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Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
they added loving karate???

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Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY
A non-lethal takedown is always the most silent takedown.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

bare hands, -100C

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I like how none of those security guards bothered to chase after you

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
-103 motherfucking celsius, no gloves required.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Oh, there's actual temperature and apparent temperature.

And argon.

mjotto
Nov 8, 2017
Non-lethal damage? This demo is deadly. But lets look at the weather again. I. What. Uhhh. Just. Can't....

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





*runs up behind enemy, literally bumping into them*

*incredibly long pause*

*stealth-takedown.mpg*

G0RF
Mar 19, 2015

Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

Viscous Soda posted:

Lol punched so hard he flew 10 feet.

That’s a keeper. Shoot them and they die in slo-mo, punch them and they fly at warp speed.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

-100 degrees Celsius. He's starting to shiver.

AbstractNapper
Jun 5, 2011

I can help
What a bunch of horseshit.

The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008





-120C??? You would die pretty much instantly, you loving idiots.

mjotto
Nov 8, 2017
2, 3 minutes at -100 C. Sure, more fiction, no science.

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

G0RF posted:

punch them and they fly at warp speed.

inertial dampeners confirmed!

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Where are the ducking spaceships in this survival stealth game?

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

poo poo accumulation on jacket coming in 3.9

Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

This karate stuff they added is going to make for some great gifs :v:

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

trucutru posted:

Where are the ducking spaceships in this survival stealth game?

You have to pay extra for those.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





jesus gently caress you don't need to pretend you're simulating hypothermia IN YOUR SPACE GAME you loving dorks.

Enchanted Hat
Aug 18, 2013

Defeated in Diplomacy under suspicious circumstances
*ship glitches out*

man, must be really cold

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Janky stuttering

"He's shivering! It's a feature!"

Viscous Soda
Apr 24, 2004

Suuure, that's not jittering, it's "shivering". I believe you.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
HEAVY snow so you can't see the massive pop-in lol

skeletors_condom posted:

I got to say, the visuals do look pretty good; but that's the only good thing about SC. Everything else is poo poo.

That's just Crytek though

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer
i don't know why it bothers me the most that these chucklefucks have no idea what celcius degrees are

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





If I had no core gameplay loops after almost a decade and a quarter million dollars and I had to get on stage and present this I would be apologizing nonstop the entire time. Holy poo poo.

Enchanted Hat
Aug 18, 2013

Defeated in Diplomacy under suspicious circumstances
It's -100 degrees, why is there water on the visor

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY
Are the leftover Ceph assets gonna come flying around the corner

Viscous Soda
Apr 24, 2004

So, I'm thinking this sequence is a result of Crobberts seeing Death Stranding.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Guess I better get the myweather app.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
Lmao the screen is glitching out like loving crazy

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Oh, there's a rover too.

You know, they're really obsessed with wind, weather and contrails in this space game.

Mr.PayDay
Jan 2, 2004
life is short - play hard


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ice_Pirates



Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Hey at least you can take tarps off of vehicles that cost $250 a pop

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Pullable tarp!

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Mothefuckers, you charge thousands of dollars per ship. What the gently caress is this bullshit don't starve gameplay crap. where.is.my.1500.dollars.ship?

Sindai
Jan 24, 2007
i want to achieve immortality through not dying
Carefully avoiding the tarp in case clipping through it kills you instantly

Viscous Soda
Apr 24, 2004

Yes, Chris those cloth physics were very impressive when I saw them in Luigi's Manson.

commando in tophat
Sep 5, 2019
I am the blanket over rover unphased by the blizzard wind

Orv
May 4, 2011
Every CitizenCon just drives home harder and harder that they're incapable of doing anything more than adding artistically or statistically driven features and they can't actually make a game. Baffling that anyone is still falling for this poo poo.

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skeletors_condom
Jul 21, 2017


Hey, Ice Pirates is a good b-movie! Don't compare it lovely SC cosplay.

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