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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

DryGoods posted:

Robocop 3 is fine. it has a jetpack and a samurai robot

what more do you want?

ok boomer

next thing you're gonna gush is about some macho movie like a van daam one or a segal one because you gotta live vicariously through those badasses but pawn it off in a thin veneer of enjoying bad goofy action movies as a nuanced comedy liker





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crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Al! posted:

BRMMM BRMMMMM BRMMMMMUMMMMUMMM BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [scratchy footage of me crawling face down across the forest floor lit only by lighting bugs]

"T R M U P O" but it's the like ascii art upside down crosses and pentagrams and ghosts n poo poo

Alkabob
May 31, 2011
I would like to speak to the manager about the socialists, please

Slows down just enough to call them wankers.

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.
The Big Short's director was a guy that did Will Ferrell movies what the gently caress haha that's nuts

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


ive started a pretty good depression myself, actually

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

smarxist posted:

https://twitter.com/PeteButtigieg/status/200236164781834240

Interesting! Intriguing use of counter-insurgency tactics to take care of domestic bogies!

Traditional counter-insurgency involves paying one part of the population to kill and terrorize the other part, so, I guess, he's invented the police force? Good job.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


The Alpha Centauri posted:

does vegas still have those large underground dwellings like, literally Fallout type poo poo

or did the fash burn it all?

that reminds me

a few years ago the city of SF cleared out some homeless people that were living inside a freeway overpass

nut under it, in it

like, there was a hollowed out space under the roadway and they were living in it lol

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 14 days!

Lol I wonder how much money was spent to make this thing that can be destroyed with one sweep of basically any small arms fire on the planet

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
*slowly loading in my vhs copy of Robocop 3*

this is as good as it gets

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

DesertIslandHermit posted:

The Big Short's director was a guy that did Will Ferrell movies what the gently caress haha that's nuts

i mean all the rich worm brain people that created the housing crisis were essentially the anchorman team

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Poniard posted:

hey you!


yeah, you!

your posts are mediocre at best and donald j trump is president of the united states of america
/

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

smarxist posted:

*leans back on barstool until i'm basically at a 36 degree angle and hands are folded around my beer* you know what it is? it takes money to make money, and the rich get richer, poor get poorer. as long as you have a hole in your rear end, you'll have taxes. that's what i think bitch

*takes off coat, revealing my snazzy worker aesthetic suspenders and leans uncomfortably close with a 1,000 dollar fountain pen*

Sell. Me. This. Pen.

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Leatherface is so pimp.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



what happens if u point the jets at ur dick

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Trump: Soldier! Field report from the CA Homeless raid!

Soldier: Sir we found numerous individuals living in piles of big mac boxes, listening to mark Levin on fox news radio and snorting UK Sudafed all day

Trump: fuckn

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
ahh how could i loving forget to include Killing Them Softly in the roster of binging :doh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nyH_7afSM8

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
gently caress the Police

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

Leatherface is so pimp.

ya saying pimp is cancelled friend , this scans as 'leatherface is so sex criminal human trafficker' , which , i guess so , but,

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Volunteer for Jess for a gangtag!

Nichael posted:

If anyone wants to volunteer for Jess, PM me or DM me (@perennialfuckup) and I can walk you through the process. Or if you are familiar with Bernie phone banking, you can just dive in. We'll be doing a phone bank from 5:30 PM EST to 8:30 PM. The more people on, the more efficient the process is.

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

crazy cloud posted:

ya saying pimp is cancelled friend , this scans as 'leatherface is so sex criminal human trafficker' , which , i guess so , but,

I'll do better when I'm back from the gym mate

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/JessLivMo/status/1197352555774382081

:thunkher:

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

https://twitter.com/24baseballReed/status/1197625568562421764

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Dr_0ctag0n posted:

Lol I wonder how much money was spent to make this thing that can be destroyed with one sweep of basically any small arms fire on the planet

*jetpack commando approaches*

*gets taken out by goose*

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


i was waiting for a great white shark to jump out of the water and bite that guy

Famous TV Dad
Nov 1, 2011

crazy cloud posted:

we are human livestock in a factory farm named america, namaste, low prices, and remember - if you see something, say something

hmm i see capital stealing my excess labor for profit *flying buzzsaw from wild wild west flies out of nowhere instantly decapitating me*

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
*doing my best CCH Pounder from Robocop 3 voice*

Robocop, there are rules!

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

i have a donald trump potus 45 commemorative pin, how about you?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Poniard posted:

hey you!


yeah, you!

your posts are mediocre at best and donald j trump is president of the united states of america

turn it on

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
sean hannity is looking like complete poo poo these days lol

he's turning into some blowhard who drinks all day in a bar in boston

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
lol absolutely worthless

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Lastgirl posted:

ok boomer

next thing you're gonna gush is about some macho movie like a van daam one or a segal one because you gotta live vicariously through those badasses but pawn it off in a thin veneer of enjoying bad goofy action movies as a nuanced comedy liker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw-tceWOL8c

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

a.lo posted:

i have a donald trump potus 45 commemorative pin, how about you?

i have an autographed madam president newsweek magazine cover from hillary clinton :chord:

framed

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



Al! posted:

turn it on

Al! go paint a picture of my alcoholism induced poo poo

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




lmao

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



succ

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 14 days!

Rah! posted:

*jetpack commando approaches*

*gets taken out by goose*

*Coughs and does a triple barrel roll and slams into the bridge impaling himself on expensive communications satellites*

Mission Accomplished!

Alkabob
May 31, 2011
I would like to speak to the manager about the socialists, please
On the subject of old crappy movies, I'm disappointed our local cable channel got sucked up by a big market entity. We used to have a smorgasbord of lovely movies. They even had their own special blocks, like "Kung Fu Theater," "Black Belt Theater," "Nightmare Theater," and "Creature Feature." Basically they played The American Ninja movies and some off market 60s Chinese Kung Fu drama for the martial arts stuff. Then it was Ghoulies, Critter and sometimes Serpent and the Rainbow for the horror stuff. Don't get me wrong they did other, more commercially popular movies, but I think those were the cheap ones they could keep running and still get good ad revenue from.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Trump Towns!

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

Dolphin posted:

lol absolutely worthless

Maybe to look for someone who fell overboard? But yeah I can't see... much... use...

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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

could you please stop assaulting my psyche. i'm about to shatter into a million pieces

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