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petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Bert Roberge posted:

I bet it smells of popcorn like a binturong.

Popcorn and burning batteries.

David Bowing "It's binturong, binturong, binturong"

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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
that Thai cave rescue is everything you need to know about Elon Musk

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





all you need to know about Gentle Duderank is that he actually thinks tunnels can be functionally-infinitely built beneath cities, that the paradox of induced demand is not a thing, and that the last-mile problem does not exist

also you should know that his family and then he himself was wealthy from blood emeralds, i guess

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





fuuuck

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A HOLOCUBE INTO THE CYBERSLOT. IT’S STUN RACE FX FOR THE SNES AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ELON MUSK.

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Hatebag posted:

In early tests the cybertrucks kept shooting themselves so this was the most cost effective solution

lol

"kill.... me....."

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Mayor Dave posted:

Ah, Musk exclaimed. You mean the apartheid emeralds?

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

Ben Nerevarine posted:

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A HOLOCUBE INTO THE CYBERSLOT. IT’S STUN RACE FX FOR THE SNES AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ELON MUSK.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

juche avocado posted:

all you need to know about Gentle Duderank is that he actually thinks tunnels can be functionally-infinitely built beneath cities, that the paradox of induced demand is not a thing, and that the last-mile problem does not exist

also you should know that his family and then he himself was wealthy from blood emeralds, i guess

obligatory


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dn6ZVpJLxs

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Hatebag posted:

In early tests the cybertrucks kept shooting themselves so this was the most cost effective solution

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

ASenileAnimal posted:

replace car with prettymuch anything else and its the same
wages: $3,000
taxes: -$500
rent: -$1500
health care: -$600
food/consumables: -$300
debt servicing: -$2,000

car: -$22,000

wait, am i the bad person killing the auto industry...??

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Half of Americans have less than US$1,000 in savings.

This lack of financial security has implications for how Americans access medical care. A study found that costs have kept 64% of Americans from seeking medical care. Millions of Americans are skipping their medications for the same reason.

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


DryGoods posted:

that Thai cave rescue is everything you need to know about Elon Musk

That's good and also how he didnt want safety markings in his factories because he doesn't like the color yellow or what the gently caress ever

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


deathbysnusnu posted:

If social media didn’t exist musk would be doing some amazing work but give any middle age white guy a genius savior complex and these are the results.

It's pretty great seeing billionaires meltdown in real time though, like Zuck thinking he is Augustus Caesar reborn. Did Bezos ever lose half his fortune in his divorce? That one should be pretty hilarious. Even better if she gets half his shares in Amazon and it winds up in a hostile takeover situation.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

NofrikinfuN posted:

It's pretty great seeing billionaires meltdown in real time though, like Zuck thinking he is Augustus Caesar reborn. Did Bezos ever lose half his fortune in his divorce? That one should be pretty hilarious. Even better if she gets half his shares in Amazon and it winds up in a hostile takeover situation.

We were denied hilarity because they had a clean break

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Why not just make a car out of Kevlar?

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Monkey Fracas posted:

why does the truck need to be bulletproof
imagine what you'd want to do if you saw it driving down the road

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Bethamphetamine posted:

Half of Americans have less than US$1,000 in savings.

This lack of financial security has implications for how Americans access medical care. A study found that costs have kept 64% of Americans from seeking medical care. Millions of Americans are skipping their medications for the same reason.

Sounds like a problem that solves itself, America.

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

NofrikinfuN posted:

It's pretty great seeing billionaires meltdown in real time though, like Zuck thinking he is Augustus Caesar reborn. Did Bezos ever lose half his fortune in his divorce? That one should be pretty hilarious. Even better if she gets half his shares in Amazon and it winds up in a hostile takeover situation.

Everybody wants those empty quotes, and the see the haters driven before them

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





i truly cannot decide if it's worse if:

he is actually so stupid that he thinks his magical tunnel vision (:grin:) is 1) a good idea 2) that will work

he's pretending so that he gets attention because his companies are kept afloat by investment that is — some directly, some indirectly — tied to how useful he is as an attention-magnet

same general theme for trumblo

augias
Apr 7, 2009


Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
Can billionaires buy divorce insurance?

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Iron Crowned posted:

Why not just make a car out of Kevlar?

already been done

https://www.dupont.com/products-and-services/fabrics-fibers-nonwovens/fibers/brands/kevlar/products/vehicle-armor-kevlar.html

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

:yooge: TREASON!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Ben Nerevarine posted:

Can billionaires buy divorce insurance?

is that what they're calling hitmen now

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


Lawman 0 posted:

We were denied hilarity because they had a clean break

boo

she was married to him pre amazon, she could have taken him for half of literally everything

he even got caught cheating

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Elon musk: cybercuck

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Ben Nerevarine posted:

Can billionaires buy divorce insurance?

yeah it's called a pre-nuptial agreement

e: this too

Al! posted:

is that what they're calling hitmen now

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Ben Nerevarine posted:

Can billionaires buy divorce insurance?

Not ordinarily but a prenup is like taking out an "insurance policy" on your loved one, IYKWIM

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
If elons ideas are so unrealistic then how come he's rich and making badass poo poo like the retrowave truck and sweet flamethrower and dating the Obama era zeitgeist elf

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Al! posted:

is that what they're calling hitmen now
no women no kids

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

NofrikinfuN posted:

boo

she was married to him pre amazon, she could have taken him for half of literally everything

he even got caught cheating
she should have too, he's a piece of poo poo

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

NofrikinfuN posted:

It's pretty great seeing billionaires meltdown in real time though, like Zuck thinking he is Augustus Caesar reborn. Did Bezos ever lose half his fortune in his divorce? That one should be pretty hilarious. Even better if she gets half his shares in Amazon and it winds up in a hostile takeover situation.

trunmo agrees

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/369439265446309888?s=20

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Hater: Oh no please sir please don't make the future loving epic

elon: no

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




King Trp v mad at the lack of photographic worshipping

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





NofrikinfuN posted:

boo

she was married to him pre amazon, she could have taken him for half of literally everything

he even got caught cheating

she is now among the wealthiest women on the planet — if not the wealthiest

she did, in fact, get nearly half (or will, idk if this poo poo is done yet)

From Victim to Villain: the MacKenzie Bezos Story

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

If elons ideas are so unrealistic then how come he's rich and making badass poo poo like the retrowave truck and sweet flamethrower and dating the Obama era zeitgeist elf



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ41JGJGxYs

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

welp, rip yovanovitch, not being an angel is a capital crime in america

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

Behind you! A three headed monkey!

College Slice

I bet Steve’s pissed

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Der Meister
May 12, 2001

Scooter_McCabe posted:

Even if the president got his way the navy still has a 1000 ways to gently caress him over, including reassigning him somewhere remote and pointless.

he’ll make him chairman of the joint chiefs

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