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Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
lol think about how much $3000 would make your immediate life easier

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Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf
For sale: victory confetti, never dropped

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "

Krazyface posted:

For sale: victory confetti, never dropped

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

mooyashi posted:

$3000 worth of unused "shattered glass ceiling" confetti

knowing the brain geniuses in the hillary campaign it was probably actual shattered glass

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
ITT I'm lolling at the fact that Robbie Mook and Jim Messina still have careers

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


MikeCrotch posted:

ITT I'm lolling at the fact that Robbie Mook and Jim Messina still have careers

Now I'm lolling that Messina worked for Theresa May for the elections that lost the Tories their parliamentary majority

Algund Eenboom
May 4, 2014

The Peoples Temple in Jonestown had a basketball team, who escaped the mass suicide because they were playing against the Guyanese national team at the time. Jim Jones grandson became a highly touted basketball prospect

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

cool dance moves posted:

Now I'm lolling that Messina worked for Theresa May for the elections that lost the Tories their parliamentary majority

lmao for real?

God I should have gone into political consulting...what a racket.

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

i hope i can look back and marvel at the level we were all being gaslit, rather than this just continuing at this level forever

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

cool dance moves posted:

Now I'm lolling that Messina worked for Theresa May for the elections that lost the Tories their parliamentary majority

so you're saying he's redeeming himself?

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
Ted Cruz got caught looking at porno on the computer, heh

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
it's not that funny without a lot of local context but if you know you know: luke ravenstahl

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Azathoth posted:

She repeatedly tested the waters on trying again in 2020 (mostly via surrogates floating poo poo on cable news and the occasional poll), and I have zero doubt that everyone involved that night expected that to happen.

It was only after repeatedly getting shut down super hard by drat near everyone that she stopped trying so often. I figure we'll hear it again soon, now that Biden seems to be in serious trouble.



Shes launched more trial balloons in the past couple weeks though to the point where its an open secret she wants to run. Too bad nobody will take her aside from the dead-enders, and shes missed too many primary deadlines to complete well in major parts of the country

Feldegast42 has issued a correction as of 17:19 on Nov 22, 2019

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
That time Rich Lowry kept calling Democrats wimps, so Al Franken publicly challenged him to a fist fight in a garage, and he backpedaled so fast he left behind two flaming trails of what used to be his dignity. He wrote rambling columns about how much he wants to punch Franken is his stupid face, but he's just too rational and cool and good to do it even though he'd totally kick Franken's rear end.

To this day, he covers Franken like it's his full-time beat. He constantly references the incident. "Why doesn't Franken offer to fight [x] if he's so concerned about [y]?" It's a tour de force of butthurt, lol. It's been twenty years.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
between wanting to run for president again and calling gabbard a Russian asset it should be obvious that hrc is uh not of sound mind

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Ted Cruz got caught looking at porno on the computer, heh

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slgt skal flge slgters gang



bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Ted Cruz got caught looking at porno on the computer, heh

never mention this without also mentioning that it was incest-themed

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


lol. wonder what dean was up to at 11:45pm on that night

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Spergin Morlock posted:

lol. wonder what dean was up to at 11:45pm on that night

69 Down Over ABQ

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Spergin Morlock posted:

lol. wonder what dean was up to at 11:45pm on that night

I can't find it but there's a Dean Norris rant out there about how hard he worked to get into Harvard and his utter contempt is for legacy students

he's a cool guy

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Spergin Morlock posted:

lol. wonder what dean was up to at 11:45pm on that night

Jesus Christ Morlock they're called minerals

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Feldegast42 posted:

Jesus Christ Morlock they're called minerals

it was definitely something hard thats all i know

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

How do you know what a gif is but not know a better way to find porn? I feel like he was looking for something to paste in a chat


sexy gif
sexy gif with sound
sexy gif with sound longer than 30 seconds

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slgt skal flge slgters gang



taqueso posted:

How do you know what a gif is but not know a better way to find porn? I feel like he was looking for something to paste in a chat


sexy gif
sexy gif with sound
sexy gif with sound longer than 30 seconds

maybe he was going to google some sex gifs but hit tab once too many/few? :shrug:

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Krankenstyle posted:

maybe he was going to google some sex gifs but hit tab once too many/few? :shrug:

i was thinking he was drunk and accidentally typed it into the 'post tweet' box instead of the search box in his browser

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
Arnold Schwarzenegger being a nazi sympathizer who was essentially metooed during his gubernatorial campaign yet nonetheless winning.

And later styling himself as a Republican Never Trumper.

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
Hey Mike Flynn, I know its 3am, but is a strong dollar good?

Clowner
Dec 13, 2006

Further in

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

well they do say the n word a lot, albeit with a soft r and weird inflection

A little late but I appreciate this joke :)

One of the daily absurdities of living in the sinosphere

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slgt skal flge slgters gang



Spergin Morlock posted:

i was thinking he was drunk and accidentally typed it into the 'post tweet' box instead of the search box in his browser

yeah same thing

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Krankenstyle posted:

never mention this without also mentioning that it was incest-themed

I forgot lol

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


Clowner posted:

A little late but I appreciate this joke :)

One of the daily absurdities of living in the sinosphere

I feel really dumb that I just got this

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
trump said asbestos caused 9/11

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

paul_soccer10 posted:

trump said asbestos caused 9/11

I thought he said abestos would have prevented 9/11

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
oh ya thats what i meant

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013



Wait wtf is this real? "Yes we flipped the y axis upside down to make it look like firearm deaths went down. so what?"

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

TeenageArchipelago posted:

Wait wtf is this real? "Yes we flipped the y axis upside down to make it look like firearm deaths went down. so what?"

The lady behind it tried to explain she likes to do show deaths as inverted so yeah she's kind of dumb.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Thompsons posted:

I don't think it even did that, I'm pretty sure it was just encouraging young people to register and vote anyway because if you're doing a major media campaign like that in 2004 it was still verboten to go against Bush

Hopkins FBI posted:

Michael Moore getting booed at the Oscars for saying the Iraq War was bad.

Lmao. This is the liberal media

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Tunicate
May 15, 2012

TeenageArchipelago posted:

Wait wtf is this real? "Yes we flipped the y axis upside down to make it look like firearm deaths went down. so what?"

think of trying to make this chart


but you're an idiot

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