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cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



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Riatsala
Nov 20, 2013

All Princesses are Tyrants

Mark my words, that speech will be the climax of the movie they make about this administration.

Wylie
Jun 27, 2005

Ever to conquer, never to yield.


ADJOURNED!

:tviv:

Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009

buglord posted:

Where’s the time stamp for the SILENCE

3:40:40-ish

UnknownTarget
Sep 5, 2019

Here ya go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpTIb_HubrY&t=13101s

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
I can't believe that speech wasn't prepared

Velocity Raptor
Jul 27, 2007

I MADE A PROMISE
I'LL DO ANYTHING

buglord posted:

Where’s the time stamp for the SILENCE

Here ya go. This is timestamped to include the lead up. ~3:40:16

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpTIb_HubrY&t=13217s

E-flat
Jun 22, 2007

3-flat

Beekeeping and You posted:

I know, right? It feels bizarre to watch it unfold in front of us.

For context my American history teacher in high school did a thing where he would dramatically read the like '10 biggest speeches' in US history or something like that; Patrick Henry, The free silver speech, etc. He was a fantastic actor.

I hope he doesn't retire before he can recite Schiff's closing statement to his class.

I feel a bit emotional. :gbsmith:

pacerhimself
Dec 30, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
Any time a Republican whines about what 'impeachment is putting our country through' deserves a healthy back-hand to the mouth. We in reality understand that it's Trump and the GOP putting the country through nonsense for the last 3 years.

Rip Testes
Jan 29, 2004

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
How was the Mueller investigation a Democrat campaign to take down Trump?

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider
Hope someone makes a cut of just Schiff's closing speech.

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

Rip Testes posted:

How was the Mueller investigation a Democrat campaign to take down Trump?

Fusion GPS/Steele Dossier/Crowdstrike/Alexandra Chalupa

Basically a load of nonsense.

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
Jordan is now selling the talking point that "two democrat representatives voted against impeachment inquiry"

Dunite
Oct 12, 2013
I have my next Halloween costume already picked out.

Giant Chalupa!

DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

Vroom vroom, BEEP BEEP!
Nap Ghost

Rip Testes posted:

How was the Mueller investigation a Democrat campaign to take down Trump?

Wishful thinking.

Much like how the Mueller report was full exoneration NO COLLUSION

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

oxsnard posted:

Jordan is now selling the talking point that "two democrat representatives voted against impeachment inquiry"

Does he have names or can I just think he's lying like always even if he's correct this time :v:

queeb
Jun 10, 2004

m



this is the start of shiffs speech.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpTIb_HubrY&t=26853s

silence is like one minute in.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Dunite posted:

I have my next Halloween costume already picked out.

Giant Chalupa!

With one of those HELLO MY NAME IS ALEXANDER stickers on.

DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

Vroom vroom, BEEP BEEP!
Nap Ghost

Angry_Ed posted:

Does he have names or can I just think he's lying like always even if he's correct this time :v:

Nah they had two Dem reps that voted no for impeachment. I forget who but it wasn't a huge surprise.

SchrodingersCat
Aug 23, 2011
During the trial, who represents the House of Representatives as the prosecution?

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Closing with a Cummings quote gave me chills

pacerhimself
Dec 30, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
The fact that Trump personally brought up Crowdstrike is hilarious because it means he's personally trafficking Russian intelligence conspiracy theories and attempting to make the case that actually it was Ukraine and Crowdstrike that hacked DNC servers and framed Russia.

He's trying to exonerate Russia lmao

The Lemondrop Dandy
Jun 7, 2007

If my memory serves me correctly...


Wedge Regret

SchrodingersCat posted:

During the trial, who represents the House of Representatives as the prosecution?

House decides.

Wylie
Jun 27, 2005

Ever to conquer, never to yield.



So, Schiff, then. With Goldman handling the questioning.

Dunite
Oct 12, 2013

Goldman and AOC, twist that knife.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

From official Trump store


bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

I feel bad for the grandkids who get a wrong sized t shirt of that for Christmas this year.

TheDisreputableDog
Oct 13, 2005
When even a milquetoast Social Studies teacher type like Schiff can draw applause like that, you know the Republicans are in trouble.

Slowpoke!
Feb 12, 2008

ANIME IS FOR ADULTS

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

From official Trump store




This is why we scoff about whether we should be allowed to make fun of Trump’s physical appearance (fat jokes)

saintonan
Dec 7, 2009

Fields of glory shine eternal

bobjr posted:

I feel bad for the grandkids who get a wrong sized t shirt of that for Christmas this year.

I feel worse for the kids in Africa that will get those in the same shipment as the Super Bowl losers "champions" t-shirts.

VH4Ever
Oct 1, 2005

by sebmojo

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

From official Trump store




Not really marketed to true CHUDs if the sizes only go up to 3x, imo. Fail.

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY

TheDisreputableDog posted:

When even a milquetoast Social Studies teacher type like Schiff can draw applause like that, you know the Republicans are in trouble.

Imagine having him as House Leader instead of Nancy 'Self-impeaching' Pelosi.

Wilbur Swain
Sep 13, 2007

These are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

TheDisreputableDog posted:

When even a milquetoast Social Studies teacher type like Schiff can draw applause like that, you know the Republicans are in trouble.

Milquetoast is a synonym for a timid or feeble person. Schiff is mild-mannered and understated but is in no way a milquetoast.

TheDeadlyShoe
Feb 14, 2014

Schiff probably has more power where he is than as VP. I'm pretty sure most people only accept VP because they want to become president later, especially given that it has a 50% chance of utter failure.

Rip Testes
Jan 29, 2004

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

From official Trump store




I thought the Democrats were the ones dividing the country.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Angry_Ed posted:

"So you're saying i'm unimpeachable"

"Actually no the slightest bit of bribery could-"

"Unimpeachableeeeee"

Can this be the thread title for the Senate hearings?

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade :c00lbert:

Thom12255 posted:

Imagine having him as House Leader instead of Nancy 'Self-impeaching' Pelosi.

Leading a public hearing is not he same skill set as managing a caucus, building legislative consensus, and whipping votes. Schiff could be a good speaker, but these hearing aren’t really strong evidence for it by themselves.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


whydirt posted:

Leading a public hearing is not he same skill set as managing a caucus, building legislative consensus, and whipping votes. Schiff could be a good speaker, but these hearing aren’t really strong evidence for it by themselves.

Maybe, but Pelosi has to go.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Slowpoke! posted:

This is why we scoff about whether we should be allowed to make fun of Trump’s physical appearance (fat jokes)

That is why you should make fun of him for being a hypocrite, rather than trying to legitimize fat jokes if the guy is an rear end in a top hat.

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oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
The fact that Trump looks like a massively obese version of the meth addict mom from Requiem for a Dream and still insists on insulting people for their looks on a constant basis is sort of the point. Lots of trump fat jokes come from this hilarious juxtaposition.

It's why this continues to be a great practice while mocking Sarah Huckabee Sanders for her weight was (and remains) gross

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