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Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

lol make coffee.

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tuo
Jun 17, 2016

This is a joke right?

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

The voices are borken.

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
this is just all so bad. jesus christ.

no_recall
Aug 17, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
Wow this is cringeworthy.

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

:lol: it worked right before you all got in here ;)

no_recall
Aug 17, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
The avatar is crosseyed.

Pixelate
Jan 6, 2018

"You win by having fun"
'You WILL have to eat, you WILL have to drink. To survive.'

But you will have your jackets physically displayed in cupboards. And the coffee machine seems to works. So there's that.

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

People paid money to attend this, correct?

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
jesus everything looks so dated now, especially the character models

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

TheAgent posted:

jesus everything looks so dated now, especially the character models

Just wanted to post that...Elite looks better nowadays than this...

Pixelate
Jan 6, 2018

"You win by having fun"
"We had this going before, I don't know what's happening"

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

"Kill the right screen" :lol:

Imagine Chris directing a movie :lol:

kilus aof
Mar 24, 2001
What happened here? It looks like they failed to add lighting to the other player.

https://clips.twitch.tv/PlacidObeseCucumberYee

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

Seriously, I said Jedi: Fallen Order looks PS3-ish, but Star Citizen is backpaddling so fast on graphics quality it will soon arrive at PS3

e: holy poo poo that expression on Chris' face

ee: this is so loving boring...also this "amazing" snow planet in the year when Death Stranding was released...

tuo fucked around with this message at 14:21 on Nov 23, 2019

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

TheAgent posted:

jesus everything looks so dated now, especially the character models

the animations on them are so fuckin' jank, it's ridiculous

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

V4!!!!!

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
OH MY GOD SYSTEMIC HUMIDITY

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

humidity. Christ.

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

I'm the awful popin

e: someone send Chris a youtube vid of the new Microsoft Flight Simulator, his head will explode

ee: PINE TREES

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm the person digging out my TrackIR baseball cap

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

tuo posted:

I'm the awful popin

e: someone send Chris a youtube vid of the new Microsoft Flight Simulator, his head will explode

Im the pine trees.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

star citizen has once again silenced the haters

BeigeJacket
Jul 21, 2005

oh its another blade runner style metropolis in the middle of an arctic tundra. that makes sense.

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

Solarin posted:

star citizen has once again silenced the haters

I assume america-goons are deeply asleep already....this is so loving boring...

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

happyhippy posted:

Im the pine trees.

I'm the flickering pine tree shadows.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

tuo posted:

I assume america-goons are deeply asleep already....this is so loving boring...

I just woke up for it!

Pixelate
Jan 6, 2018

"You win by having fun"
Is the humidity bling interfering with the flight model? drat thing was sliding around like a dead duck on ice half way down.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Its like the intro of one of those Anno civilization games.
The actual game play will kick in on 5....

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

What's the chance of having some kind of "All Terrain Armored Transport" in there soon? They could call it AT-AT

holy poo poo the blurry textures

e: 30 mins of basically nothing...

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Ohhhh TWICE the capacity of existing spaceports.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

tuo posted:

What's the chance of having some kind of "All Terrain Armored Transport" in there soon? They could call it AT-AT

Mechs have been in the pipeline for years

Pixelate
Jan 6, 2018

"You win by having fun"
That just looked bizarre. Big shiny citadel-scapes with snowy hats on.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

lol, they had to redo everything. The amount of money wasted is astounding.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Did you catch Chris there?

"We redid the planets and moons in 2 months..........which we did in 2 years 2 months"

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Colostomy Bag posted:

lol, they had to redo everything. The amount of money wasted is astounding.

the singularity of star citizen "redos" is rapidly approaching

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Oh, there's hyperloop.

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

Watch how slowly they move to prevent pop-in, and it's still visible

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Jeez I'm gonna have to trust you guys to record and share the most interesting parts because this is like watching loving paint dry.

As a side note, as someone who's done many presentations with an overbearing boss who cares way too much about little details that the audience would never notice and ruins the presentation to try to fix them ("player 3 on screen 3. Kill screen 3.") I know exactly what those employees are going through. It's torture.

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kilus aof
Mar 24, 2001
One the things that is really missing from games I play are huge and pointless travel sections just so I can start part one of a Fallout 4 style radiant quest.

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