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Sagebrush posted:I once farted during the rollout while landing a plane. Get on my level. = V-rotation speed minus 1 knot ?
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quote:I’m a normal guy and one thing I pride myself on is my logical nature. I’m not swayed by scams or any bullshit like that. Anyway a few weeks ago a few friends wanted to go to this ghost hunting tour thing. I agreed because I thought it would be fun and I could (after it ended) debunk everything for them. Ghosts are creepy but at the end of the day all they can really do is momentarily block you from getting to the bathroom quote:Doing the usual scroll down a porn site's front page, a very prominent face in one of the thumbnails caught my eye. It was one of my friends. The idea that porn stars are Real People rather than fantasy constructs can be kind of jarring and this seems like a particularly too-real way of coming to the realization
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Nov 22, 2019 13:37
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The toilet blocker ghost
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I like the idea of a ghost who decided to take things to the next level. Flickering lights and responding to ouija boards is amateur hour. I’m gonna spend my afterlife messing with people who need to take a dump.
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Ehud posted:I like the idea of a ghost who decided to take things to the next level. Flickering lights and responding to ouija boards is amateur hour. Or really really helping them along.
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Nov 22, 2019 14:07
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That ghost sure did give you a bowel boovement! Thank you, thank you! I'll take my compliments off the air!
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Ghost guy, you mentioned that you were going on this ghost hunting expedition with your friend so that you could debunk everything afterwards. From now on, don't be that guy.
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Many of my favorite porn stars on twitter have stories of being doxxed or attempted blackmail by people they went to High School and college with. The only ones I know of who really suffered were Mia Khalifa (disowned by her Lebanese family, can’t go back to Lebanon) and Karma Rx (her brothers can’t go on any social media platforms because people just constantly spam GIFs of their baby sister doing hardcore porn). Yesterday I saw this woman who does nudes in Onlyfans and was like “someone texted my onlyfans site to my dad and then my dad tweeted out pictures of himself taking nudes in the mirror with the caption ‘apple -> tree’ like lol my parents love and support me, please don’t send him my nudes you perverts” and the thread was full of actresses and dancers and models with similar stories. You just have to level and be like “if you really love me promise to never ever google me or this fake name I use.” I also used to cam a lot for alternative webcam sites (I have lots of tattoos and piercings in weird places so I had a pretty dedicated fanbase) and you can set it so people from whatever state you want can’t find you in the search engines. I always blocked the state I was from and the states I had lived in.
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loquacius posted:
People who say and do things like this are the loving worst. How do you even have 8 friends?
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I always wanted to go ghost hunting, but I'm not scared of ghosts or the dark or being alone or the cold so I think it would be lost on me. I could see getting a kick out of it just because it's fun to go and see spooky looking places and learn about their history and stuff though.
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Bust Rodd posted:Yesterday I saw this woman who does nudes in Onlyfans and was like “someone texted my onlyfans site to my dad and then my dad tweeted out pictures of himself taking nudes in the mirror with the caption ‘apple -> tree’ like lol my parents love and support me, please don’t send him my nudes you perverts” wanna meet that dad
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Solice Kirsk posted:I always wanted to go ghost hunting, but I'm not scared of ghosts or the dark or being alone or the cold so I think it would be lost on me. I could see getting a kick out of it just because it's fun to go and see spooky looking places and learn about their history and stuff though.
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Bust Rodd posted:Yesterday I saw this woman who does nudes in Onlyfans and was like “someone texted my onlyfans site to my dad and then my dad tweeted out pictures of himself taking nudes in the mirror with the caption ‘apple -> tree’ like lol my parents love and support me, please don’t send him my nudes you perverts”
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lmfao typical goon has to poo poo in the middle of the night Maybe eat something other than pizza once in a while ghost hunter
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quote:My girlfriend is bisexual. There's this girl she seems interested in. And she's real pretty. Traditionally the biggest stumbling block is actually the third party but I hope your inevitable tragic downfall is delayed until you get a couple sweet orgies out of it quote:Ever since I got Friday the 13th: The Game, any time I get picked as Jason something in me changes. Griefing is a SA tradition
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Three ways and orgies aren't as fun as you think they are. Done both a few times each and I find being with one person at a time and just doing everything to make both of you feel as good as possible is the best.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Three ways and orgies aren't as fun as you think they are. Done both a few times each and I find being with one person at a time and just doing everything to make both of you feel as good as possible is the best. Have you tried one without the other 2 people being dudes?
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Really the best kind of sexual encounter to have is a onesome
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loquacius posted:Really the best kind of sexual encounter to have is a onesome Then your sexual performance is guaranteed to only disappoint one person!
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I had a threesome with two girls when I was 21 and it was amazing. I've had three others since with one dude one girl and it was okay but not amazing. I would do either again in a heartbeat.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Three ways and orgies aren't as fun as you think they are. Done both a few times each and I find being with one person at a time and just doing everything to make both of you feel as good as possible is the best. Nothing after the first one is as big a deal as the first one, and to many people the first one is a big deal. Good luck, use protection, and do your best to make it about them and not you.
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Huh. Even when I’m with my wife it feels like a solo effort. Take my wife please!
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LingcodKilla posted:Huh. Even when I’m with my wife it feels like a solo effort. Same. (With your wife).
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Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:I had a threesome with two girls when I was 21 and it was amazing. I've had three others since with one dude one girl and it was okay but not amazing. I would do either again in a heartbeat. good for you big man. we are all proud of you 
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HerStuddMuffin posted:I always wanted to do urbex for this reason, but I’m too chickeshit to actually do it. I’d be scared of getting arrested for trespassing or falling through a rotten floor. Speaking as someone who's done this for awhile, it's a lot of fun and you'll see stuff that very few other people have ever seen. Just be careful, take a flashlight and backup light and test out any shaky floors before stepping on them. Also, if you have a DSLR or even an old film camera that looks professional it works great as a credibility prop. Folks tend to be more tolerant of trespassers who are just there to "take cool pictures". Don't forget to tell someone where you're going and when you plan on coming back. That way, if you don't check in someone can send help. If you find a cool spot, don't tell the internet about it or some rear end in a top hat will vandalize the place and it'll be closed within a week. In all my time doing this, I've only been arrested(detained really) once. I was checking out an abandoned coal mine in the remote parts of central California and the rancher who owned the land freaked out and called the Dept of Fish and Wildlife on me thinking I was a poacher. The Fish and Wildlife dudes were cool about it, and I was never charged with anything. Most everyone else that I've ran into has been cool with it. Typically, in cities and more populated areas you'll just run into homeless people and the occasional graffiti artist. .....however, you will never never never ever see a ghost. Maybe a bum jacking off, but no ghosts.
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Rad-daddio posted:Most everyone else that I've ran into has been cool with it. Typically, in cities and more populated areas you'll just run into homeless people and the occasional graffiti artist. So.....the milky goo I have in this Mason jar isn't ectoplasm? Huh.
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Mad Hamish posted:So.....the milky goo I have in this Mason jar isn't ectoplasm? If you got slimed, I got bad news for you.
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Rad-daddio posted:Speaking as someone who's done this for awhile, it's a lot of fun and you'll see stuff that very few other people have ever seen. Just be careful, take a flashlight and backup light and test out any shaky floors before stepping on them. Also, if you have a DSLR or even an old film camera that looks professional it works great as a credibility prop. Folks tend to be more tolerant of trespassers who are just there to "take cool pictures". Don't forget to tell someone where you're going and when you plan on coming back. That way, if you don't check in someone can send help. If you find a cool spot, don't tell the internet about it or some rear end in a top hat will vandalize the place and it'll be closed within a week.
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y'know what I should do, in the spirit of the holidays, is post some contentquote:We've been together a while. I've always been into sensual BDSM as a sub and my wife is willing to indulge me every so often. I mean, on the one hand, if you've set a precedent that BDSM is an element in your sex life it's fairly reasonable to suggest giving flipping it around a try but on the other hand if she ISN'T into it that's her business and I don't think you should cheat on her over it. You'll always have the porn. My suggestion: maybe tend more toward "sensual" than "rough" in your suggestion quote:I pull out nose hairs and roll them between my fingers. I'm not sure when this became a thing but I noticed that it's a lot easier when my nails are short. By the time my nails are long and need to be cut there is a fresh crop ready to be pulled. You know they make fidget toys, right I have a whole bunch of little magnet dealies at my desk personally
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Bro if you have to lie to your wife and pretend to have just been thinking about when you’re ACTUALLY setting up little accidents to try and seed the idea in her head like a Sex Inception... well the good news is you’ve already got the mental components of Doming down because that’s deeply manipulative. Try this: if you love your wife, sit down with her and be like “this is a thing I am into, I recognize and respect that you aren’t into it. Could we maybe dip our toes into this together so I can see what’s going on here and then we can talk about it?” Pro-tip, married guy: women don’t want to be tricked into sex like it’s the fuckin’ Revenge of the Nerds, Jesus Christ
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I used to think nose hairs sucked cos they seemed like just another sign of getting old but now if I pull one that's impossibly long I'm like hell yeah and feel compelled to show people
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You already know she's not into it, so your plan is to pressure her for it and then cheat on her. You sound like a great person in a great relationship
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loquacius posted:y'know what I should do, in the spirit of the holidays, is post some content Re hair, I pull out and play with eyebrows and sometimes beard hair. I like putting them between my teeth.
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Seriously imagine the flipside: You’re lying in bed with your wife and it’s her turn to pick something out and WHOOPS it’s fervent cuckoldry! Just some lady (who looks like your wife) getting double teamed by giant handsome shredded dudes while a guy (who looks like you) sits in the corner with all his clothes on looking forlorned. This bums you out and she turns it off... and then 3 days later she is “you know I just can’t stop thinking about watching that lady get drilled by those two dudes whilst husband...er uh boyfriend whatever just watches. I know it’s crazy and hosed up but like... you know what if...” Would you do that for your wife? Would you sacrifice your own comfort for her to live out your fantasy? Honesty not judging, just think it’s an important consideration
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I didn't read that as him trying to trick her into it or anything, he said it was an accident  He's allowed to ask for stuff he wants to try, and she's allowed to say no, those are the important parts agreed that he shouldn't cheat though, this is the dumbest most immature reason to cheat I can think of really
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loquacius posted:I didn't read that as him trying to trick her into it or anything, he said it was an accident This reads pretty strongly as the porn video equivalent of “oops, it slipped”: quote:I thought I had some sensual couples stuff cued up, but I must have misclicked because it was some "rough" maledom play. She was pretty quickly turned off by it, I apologized, and suggested we skip porn for the night and I give her a back rub instead.
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He literally says “Here’s the thing though... I knew what I was playing.” Like he admits to it, full stop, in the first sentence of the second paragraph.
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loquacius posted:well then yeah I didn't see that part You're fired.
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I read it as he hadn't intended to play it for her but the had that stuff in his queue because he's been interested in it recently, not that he was trying to trick her into watching it to gauge her reaction. It's a question of how to interpret "I knew what I was playing": he played it on purpose or he was familiar with the content despite playing it actually being accidental.
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