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Actual result a) 14 Pirates are attacking a freighter full of space bear asses, go protect the freighter (and maybe steal the asses yourself) Actual result b) 11 Pirates are attacking a freighter full of space weed, go protect the freighter (and maybe steal the weed yourself)
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# ? Nov 23, 2019 20:37 |
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someone just needs to post the pirates gif from the game right now that fly in circles and don't attack anything
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# ? Nov 23, 2019 20:38 |
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:It’s hilarious reading the ResetEra thread which is just so positive about this whole poo poo show. It’s like peering into some alternate dimension. Its like 10 people, our thread is significantly more active
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# ? Nov 23, 2019 20:39 |
Why do you need to go through half an hour of exposition on why this way of doing mission is bad? Just explain what it is you want to do and why that is good.
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# ? Nov 23, 2019 20:39 |
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I’m the bag man cosplay
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# ? Nov 23, 2019 20:39 |
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The whole point of this talk is to make this extremely basic bullshit seem to be more complicated and resource intensive in order to delay any sort of implementation for as long as possible. Popete posted:Why do you need to go through half an hour of exposition on why this way of doing mission is bad? Just explain what it is you want to do and why that is good. see above
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# ? Nov 23, 2019 20:40 |
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Amazing how lovely Tony zzzzz delivery is. Just mind boggling how poorly a professional can present. Reading notes, roboticaly talking, death by powerpoint. Jesus christ it is as if they have fully given up and dont give a poo poo.
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# ? Nov 23, 2019 20:40 |
trucutru posted:The whole point of this talk is to make this extremely basic bullshit seem to be more complicated and resource intensive in order to delay any sort of implementation for as long as possible. Star Citizens whole MO really.
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# ? Nov 23, 2019 20:41 |
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MedicineHut posted:Amazing how lovely Tony zzzzz delivery is. Just mind boggling how poorly a professional can present. Reading notes, roboticaly talking, death by powerpoint. Jesus christ it is as if they have fully given up and dont give a poo poo. Average Uni lecturer.
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# ? Nov 23, 2019 20:41 |
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And doors.
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# ? Nov 23, 2019 20:41 |
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also: use starpower! send some actor on stage to say "i love you" yeah...there was bagman and that was great. but where are the Keanus, the Norman Reedus where is mark hamill?!? is he playing squadron54 again in his room? BumbleOne fucked around with this message at 20:46 on Nov 23, 2019 |
# ? Nov 23, 2019 20:42 |
It's like explaining how a circular wheel works but first explaining for 30 minutes why a square doesn't work great as a wheel.
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# ? Nov 23, 2019 20:42 |
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Colostomy Bag posted:That's my boy right there! ^^ This.
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# ? Nov 23, 2019 20:43 |
Is this map showing everyone playing the game currently? Or just in this one instance of the server? Seems like more than 50 people, but maybe not.
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# ? Nov 23, 2019 20:44 |
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Popete posted:It's like explaining how a circular wheel works but first explaining for 30 minutes why a square doesn't work great as a wheel. while secretly using a triangular wheel
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# ? Nov 23, 2019 20:44 |
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Popete posted:Is this map showing everyone playing the game currently? Or just in this one instance of the server? Seems like more than 50 people, but maybe not. A recording of every server at once.
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# ? Nov 23, 2019 20:45 |
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Popete posted:Is this map showing everyone playing the game currently? Or just in this one instance of the server? Seems like more than 50 people, but maybe not.
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# ? Nov 23, 2019 20:45 |
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So from the stream: Lets look at <playername> *Hovers over list uncertainly* Suddenly <playername> pops up in the list. Yeah, that's not suspicious.
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# ? Nov 23, 2019 20:45 |
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Taintrunner posted:I’m the bag man cosplay Deep down, we’re all Colostomy Man.
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# ? Nov 23, 2019 20:45 |
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Such a load of bullshit
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# ? Nov 23, 2019 20:47 |
I wonder if they'll ever address the elephant in the room that they still can't have more than 50 people on a server at one time.
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# ? Nov 23, 2019 20:47 |
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Popete posted:Is this map showing everyone playing the game currently? Or just in this one instance of the server? Seems like more than 50 people, but maybe not. I think he said that these were players across "hundreds of servers". So I think it's supposed to be a summary of every 50 person server. Supposedly... I'm skeptical.
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# ? Nov 23, 2019 20:48 |
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Well gee, that sure makes it seem like Cro-bizzle was completely full of poo poo when he said "we have a complex economic simulation running on its own server" seven loving years ago, doesn't it? What a revelation.
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# ? Nov 23, 2019 20:48 |
Viscous Soda posted:I think he said that these were players across "hundreds of servers". So I think it's supposed to be a summary of every 50 person server. Supposedly... I'm skeptical. That would make more sense, still a laughably small amount of players.
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# ? Nov 23, 2019 20:48 |
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reminder that all of this being shown isn't in game hell remember when subsumption was the buzzword two years ago
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# ? Nov 23, 2019 20:49 |
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Get ready for reddit to talk about "Quanta" for months
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# ? Nov 23, 2019 20:49 |
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Man, if they shut you out then that’s a story in itself. MedicineHut posted:Amazing how lovely Tony zzzzz delivery is. Just mind boggling how poorly a professional can present. Reading notes, roboticaly talking, death by powerpoint. Jesus christ it is as if they have fully given up and dont give a poo poo. Tony’s job is to lay down the plausible deniability. The specificity of his presentations and plans will be pointed back to after this falls short and sputters out. “No it was no scam — they had huge ambitions and detailed plans! Just watch Tony’s Townhall speech circa 2014 to see how bold it really was!”
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# ? Nov 23, 2019 20:49 |
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For some reason the chat seems to believe Tony zzzz stuff is real
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# ? Nov 23, 2019 20:50 |
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Tony Z shows players at each planet, neglects to explain those are totals across all servers. Unless they have a secret server running with more than 250 players.
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# ? Nov 23, 2019 20:50 |
Ok I'm out, this isn't even fun in a train wreck kinda way. I'll probably try and catch Chris keynote soon.
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# ? Nov 23, 2019 20:50 |
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They're showing a basic-level economic strategy game, in animations and org charts. Let's watch the aluminum.
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# ? Nov 23, 2019 20:52 |
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They do know that EVE: Online exists...right? Or The Settlers....
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# ? Nov 23, 2019 20:54 |
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Isnt this exactly the backgroundsim of Elite?
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# ? Nov 23, 2019 20:54 |
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This looks good, but what is this for?
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# ? Nov 23, 2019 20:55 |
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What are these bullet points? They've had a year since last time, and this is what they have? Did someone put some scrap text of a concept meeting by accident?
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# ? Nov 23, 2019 20:56 |
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Great. They've added A Rockstar Ate My Hamster in their spacemans flying game.
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# ? Nov 23, 2019 20:56 |
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echothreealpha posted:This looks good, but what is this for? To increase the economic complexity!
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# ? Nov 23, 2019 20:56 |
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I don't know about the rest of you, but I totally believe that they'll pull off this complex economic web that requires hundreds of agents in a game where NPC's cant walk down halls.
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# ? Nov 23, 2019 20:57 |
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BRB pooping posted:Isnt this exactly the backgroundsim of Elite? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI4Sn-ESz3M&t=354s
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# ? Nov 23, 2019 20:58 |
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Viscous Soda posted:I don't know about the rest of you, but I totally believe that they'll pull off this complex economic web that requires hundreds of agents in a game where NPC's cant walk down halls. That's the scam. What he's explaining is super basic poo poo. The sort of things you would find in 90s space trucking simulators because it only takes a fraction of a floppy to have the code for that sort of simulation.
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