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Suicide Watch posted:If you watch the gif, you'll see that the glass absorbs the energy and doesn't allow penetration...sure it looks bad now it can probably take bullets and protect the inhabitants. too bad there's no crumple zones so everyone will just be turned to jelly in a crash
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Acebuckeye13 posted:too bad there's no crumple zones so everyone will just be turned to jelly in a crash What's the downside of Tesla drivers turning to jelly?
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does it have a coal rolling app
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Looking forward to the day when a poor family of five in a crosswalk gets murdered by the bullbars on this thing and America just continues to shrug its shoulders and say, "Well, at least it's electric." Ban all cars
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:does it have a coal rolling app no it just bursts into flames
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Cugel the Clever posted:Looking forward to the day when a poor family of five in a crosswalk gets murdered by the bullbars on this thing and America just continues to shrug its shoulders and say, "Well, at least it's electric." please don't ban all cars, I have to drive for an hour and a half to get groceries as is
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Suicide Watch posted:If you watch the gif, you'll see that the glass absorbs the energy and doesn't allow penetration...sure it looks bad now it can probably take bullets and protect the inhabitants. That was a joke, right?
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Oh cool, what's that a 90 thousand dollar Johnny Cab
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Something else that has occurred to me is that if the windows are intended to be unpenetrable, then if you're ever in a situation where the door can't open and you need to get out or get someone out of the car (i.e you accidentally drove into a lake), then they're effective trapped in the car and potentially doomed to a terrible death by drowning I don't think Mr. Musk has thought this whole car through!
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Anyway my bet is that they're desperate to beat the electric F-150 to the market and decided to push it out as quickly as possible, but as a result they didn't have enough time to scrub out all of Musk's dumb loving ideas.
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Isn't that just a choice you make if you want armored windows in general tho? Or are these coming standard and not part of a optional thing?
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Cugel the Clever posted:Looking forward to the day when a poor family of five in a crosswalk gets murdered by the bullbars on this thing and America just continues to shrug its shoulders and say, "Well, at least it's electric." They're going to get murdered because the algorithm™ doesn't recognize them as people, let's be perfectly clear
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Acebuckeye13 posted:Something else that has occurred to me is that if the windows are intended to be unpenetrable, then if you're ever in a situation where the door can't open and you need to get out or get someone out of the car (i.e you accidentally drove into a lake), then they're effective trapped in the car and potentially doomed to a terrible death by drowning https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/744551674082136066?s=21
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God drat, silicon valley and all the tech bros need to be taken out into the desert and left for the vultures and coyotes.
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Milo and POTUS posted:They're going to get murdered because the algorithm™ doesn't recognize them as people, let's be perfectly clear code:
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A Bad Poster posted:God drat, silicon valley and all the tech bros need to be taken out into the desert and left for the vultures and coyotes. they should make a survivor-style show where all the contestants are engineers and computer diddlers
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Kawasaki Nun posted:That thing is pretty awesome. No it isn't. Elon Musk made it, which means it's a worthless piece of poo poo.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:No it isn't. Elon Musk made it, which means it's a worthless piece of poo poo.
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Acebuckeye13 posted:Something else that has occurred to me is that if the windows are intended to be unpenetrable, then if you're ever in a situation where the door can't open and you need to get out or get someone out of the car (i.e you accidentally drove into a lake), then they're effective trapped in the car and potentially doomed to a terrible death by drowning Or, hypothetically, maybe the batteries somehow catch fire, meaning the vehicle has lost all power and you can't open the door because you're at an angle and each vehicle panel weighs 60 loving pounds. I'm not joking.
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facialimpediment posted:https://twitter.com/OfficialJoelF/status/1197730407745249280 Tesla's financial situation is so dire they can't even afford more polygons.
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Tesla basically handed the ball game to Rivian What an abortion.
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Seriously, that car that Homer Simpson designed was better looking than this pile of poo poo.
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 I hope the transaxle can take it. piL fucked around with this message at 07:13 on Nov 22, 2019 |
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FAUXTON posted:they should make a survivor-style show where all the contestants are engineers and computer diddlers HEY! I don't need to get picked for this! ...I mean, I was a scout, I'm not TOO worried, but still. I've got weekend plans.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:No it isn't. Elon Musk made it, which means it's a worthless piece of poo poo. I'm really not a fan of Elon Musk or Tesla but I do like the Cybertruck  That thing just needs some butterfly doors
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Kawasaki Nun posted:I'm really not a fan of Elon Musk or Tesla but I do like the Cybertruck It needs a hatch with explosive bolts that we can open ourselves!
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Puegot did it better 
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FAP
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facialimpediment posted:The Tesla Truck has been announced. Would you like to drive a truck with absolutely zero visibility? Well you're in luck!
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That Works posted:I cut off my entire maga family side in 2016. They are all super evangelicals and live in shity parts of Oklahoma so I don't miss anything about going back to visit. I have made it a habit though to send passive aggressive Christmas gifts. In the past years I've sent a framed Trump photo with the grab them by the pussy quote and last year I sent them a golden calf. I'm kind of out of ideas for this year, anyone got a good troll gift idea? A CD full of Soviet marching songs. The biography of Stalin/Putin. Russian mahorka - cigarettes (if you can get them, they are super foul). Battleship Potemkin - movie DVD.
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Ataxerxes posted:Battleship Potemkin - movie DVD. don't reward them
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Ataxerxes posted:A CD full of Soviet marching songs. I want this
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Russian nesting dolls
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Acebuckeye13 posted:Something else that has occurred to me is that if the windows are intended to be unpenetrable, then if you're ever in a situation where the door can't open and you need to get out or get someone out of the car (i.e you accidentally drove into a lake), then they're effective trapped in the car and potentially doomed to a terrible death by drowning Oh silly you, you'd be electrocuted to death long before you have to worry about drowning!
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as a person with strong opinions on trucks that looks useless and dumb I bet it doesn't even have strap down points and how do you get a backrack on so you can take ladders and stuff without scratching the paint Edit: and I bet it doesn't have a lot of ground clearance with a full load so no curb jumping and stufd probably no where to put a tool box either Hot Karl Marx fucked around with this message at 14:30 on Nov 22, 2019 |
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:I want this Something like this?: https://www.amazon.com/Soviet-Russian-Marches/dp/B000003WAW/ref=sr_1_2?keywords=soviet+marching+songs&qid=1574429491&sr=8-2 Also this might be a good troll gift. De-Putinize yourself and face to balalaikas: https://www.amazon.com/Leningrad-Co...ps%2C374&sr=8-2
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