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Steve French posted:Are you loving kidding me this thing fell out of an atari jaguar game
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I'm guessing the 'get more information/ are you interested' link on the Rivian site just exploded.
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Nov 22, 2019 06:01
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It looks like what an Aztec would give birth to if it drank heavily for the entire pregnancy.
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Nov 22, 2019 06:01
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Looks like someone's tooling budget for their new design tops out at Harbor Freight.
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Nov 22, 2019 06:02
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When you edit settings.ini to reduce the poly count further so you can get a decent frame rate
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Nov 22, 2019 06:02
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looks like a fender bender is a write-off, which is very Tesla
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Nov 22, 2019 06:07
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It looks completely ridiculous but so do other trucks. We've just been the lobster in the ever increasing water temp with those.
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Nov 22, 2019 06:20
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Steve French posted:Are you loving kidding me Ahahahahahahahhahahahah. Jesus Christ that's so much worse than I thought it would be. e: Almost no positive reactions to this thing at all. Just getting brutalized everywhere. fknlo fucked around with this message at 06:50 on Nov 22, 2019 |
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Nov 22, 2019 06:30
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Grille is bad but those wheels are 
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Nov 22, 2019 07:06
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Nov 22, 2019 07:09
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Ok ok guys, very funny. I should have seen this coming a loooong time ago but ok, I get it, we're in a simulation now ha ha cmon lets wake me up now. cybertruck are you kidding me
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Nov 22, 2019 07:22
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Holy poo poo, read her whole thread. https://twitter.com/mmmegan/status/1197749408340873216?s=20
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Nov 22, 2019 07:30
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powershift, i want to see a version of the angular tesla truck with a level belt line, a normal windshield and a normal roofline. what can you do for me
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Nov 22, 2019 08:08
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sudo rm -rf posted:powershift, i want to see a version of the angular tesla truck with a level belt line, a normal windshield and a normal roofline. That thing slammed is just taking it back to the late 60/early 70s concept wedge cars and I'm kinda into that tbh considering those are some of the coolest cars ever.
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Nov 22, 2019 08:15
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I'm so mad that there's no way the interior will be that cyberpunk. Needs amber flashing lights EVERYWHERE.
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Nov 22, 2019 08:24
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I unironically like boxy angular vehicles. I don't hate the way it looks. I'm sure it will be a complete piece of poo poo, though. And why do the back seats have like half a foot less headroom than the front? lmao
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Nov 22, 2019 10:01
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FuturePastNow posted:I unironically like boxy angular vehicles. I don't hate the way it looks. I'm sure it will be a complete piece of poo poo, though. And why do the back seats have like half a foot less headroom than the front? lmao Thats not a boxy, angular vehicle. Thats a box with an angle that also happens to be a vehicle.
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Nov 22, 2019 11:29
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This is the truck I drew when I was ten. This is the truck I built from Lego after watching too much Robocop, Airwolf and StreetHawk. This the truck our Shadowrun crew would have pulled up in for a run on a Corp. I must own one. Even if it’s poo poo, I will park one on the lawn in front of my house and reminiscence over my childhood while looking at it.
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Nov 22, 2019 13:19
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FuturePastNow posted:I unironically like boxy angular vehicles. I don't hate the way it looks. I'm sure it will be a complete piece of poo poo, though. And why do the back seats have like half a foot less headroom than the front? lmao I can't be mad at it. I appreciate that design-wise it's fuckin' weird in a late seventies cocaine bender kind of weird. It reminds me of the Stratos Zero though obviously less cool. I normally hate Tesla, I just appreciate that Musk is finally being open about all aspects of his John DeLorean worship. The stainless steel wedge, the cocaine, etc...
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Nov 22, 2019 13:23
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Hey Siri, show me what a Lamborghini truck would look like if they replaced all their designers with 4-year-olds.
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Nov 22, 2019 13:40
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Car design has gone off the deep end of angles, creases and features everywhere, this is the exact opposite. Maybe we can meet in the middle and have good looking cars again?
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Nov 22, 2019 13:42
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Nov 22, 2019 13:48
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The Cybertruck is amazing, I’d put a hundo down on it in a second if my city didn’t make large cars insanely impractical. More companies should make reasonably priced insanity that most people hate, it would be a much better world for everyone.
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Nov 22, 2019 14:22
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Steve French posted:Are you loving kidding me It's the Tesla Recoil
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Nov 22, 2019 14:58
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So, where does the presumably solar panel bed tonneau cover go? I don't see the big roll&lock box like its shape implies it needs.
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Nov 22, 2019 15:05
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The Cybertruck's windows were smashed when Musk was showing how hard it was to break them. Musk said "I guess there's room for improvement". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6UpHjJvnn0 In other news Audi released the RSQ8 a 592 HP version of the Audi Q8 SUV. 
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Nov 22, 2019 15:05
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I wouldn't mind a lowered, straight-roof wagon version of that as long as the interior was a similarly 80s version of 2020 vehicles and not actual 2020 vehicles which is nothing but a steering wheel and an ipad. I'm talking two-hand-grips steering wheel and more switches and buttons than you can shake a stick at. I want a covered toggle switch just for sending power to my usb mp3 drive.
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Nov 22, 2019 16:02
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sudo rm -rf posted:powershift, i want to see a version of the angular tesla truck with a level belt line, a normal windshield and a normal roofline. Okay, but if you're Elon Musk you have to tell me, that's the law. I don't wanna see this one the website tomorrow with "haha, this is actually the real truck"  the design is so bad, i think it would take way too much to save it.
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Nov 22, 2019 16:48
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Powershift posted:Okay, but if you're Elon Musk you have to tell me, that's the law. I don't wanna see this one the website tomorrow with "haha, this is actually the real truck" hmm, it's close. i wanna lift it and put another six inches of material between the top of the wheel arches and the beltline, like all the other trucks on the market today. sudo rm -rf fucked around with this message at 17:06 on Nov 22, 2019 |
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Nov 22, 2019 17:03
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like the more the dimensions look like a ford super-duty, the better
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Nov 22, 2019 17:06
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sudo rm -rf posted:like the more the dimensions look like a ford super-duty, the better Okay, here you go https://bollingermotors.com/bollinger-b2/ also here's this 
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Nov 22, 2019 17:13
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Mr. Apollo posted:The Cybertruck's windows were smashed when Musk was showing how hard it was to break them. Musk said "I guess there's room for improvement".  This is giving me an urge to play Space rear end in a top hat again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcUBI-YVRY8
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Nov 22, 2019 17:19
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I have decided that I love the Cybertruck. I can not think about it without giggling. In a homogenous sea of amorphous SUV blobs and cow-faced pickups it is sui generis. How many vehicles can have their windows smashed in a failed marketing stunt during their reveal and have that not be the main story? Don’t get me wrong, I don’t want to own one, but the fact that it exists makes me so much happier.
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Nov 22, 2019 17:30
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i own every Bionicle posted:I have decided that I love the Cybertruck. I can not think about it without giggling. In a homogenous sea of amorphous SUV blobs and cow-faced pickups it is sui generis. How many vehicles can have their windows smashed in a failed marketing stunt during their reveal and have that not be the main story? On the other hand, if they're not gonna have crumple zones, why not go forward control, and maximize cargo space vs. footprint.
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Nov 22, 2019 17:43
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Powershift posted:On the other hand, if they're not gonna have crumple zones, why not go forward control, and maximize cargo space vs. footprint.  
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Nov 22, 2019 17:50
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Fornax Disaster posted:This is giving me an urge to play Space rear end in a top hat again. A fun-rear end game... 
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Nov 22, 2019 17:56
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Olympic Mathlete posted:A fun-rear end game... Never seen a car like that before. Looks like a uh... Like a big cat of some kind.
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Nov 22, 2019 18:12
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Powershift posted:On the other hand, if they're not gonna have crumple zones, why not go forward control, and maximize cargo space vs. footprint. Yeah, see, this is exactly what I expected them to do. Especially after Elon saying the truck would be able to carry another truck in its bed (now clearly referring to payload) but moreover that he said it'd be a scaled down version of the Semi. This is a render I took from this article but I expected something more like this, given that it actually does look sorta like a scaled down semi and have a big-rear end cargo area. Imagine a 10 foot box with the same footprint as any other pickup on the road, or an eight or six foot box with that much shorter overall length. 
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Hahah the glass broke. I bet if they used normal-rear end auto glass it wouldn't have broken with that weaksauce lob.
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