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Olaf The Stout posted:Say, doesn't ted cruz have two young daughters? gently caress you for making me correct you on this but the porn he shared was, if I'm not mistaken, mom + daughter + daughter's boyfriend E: What a snipe, here's some content that is way too relatable https://twitter.com/disisdaadam/status/1196974351381192704 Somfin has a new favorite as of 11:52 on Nov 20, 2019 |
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Someone explain to me how this is more than semantics: https://twitter.com/betsymendelsohn/status/1196995210208780290
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Platystemon posted:Someone explain to me how this is more than semantics: The egg plays a role in its own fertilization rather than being entirely passive.
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Platystemon posted:Someone explain to me how this is more than semantics: when you type the letter "s" into your phone does it immediately autocorrect to "SJWs"
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Jiru posted:https://twitter.com/tinytempest/status/1196514739150610432 Oh hey this is a friend of mine. She's pretty cool.
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Platystemon posted:Someone explain to me how this is more than semantics: As already answered, the egg plays an active role. That being said, it seems weird to try and dismiss that the sperm seek the egg; they are still doing that, but not without any guidance from the egg!
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Nov 20, 2019 14:25
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https://twitter.com/Atunci_CoV/status/1197148975301844992
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Nov 20, 2019 14:52
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Platystemon posted:Someone explain to me how this is more than semantics: To expand a little. The sperm doesn’t just find the egg based on random chemical signatures naturally occurring from the egg. The egg specifically produces a chemical designed to attract the sperm.
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Nov 20, 2019 15:05
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Thread: https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1196955319621971968
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Oh my god https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1196965217650929664?s=19
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Nov 20, 2019 15:58
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Someone, somewhere, is like "this is perfect for my computer desk, which has exactly a two inch clearance because I live in an unrenovated 1830s house that..." and going on for four minutes before ordering seven of these.
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Nov 20, 2019 16:40
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Jiru posted:https://twitter.com/tinytempest/status/1196514739150610432 My wife is a knitter and this happens a TON with non-academic fiber artists and historical and archeological academics, being able to correctly identify items that have been incorrectly identified or attributed, sometimes for decades. A lot of that stuff hasn't been changed in millenia, like tools and techniques. I wish I could recall some examples.
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Nov 20, 2019 17:18
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https://twitter.com/total_exit/status/1197165959003492352
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Nov 20, 2019 18:41
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Nov 20, 2019 18:47
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Jiru posted:https://twitter.com/tinytempest/status/1196514739150610432 These have always fascinated me, as well as this idea that everything we find has been given religious or ritual explanations when a bunch of the time it was probably just someone dicking around. Then there's the whole other bag of "those people couldn't possibly have been smart enough to do thing so it must have been aliens" which is infuriating.
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Picnic Princess posted:These have always fascinated me, as well as this idea that everything we find has been given religious or ritual explanations when a bunch of the time it was probably just someone dicking around. Then there's the whole other bag of "those people couldn't possibly have been smart enough to do thing so it must have been aliens" which is infuriating. There's a sort of default where you go "It was probably ritualistic" if you absolutely can't figure out what something is for. It's usually the archaeologist's way of bullshitting when they don't have evidence.
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The best is old Roman graffiti that talks poo poo about whatever the memorial is for. There's some statue that has something carved into it like, "Severo is a boylover."
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Platystemon posted:Someone explain to me how this is more than semantics: It's sementics, duh.
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Jiru posted:https://twitter.com/tinytempest/status/1196514739150610432 I like the one about everyone puzzled by why obsidian knives were stored in the roof, and J. Woman Researcher's like "THEY'RE KEEPING THE KNIVES AWAY FROM THE CHILDREN"
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it's level scaling actually
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Phy posted:I like the one about everyone puzzled by why obsidian knives were stored in the roof, and J. Woman Researcher's like "THEY'RE KEEPING THE KNIVES AWAY FROM THE CHILDREN" Ok that one I get because I can think of several ways to keep knives away from children that don't include throwing them on roofs Edit: I reread the Twitter thread, and they were stored in the ceiling, not the roof. There's a big difference betweem the two. Who What Now has a new favorite as of 20:05 on Nov 20, 2019 |
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The image of a pelt-clad cave mom dashing after a cave toddler brandishing an obsidian knife in that stooped-over, hands-out, chasing-a-bad-kid gait. If only we retained the wisdom of our ancestors... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pjpQot6J7k
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nerdz posted:it's level scaling actually  I laughed out loud at this post and I am not ashamed to say it.
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https://twitter.com/textfiles/status/1196447880728453120 https://twitter.com/frankcifaldi/status/1196880617369145362 Mr.Radar has a new favorite as of 21:05 on Nov 20, 2019 |
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Nov 20, 2019 21:02
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I was kind of expecting "the ascension of the ordinary man" written over and over.
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Fat Man and Little Boy were the first gender reveals.
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Sulla Faex posted:when you type the letter "s" into your phone does it immediately autocorrect to "SJWs" That’s not a very nice thing to suggest. Many of the examples in that thread were cool & good. I myself have oft repeated the story of the mysterious knives in the ceiling. The one about the attracting egg seemed less good, but it turns out that is only because the tweeter did a terrible job of summarising Dr Martin’s findings. 
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zoux posted:What about a man doing it ASMR style https://twitter.com/jennyenicholson/status/1197255254141652992?s=21
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Weird stuff like this happens because YouTube demonetizes true crime channels but fully supports makeup tutorials.
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Welp time to learn how to contour
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No-one show this to the pornhub owner lest "Plausible deniability that you're jacking it to serial killers" becomes the next "(step-)relative incest porn" in the parade of horrors that is modern life.
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