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Elderbean
Jun 10, 2013


Colostomy Space Man is killing me.

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Scruffpuff
Dec 23, 2015

Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?

G0RF posted:

Most of these guys seem like nice folks and it’s sad they couldn’t find a better cause than to trust Chris Roberts with their money and their hopes.

I get it at year 3. I don’t get it at year 8. But I’m sad for some of them all the same.

It's like you can feel through the ether that these people are missing something. Something core. I'd like to sit down with one and talk about anything other than Star Citizen. Tell me how you're feeling. How has life been. It would be interesting and a probably severely painful experience, but I still sort of want to do it.

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Jared is so incredibly unlikable, like, every single thing he says sucks

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY

Scruffpuff posted:

It's like you can feel through the ether that these people are missing something. Something core. I'd like to sit down with one and talk about anything other than Star Citizen. Tell me how you're feeling. How has life been. It would be interesting and a probably severely painful experience, but I still sort of want to do it.

Why does anyone cosplay anyway

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Elderbean posted:

Colostomy Space Man is killing me.

I'm honored to have helped his cause.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Scruffpuff
Dec 23, 2015

Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?

Elderbean posted:

Colostomy Space Man is killing me.

What's getting me is the fog on the inside of the ziploc bag, it's like watching every single after-school special in the 80s explaining why you should never do that. Except in the specials all that could happen to you was you'd die. If they'd shown this instead, I bet a lot more kids would have straightened out their poo poo.

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY
yay baghead

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Bagman third!

Mongolian Queef
May 6, 2004

What did they win? More pixels?

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015






Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

SelenicMartian posted:

Bagman third!



That's my boy right there! :toot:

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Mongolian Queef posted:

What did they win? More pixels?

As if! They don't have the budget for such extravagant prices. Just the applause.

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018

SelenicMartian posted:

Bagman third!



Bagman will live forever as the poster child of this dumpster fire.

BumbleOne
Jul 1, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Colostomy Bag posted:

That's my boy right there! :toot:

this cannot be real

nawledgelambo
Nov 8, 2016

Immersion chariot

trucutru posted:

Jared is so incredibly unlikable, like, every single thing he says sucks

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

He wrote the stimpire.txt after wearing that bag for some time

AbstractNapper
Jun 5, 2011

I can help

colonelwest posted:

Bagman will live forever as the poster child of this dumpster fire.

Yeah, sounds about right.

Beluga Snail
Jul 26, 2013

Question for those who were up early enough to watch the opening - was the 6-8 months quote from Sean for how long until the not-BF/PS2/whatever mode is released, or how long they've been working on it?

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

More talks!

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Beluga Snail posted:

Question for those who were up early enough to watch the opening - was the 6-8 months quote from Sean for how long until the not-BF/PS2/whatever mode is released, or how long they've been working on it?

I wasn't really paying attention but I think it's until it's released

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
I took it as him saying they'd been working on it that long cause he was talking about how hopefully players noticed FPS improvements over that time in the PU.

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
ok, bullshitter-2 is on stage, this should be good.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Beet Wagon posted:

I wasn't really paying attention but I think it's until it's released

No, working on it...he said evocati release early next year.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Has Chris been seen yet or is he in the green room staring at the mirror getting himself hyped to sell some JPEGs?

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
lol tony. oh tony.

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
this is literally the og UO lol

Star
Jul 15, 2005

Guerilla war struggle is a new entertainment.
Fallen Rib
I’m not sure if I am missing something but the star citizen Reddit seems so uninterested in the event. The citizencon thread has like 150 replies.

Awesome!
Oct 17, 2008

Ready for adventure!


only 21k viewers for this on twitch right now. thats not great.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

He is so full of poo poo. Is he reading out of some text book?

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Popete posted:

Has Chris been seen yet or is he in the green room staring at the mirror getting himself hyped to sell some JPEGs?

The mirror is lying on a table.

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
the pure embodiment of "show don't tell" right now

goddamn

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
HOW THE gently caress DID CIG MANAGE TO HIT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY 100 BINGO CARD SQUARES?!

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

Star posted:

I’m not sure if I am missing something but the star citizen Reddit seems so uninterested in the event. The citizencon thread has like 150 replies.
its been completely boring and nothing new besides the 20v20 has been announced

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

Will he do this for 40 minutes? I never watched anything by him...

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Star posted:

I’m not sure if I am missing something but the star citizen Reddit seems so uninterested in the event. The citizencon thread has like 150 replies.

They are at the event. No, seriously, they main poster are there and they drive 95% of the activity in that sub

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Like I imagine Chris wrote 3 different keynotes each one progressively promising more insane poo poo and he'll deliver whichever one is needed depending on how poorly the convention is going. He's definitely gonna go all out and promise player controlled star systems.

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I've just noticed they haven't sold/pumped/fellated a ship yet? what.the.gently caress?

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

trucutru posted:

I've just noticed they haven't sold/pumped/fellated a ship yet? what.the.gently caress?
they did. opening was all about showing off the carrack

thats been delayed to feb of next year and probably later

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
This is all just so boring, I wanted insane promises and more ship commercials. It feels like CIG Is already over this game and wants to move on.

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