff just sat back down so we should be resuming shortly.

# ? Nov 20, 2019 19:33

bobjr: Oct 16, 2012; Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

Meatball posted:

Rudy strikes me as the guy who would try to fall on his sword then end up doing some three stooges style legal wrangling to implicate trump in child trafficking.

He would reveal how his phone accidentally turned on and recorded something worse than we already knew.

# ? Nov 20, 2019 19:33

BigglesSWE: Dec 2, 2014; How 'bout them hawks news huh!

At this rate, Sondland is in serious danger of being Oswald�d in front of all these cameras.

# ? Nov 20, 2019 19:35

Comstar: Apr 20, 2007; Are you happy now?

Literally Kermit posted:

ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA.
ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE.
USE THEM TOGETHER.
USE THEM IN PEACE.

Does SA still do photoshop Fridays? Seems like something that should be entertaining to read.

# ? Nov 20, 2019 19:35

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

BigglesSWE posted:

At this rate, Sondland is in serious danger of being Oswald�d in front of all these cameras.

I'm pretty sure security is beefed up.

# ? Nov 20, 2019 19:36

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Sondland back in the seat. We'll be resuming in a minute or so.

# ? Nov 20, 2019 19:39

ScentOfAnOtaku: Aug 25, 2006; I have no control, I just keep eating, and eating.

Because Schiff sat down, CSPAN cut off a lady who was calling in and complaining about how the Republicans have not been allowed to call any of their witnesses. Of course, they don't correct her in the fact that Volker and Morrison were directly called by them. If only people would actually call this poo poo out instead of acting like it's fine that people are so misinformed.

Remember, it isn't Trump who is the problem, it's the people who are loving dumb enough to fall for this poo poo.

ScentOfAnOtaku fucked around with this message at 19:43 on Nov 20, 2019

# ? Nov 20, 2019 19:40

Kith: Sep 17, 2009; You never learn anything
by doing it right.

I felt like all of this should be commemorated w/ a gang tag so uh

# ? Nov 20, 2019 19:43

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Kith posted:

I felt like all of this should be commemorated w/ a gang tag so uh

Mods, please do the needful

# ? Nov 20, 2019 19:43

refleks: Nov 21, 2006

The Glumslinger posted:

Mods, please do the needful

Yes please.

# ? Nov 20, 2019 19:44

Heck Yes! Loam!: Nov 15, 2004; a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.

Kith posted:

I felt like all of this should be commemorated w/ a gang tag so uh

# ? Nov 20, 2019 19:44

goethe.cx: Apr 23, 2014

Kith posted:

I felt like all of this should be commemorated w/ a gang tag so uh

# ? Nov 20, 2019 19:44

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

ahahaha Nunes yielding to Ratcliffe.

# ? Nov 20, 2019 19:45

LeeMajors: Jan 20, 2005; I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!

Kith posted:

I felt like all of this should be commemorated w/ a gang tag so uh

poo poo that�s good.

# ? Nov 20, 2019 19:45

Beekeeping and You: Sep 27, 2011

Kith posted:

I felt like all of this should be commemorated w/ a gang tag so uh

i change my mind, trump refusing to wear glasses because he doesn't want to look like a nerd is good, actually

# ? Nov 20, 2019 19:45

E-flat: Jun 22, 2007; 3-flat

I want those weirdly written Gs under my key signature

# ? Nov 20, 2019 19:46

Beekeeping and You: Sep 27, 2011

Hell yeah ASAP Rocky mention

# ? Nov 20, 2019 19:46

Uncleanly Cleric: Oct 17, 2005

Kith posted:

I felt like all of this should be commemorated w/ a gang tag so uh

Oh, yes.

Also A$AP Rocky again! DRINK!

# ? Nov 20, 2019 19:46

refleks: Nov 21, 2006

Nunes just completely giving up...

# ? Nov 20, 2019 19:46

FlashFearless: Nov 4, 2004; Death. But not for you, Gunslinger. Never for you.

Kith posted:

I felt like all of this should be commemorated w/ a gang tag so uh

I want nothing except the I want nothing gang tag.

# ? Nov 20, 2019 19:46

Heck Yes! Loam!: Nov 15, 2004; a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.

https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1197224271887634432

# ? Nov 20, 2019 19:47

reitetsu: Sep 27, 2009; Should you find yourself here one day... In accordance with your crimes, you can rest assured I will give you the treatment you deserve.

Kith posted:

I felt like all of this should be commemorated w/ a gang tag so uh

i love it

E-flat posted:

I want those weirdly written Gs under my key signature

yeah what are those Gs? lmao

# ? Nov 20, 2019 19:47

Oracle: Oct 9, 2004

Spun Dog posted:

As a counterpoint to this well thought out post, I'd just like to say: "CHALUPA"

I hi the taco truck for lunch because of this, thanks.

# ? Nov 20, 2019 19:48

Beekeeping and You: Sep 27, 2011

nothing says good politician like writing "I WANT NOTHING I WANT NOTHING" in 48-p letters in sharpie and reading it out to reporters

# ? Nov 20, 2019 19:48

Dave Grool: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Kith posted:

I felt like all of this should be commemorated w/ a gang tag so uh

This owns

# ? Nov 20, 2019 19:49

theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

Repeating the "2+2" part is not a smart thing to do

# ? Nov 20, 2019 19:49

E-flat: Jun 22, 2007; 3-flat

morcant posted:

yeah what are those Gs? lmao

Gisnep level Gs. And those aren't even the weirdest ones, check out the Gs in "right thing"

# ? Nov 20, 2019 19:49

Objurium: Aug 8, 2009

love 2 live in the timeline where president brain deals is accidentally making outsider art

# ? Nov 20, 2019 19:50

Beekeeping and You: Sep 27, 2011

E-flat posted:

Gisnep level Gs. And those aren't even the weirdest ones, check out the Gs in "right thing"

This picture is legit going to be printed in history books and used to summarize the entire impeachment and I love it

# ? Nov 20, 2019 19:51

ewiley: Jul 9, 2003; More trash for the trash fire

I yield back as I gradually turn into a corn cob

# ? Nov 20, 2019 19:51

theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

Ratcliffe is my least favorite character of these hearings, I hate him

Nunes is at least funny

# ? Nov 20, 2019 19:52

ImpAtom: May 24, 2007

Heck Yes! Loam! posted:

https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1197224271887634432

You can come testify yourself Rudy. Set the record straight

# ? Nov 20, 2019 19:53

LeeMajors: Jan 20, 2005; I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!

I just remembered where I know Sondland.

�Ned! Ryerson! Needlenose Ned. Ned the Head. Come on, buddy. Case Western High! Ned Ryerson. I did the whistling belly button trick at the high school talent show. Bing! Ned Ryerson, got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate. Bing again! Ned Ryerson, I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple times till you told me not to anymore.�

# ? Nov 20, 2019 19:53

Wombat Schematics: Jan 2, 2007; With Innovative Yogurt Technologies

If Ratcliffe was trying to make it sound like Sondland was making his own assumption about the connection, maybe he shouldn't have related it to "your own 2+2 equation". So it was an assumption from Sondland, but an extremely obvious and easy one to make?

# ? Nov 20, 2019 19:53