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juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Squizzle posted:

lmebo that article is from THE WESTERN JOURNAL

...

Editorially, The Western Journal upholds traditional Christian values as articulated in the Bible. These values include beliefs in original sin, the fallen nature of man, the exclusivity of Christ, the need for government to restrain men from injuring each other, the fundamental value of every human life — including the unborn, a rejection of racism in all forms and the definition of marriage as between one man and one woman. Politically, The Western Journal advocates for broadly conservative positions on most issues, including abortion, national defense, small government, gay marriage, tax policy and individual freedom.

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weird. none save one and a half of those things are articulated in the bible

:thunk:

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Floor is lava
May 14, 2007

Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1197555268986572801

pres ncay plocey

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

mags posted:

i dont care anymore

gently caress OFF this is the thread for politics carers

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

man this joke was not funny the first 100 hundred times I saw someone do it

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Dolphin posted:

i did think it was weird that the poison gets injected directly into the anus
They inject pee into the balls such that the balls burst and you die of shame.

Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003

Area 51. You heard of it, right?





Fallen Rib

where can we find this "Pete Kovals"

get him on the line

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Schnorkles posted:

might be time for a new avatar

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

bring back old gbs posted:

gently caress OFF this is the thread for politics carers

i will debate u on this

SpunkyRedKnight
Oct 12, 2000

A direct response to Greedo's McClunkey tour.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

CODChimera posted:

someone call cspan and tell them to stop taking calls

tell them the piss tape is real

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
pete kovals died in 9/11 he was one of the only people that didnt get the "stay home today" call

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Kasy Maynard 2020

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

maoist pete over mayor pete

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING


wonder what the good Pete and his then girlfriend are up to nowadays

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Paramemetic posted:

where can we find this "Pete Kovals"

get him on the line

hes probably a bank manager now

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 365 days!
READ THE TRANSCRIPT OR NO MORE GOVENMENT! TOO BAD!

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



petit choux posted:

Followed by a "Cut the Balderdash" tour of the midwest

enough of that hogwash

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

:lol: nah, she'd step down and let Chuck Grassley be president

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

tenderjerk posted:

READ THE TRANSCRIPT OR NO MORE GOVENMENT! TOO BAD!

DON'T BE A FOOL!

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Bearjew posted:

I have been watching people making phone calls my entire life. My hearing is, and has been, great. Never have I been watching a person making a call, which was not on speakerphone, and been able to hear or understand a conversation. I’ve even tried, but to no avail. Try it live!

:hai:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

Goofus Pete vs Gallant Pete

The adventures of good Pete and bad Pete

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Feldegast42 posted:

wonder what the good Pete and his then girlfriend are up to nowadays

Waiting in the wings for his chance to usurp nerd pete

hungry for crepes n shit
Aug 17, 2005



:perfect:

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



tacodaemon posted:

enough of that hogwash

the claptrap stops here

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

u have trouble understanding things? do tell

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Bulgakov posted:

to the rude birds outside: no I will NOT “whip or will!”

those arent birds they are government drone spies. birds arent real.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

tacodaemon posted:

enough of that hogwash

hogwashes play very well in Iowa :hmmyes:

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

How much longer until the hearing resumes? These calls are doing serious damage

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 365 days!
Announcing my "Gettin' Gay in the Bath House: Come on Man" bus tour

Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003

Area 51. You heard of it, right?





Fallen Rib

mags posted:

hes probably a bank manager now

good cover, we just need to figure out his manchurian candidate activation phrase

helta
Jun 16, 2018

going back to my roots

https://twitter.com/Goubtube/status/1197132049892556800

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1197559754438139904

Wamsutta
Sep 9, 2001

stoked for 2024 when mayo pete takes off the mask and goes pragmatic well spoken young gay chud republican

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

i'm the epic interstitial music playing over chuck schumer

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears


I feel the same about u, Sir.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Floor is lava posted:

pres ncay plocey

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


That lovely fall out boy song but instead of saying "light 'em up" he chants "Donald trump"

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Nobody is seriously campaigning in Iowa until they film themselves cutting the balls off of a hog

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
My friend went to the aquarium and her kid kept finding Jack chick tracks all over

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Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

The Misadventures of Pete and Pete

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