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EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Mine just says "Some kind of dirt monster?" and "Underachiever."

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InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

Endless Mike posted:

Where do you see this?

account > your Twitter data > interests and ads data

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

EL BROMANCE posted:

Mine just says "Some kind of dirt monster?" and "Underachiever."

DO NOT ADVERTISE TO; UNDESERVING OF PRODUCTS

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



zoux posted:

DO NOT ADVERTISE TO; UNDESERVING OF PRODUCTS

Selling to me will only reflect poorly on your company.

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
I don't know about Twitter, but I started clicking "do not show me posts from this advertiser" on literally everything I saw on Facebook, and eventually my feed became 100% ad-free. It took a while to cleanse everything from the system though; toward the end I was getting targeted ads for self-help coaches needing financial advice and Trump memorabilia.

WaltherFeng
May 15, 2013

50 thousand people used to live here. Now, it's the Mushroom Kingdom.

wizzardstaff posted:

I don't know about Twitter, but I started clicking "do not show me posts from this advertiser" on literally everything I saw on Facebook, and eventually my feed became 100% ad-free. It took a while to cleanse everything from the system though; toward the end I was getting targeted ads for self-help coaches needing financial advice and Trump memorabilia.

Out of curiosity I did this to Google ads as I was browsing and after a while it just showed a black void in the ad space.

We can fight the algorithm.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

wizzardstaff posted:

I don't know about Twitter, but I started clicking "do not show me posts from this advertiser" on literally everything I saw on Facebook, and eventually my feed became 100% ad-free. It took a while to cleanse everything from the system though; toward the end I was getting targeted ads for self-help coaches needing financial advice and Trump memorabilia.

WaltherFeng posted:

Out of curiosity I did this to Google ads as I was browsing and after a while it just showed a black void in the ad space.

We can fight the algorithm.

Seems like it'd be easier just to run an ad blocker.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
I don't use Facebook anymore, but when I did half the ads were for craft whiskeys and the other half were for private rehab facilities. Which mostly told me Facebook was vastly over estimating my income.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

RoboRodent posted:

Holy gently caress.

The insane sense of superiority you have to have to watch a bird actively raise its babies, decide that its a lousy mother, and kidnap them. The egotism to be told "actually that was against the law and you shouldn't do that" and hear it as a threat.. That twitter thread is nuts.

And I mean, this is coming from someone who spent a good chunk of spring leaving food for the crows nesting at work.

Here in Colorado there's been a serious problem lately with people finding "abandoned" fawns in the woods and either calling animal control about it, or worse, trying to take care of them themselves. In reality, this is just how deer do: the doe goes off to forage during the day, and the fawns hide in a thicket until she gets back. As you can imagine, the results of this are not great for the deer.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



drat homie don't ever attend an international sporting event vs. the USA.

small ghost
Jan 30, 2013

Fister Roboto posted:

Here in Colorado there's been a serious problem lately with people finding "abandoned" fawns in the woods and either calling animal control about it, or worse, trying to take care of them themselves. In reality, this is just how deer do: the doe goes off to forage during the day, and the fawns hide in a thicket until she gets back. As you can imagine, the results of this are not great for the deer.

Similar thing with rabbits in my ends. Baby rabbits spend most of the day alone in the nest, but people find the nests and think they're abandoned. Unfortunately, baby wild rabbits don't do well at all when they're orphaned, so most of them will die if you move them :smith:

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Fister Roboto posted:

Here in Colorado there's been a serious problem lately with people finding "abandoned" fawns in the woods and either calling animal control about it, or worse, trying to take care of them themselves. In reality, this is just how deer do: the doe goes off to forage during the day, and the fawns hide in a thicket until she gets back. As you can imagine, the results of this are not great for the deer.

Yeah, that's an issue here, too. Best case scenario, you end up with an adult deer with no fear of humans who is going to happily wander up to the wrong person during hunting season.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

zoux posted:



drat homie don't ever attend an international sporting event vs. the USA.

https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1190414590003290112

e: for those who don't know getfiscal, he's not the idiot, just a masterful troll elemental

Son of Thunderbeast has a new favorite as of 19:25 on Nov 21, 2019

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


He's too powerful a troll, something needs to be done.

https://twitter.com/bad_takes/status/1195594864664219648

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

zoux posted:

He's too powerful a troll, something needs to be done.

https://twitter.com/bad_takes/status/1195594864664219648

From "farmers" and "people like thee and me" to "Wall Street Banks, I suppose" in two tweets, incredible

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Skwirl posted:

I don't use Facebook anymore, but when I did half the ads were for craft whiskeys and the other half were for private rehab facilities. Which mostly told me Facebook was vastly over estimating my income.

I used to get a lot for Christian singles, because apparently Facebook thought I had trouble finding women who wouldn’t sleep with me.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

From "farmers" and "people like thee and me" to "Wall Street Banks, I suppose" in two tweets, incredible

But NOT the insurance companies, if that's what you're driving at. No, that friend to you and I, Wall St. investment banks.

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

zoux posted:

LEADING boomer

[

You know what they say, there but for the grace of God go I (to Pedophile Party Island)


zoux
Apr 28, 2006


stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Turtlicious posted:

Why did you buy/rent property that's going to be underwater soon?

I'm a bartender and there are a few good years yet.

and at some point i'll trick the supply and demand and actually start bartending again

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

zoux posted:

LEADING boomer

[

You know what they say, there but for the grace of God go I (to Pedophile Party Island)


"The only reason I'm not a pedophile is because my wife is a loving battle axe of a woman" is a hell of a statement.

Like the joke is usually "I can't go bowling, because of my wife" and he turned it into "really wish I could go rape children with you, but my wife is insisting it's date night."

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
*that John mulaney bit but with loving children instead of a Best Buy rewards card*

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

facebook mostly tries to sell me dresses, tampons, and pride flags. Which, y'know, 2/3 ain't bad. :v

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



I don't know enough about English accents to nail it down exactly, but I can tell it's northern, I can tell it ain't posh, and I can tell it's not Prince Andrew because she's not hesitantly stammering while digging herself deeper and deeper into a dark hole.

TBH the one it sounds like the closest to me is whatever one Philomena Cunk's putting on, which tells me that this is considered to be a poor, dumb person's accent in the UK.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaQ6AovjYDA

zoux has a new favorite as of 20:36 on Nov 21, 2019

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




https://mobile.twitter.com/leslieleeiii/status/1197544636430127104

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.


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Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Fister Roboto posted:

Here in Colorado there's been a serious problem lately with people finding "abandoned" fawns in the woods and either calling animal control about it, or worse, trying to take care of them themselves. In reality, this is just how deer do: the doe goes off to forage during the day, and the fawns hide in a thicket until she gets back. As you can imagine, the results of this are not great for the deer.

Same happens with new born kittens. Then the dumb people who "rescues" them feed them cow milk and you have stories on facebook of rescuers panicking because of the kittens dying of diarreah.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/tweeasfuck/status/1197598506720071680



Tweet from Jacob Wohl Sr. and yes it's linked for a reason

zoux has a new favorite as of 21:51 on Nov 21, 2019

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

zoux posted:

What's pomo

badly kerned porno

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/elilake/status/304961327485562881

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Fiona Hill is American

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Scratch Monkey posted:

Fiona Hill is American

As is Vindman, who has been a citizen since the age of 5.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Vindman, so American he was in a loving Ken Burns documentary.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

GrandpaPants posted:

Vindman, so American he was in a loving Ken Burns documentary.

On being in the Deep State!

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
So, in last week's episode of The Blacklist, the Villain of the Week was a woman who was forced by regressive abortion laws to carry her rapist's child to term, who took karmic revenge on pro-life men by giving them uterus transplants and forcing them by those same laws to give birth.

Naturally, the pro-lifers got their panties in a collective twist.

https://twitter.com/LeslieAbshier/status/1196242928810840064
https://twitter.com/notcarnalconser/status/1196935699557158912
https://twitter.com/HeatherDThomas1/status/1195515566607536128
https://twitter.com/vernmason1/status/1195755143628754949
https://twitter.com/pastorkenwarren/status/1195709768083660803
https://twitter.com/Static_Waste/status/1196811310748581894
https://twitter.com/JosephColl5/status/1196279534934474752
https://twitter.com/LifeNewsToo/status/1196619105551278080

I for one, find it funny that some of these people obviously made it through the fourth season, but supposedly this is the lowest the show has been.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Can I be offended that that’s the stupidest plot I’ve heard in my life

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Isn’t the blacklist that show with Spader.

Man it went off the rails

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
I mean, yeah, it is pretty stupid, but that's kind of symptomatic of the show as a whole.

Though it was pretty funny at the end of the episode where some abortion doctor in New York tells one of the pregnant men that he could face prosecution in his home state for seeking an abortion and he was like "yeah, I know, I wrote the loving law".

CharlestheHammer posted:

Isn’t the blacklist that show with Spader.

Man it went off the rails

Yes.

Mostly I just watch it for Red's rambling anecdotes. God, Spader's voice is pure sex.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

zoux posted:

Can I be offended that that’s the stupidest plot I’ve heard in my life

Absolutely, but it's also a completely legit bit of goofy-rear end sci-fi thinkery

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

So why didn’t these rich white politicians get an abortion in the next state over

Content: thread about everyone’s favorite emotional indentured laborer

https://twitter.com/disco_socialist/status/1197518408465518599?s=21

zoux has a new favorite as of 23:54 on Nov 21, 2019

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