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Violen
Jul 25, 2009

ohoho~
To be fair to Jim that was a pretty impressive tongue twister.

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C411
Jun 22, 2004
STUPID
DICK
Jim Jordan running a county auction

Arrgytehpirate
Oct 2, 2011

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!



Lmao Holmes face as this nutter is reading just s long list of so and so said such and such.


Ahahahahaha “May I answer that?”

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
:lol:

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

God I hate this dude, gonna be a great part for Aaron Eckhart in the movie though.

highme
May 25, 2001


I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!


Holmes just sitting there looking pretty while Gym melts.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib
Maybe Coach Gym just isn't used to people telling him about crimes.

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



Retro42 posted:

The look on Holmes face is amazing right now.

It's a perfect "WTF he is ranting about?!"

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY
They use 'Star Witness' the same way Trump talks about the 'Lovely Lisa Page'

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Gym Jordan talking like the Micro Machines guy again (respect to whichever goon said that first) and Holmes is all of us rn

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Talking faster and longer is better. Everyone knows this!

Dzurlord
Nov 5, 2011
Wow, the expression on Holmes' face while that rant was going.

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Boy, I love Holmes' face of "Any loving time now."

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Munkeymon posted:

Really appreciate how Impeachment Toby is too polite to talk over a lady while she's dancing on his junk

he tried

he failed

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF
I like how Jordan's questions for these last few days have basically been, "I'M CONFUSED! THIS IS CONFUSING! TOO MANY PEOPLE KNOW THINGS!"

zonohedron
Aug 14, 2006


"Well, I would have told him, but he was on the front lines, you shithead,"

volts5000
Apr 7, 2009

It's electric. Boogie woogie woogie.
I'm really surprised Holmes could answer that.

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May
Sam Rockwell as David Holmes in the SNL cold open?

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Sombrerotron posted:

Jordan: :supaburn:

Holmes:



someone with skills please add the sunglasses deal with it gif thing

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

CLOSING WITNESS
STAR WITNESS

Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3

jesus gym

E-flat
Jun 22, 2007

3-flat
and now gym's even louder

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Haha, Holmes actually rolled his eyes

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

E-flat posted:

and now gym's even louder

I AM LOUD SO I AM WINNING.

berserker
Aug 17, 2003

My love for you
is ticking clock
"Mr. Holmes you may take as much time as you need."

Thank you 2018 voters.

zonohedron
Aug 14, 2006


Holmes keeps opening his mouth like he thinks he'll be given a chance to talk. Hasn't he watched these hearings?

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
loving amazing

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



I case anyone has ever wondered what "badgering a witness" looks like...

I love how time has expired for questioning, but the witness can take as much time as he wants.

Jordan may 'splode

Uncleanly Cleric
Oct 17, 2005


"Gym, shut the gently caress up"

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib
Blow a gasket, Coach Gym

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer
Schiff: Mr. Jordan your time has expired but Mr. Holmes' has not.

berserker
Aug 17, 2003

My love for you
is ticking clock
The entire GOP plan right now is just to say nonsense as fast as possible while making a "can you believe this guy?" face

Beekeeping and You
Sep 27, 2011



Gym is a moron

Scipiotik
Mar 2, 2004

"I would have won the race but for that."
Eat poo poo Jordan.

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer
BUT HE DIDN'T SHARE IT WITH US :saddowns:

Arrgytehpirate
Oct 2, 2011

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!



TELL ME WHY THE OTHER PERSON DIDNT DO THE THING

E-flat
Jun 22, 2007

3-flat
:commissar: mister JORDAN

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

there was a good article i read today that was, basically, that the whole republican theatrics are not for anyone who is watching the hearings. the entire goal is to collect clips that people like hannity can stitch together into a narrative for their loyal idiots who would never dream of watching the hearings themselves or realizing hannity is utterly full of poo poo. so it's sort of irrelevant for republicans that they come across as compete nutters, because they're talking to other nutters

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
Days since Mr. Jordan has followed House rules: 0

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fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Jordan, shut uuuuup. Holy gently caress.

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