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TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
oh shut up baron

"best gameplay since...the hangar was released" hahahhaahahhaa

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trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Sean you're breathtaking

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY

jarlywarly posted:

They remade Crysis Wars?

I guess they knew it was already possible in Cryengine.

echothreealpha
Nov 22, 2019

Good luck Bootcha!

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY
"So much of this exists already"

Virtual Captain
Feb 20, 2017

Archive Priest of the Stimperial Order

Star Citizen Good, in all things forevermore. Amen.
:pray:
'omg it's so much easier making this 40 man map than our fake mmo!'

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer

lol is this a bad angle or is the place basically empty?

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Virtual Captain posted:

'omg it's so much easier making this 40 man map than our fake mmo!'

Nail on the head. "We can't make an MMO, but cloning battlefield is EEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZ"

BumbleOne
Jul 1, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

whaaaaa how cool is that!
star citizen is like a live thriller sometimes

Sanya Juutilainen
Jun 19, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

8 people vs 25+ empty chairs. And this is the front, I imagine.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Aim assist?!? That's for loving casuals! REFUND REFUND REFUND REFUND

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY
Why is networking a reason for aim assist in a PC game?

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
oh yeah. because those network engineers need to be doing this 20v20 mode instead of working on the 5,000 player battles promised in the PU

kilus aof
Mar 24, 2001
Lets see how popular this new mode is on Reddit:

https://old.reddit.com/search?q=Theaters+of+War&sort=relevance&t=hour

Oh.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





"It got fixed for the keynote, but I couldn't get a fix"

Ah yeah CitizenCon, that's the stuf

Clocks
Oct 2, 2007



I haven't been watching but I've been reading the thread reactions and someone made a very salient point - like, indies have more to present than these assholes.

Also, while I'm here, I'd love to recommend the game Noita. I think it's technically early access on steam. It's a roguelike platformer thing with physics-based pixels where you run around with wands blowing stuff up (including yourself). I'm terrible at both roguelikes and platformers but it's surprisingly addicting and great for "just one more...". I haven't even beaten it yet but I've enjoyed dying a couple hundred times.

Anyway, Star Citizen is a loving disgrace.

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

Thom12255 posted:

Why is networking a reason for aim assist in a PC game?
literally can't say "for consoles"

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer
are these 8 guys like seriously the entire audience?

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

PU sucks, you heard it from Sean.

Sanya Juutilainen
Jun 19, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Clocks posted:

I haven't been watching but I've been reading the thread reactions and someone made a very salient point - like, indies have more to present than these assholes.

Also, while I'm here, I'd love to recommend the game Noita. I think it's technically early access on steam. It's a roguelike platformer thing with physics-based pixels where you run around with wands blowing stuff up (including yourself). I'm terrible at both roguelikes and platformers but it's surprisingly addicting and great for "just one more...". I haven't even beaten it yet but I've enjoyed dying a couple hundred times.

Anyway, Star Citizen is a loving disgrace.

Watched Noita gameplay and kinda undecided yet. That said, I am lacking one last achievement in Dead Cells and am playing the highest difficulty, trying to complete my outfit / equipment collection. That game rocks balls and its devs are great (even though they are French, honhonhon).

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

An hour-long break.

Have one hour of alien languages on stream though!

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

What the hell is this horseshit?

Megalobster
Aug 31, 2018
Aren't you guys hyped for Xeno linguistics?

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

A xenu linguist.

OMG, A FONT!

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer

Colostomy Bag posted:

What the hell is this horseshit?

250 million dollars and 7 years of delays

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY
Are there even any aliens in the game yet?

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

According to the schedule this should be prison talk.

Sanya Juutilainen
Jun 19, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The schedule listed "Locked up" presentation for livestream, supposedly of prisons. What happened, Chris?

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer

Colostomy Bag posted:

According to the schedule this should be prison talk.

well i feel like im in a prison

BumbleOne
Jul 1, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Erenthal posted:

are these 8 guys like seriously the entire audience?

you know star citizen has this amazing 10 to 1 npc ratio.
maybe for each human on a seat, there are 9 seats for npcs

but they failed to show up

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
$300 million to make a 2005 Team Deathmatch game.

Sanya Juutilainen
Jun 19, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Erenthal posted:

well i feel like im in a prison

Don't we all :carol:

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

I can't believe they're still doing the alien language thing.

Dwesa
Jul 19, 2016

Maybe I'll go where I can see stars
Just in time for some fake Chinese

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Colostomy Bag posted:

According to the schedule this should be prison talk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaoQm0gPKPw

It's probably best they're not showing it tbh

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

A second alien language!

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Hot drat, Banu language.

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
tony z is going to have a tools talk in an hour and a half. this is citcon 2949. lol

so I guess the reveal tonight will be SQ42 characters in the PU or whatever, because they will finally fight a vandul carrier or whatever

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Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer
i mean i'm happy for the xian guy, he can't believe his luck that some stupid turtlenecked fucker is paying him cash money to fart around and do what he loves by creating fictional languages

more power to him

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