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skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
I got chicken vindaloo for lunch and some veggie samosas for an evening snack

it was a good decision

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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

trumf blir til piss

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
What congressperson us your pet? Mine is Dan Crenshaw.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

skaboomizzy posted:

I got chicken vindaloo for lunch and some veggie samosas for an evening snack

it was a good decision

Colonel vindaloos testimony was great

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Rudy Giuliani: Ferdig med mensen

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




helta
Jun 16, 2018

going back to my roots

Mayor Dave posted:

Colonel vindaloos testimony was great

lol

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

SardonicTyrant posted:

Ah, the Disco Elysium approach.
[Composure: Impossible] I can explain those messages, honey!

-1 You said you "like his a**."
-2 You said you wanted to have sex with him.
-10 You said "I want to f**k you sex sex sex"

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Working hard. Thank you!

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

real classy, real smooth

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Don't be a tough guy. Don't be a fool!

I will call you later.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

rear end cobra posted:

Don't be a tough guy. Don't be a fool!

I will call you later.

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


rear end cobra posted:

Don't be an rear end guy. Don't be a fool!

I will sext you later.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

The Alpha Centauri posted:

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlkjfpppfpfft

it's such a good grift. you'd be like elite platinum status with any airline in under a week.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Joementum posted:

it's such a good grift. you'd be like elite platinum status with any airline in under a week.

the best was when the US Mint was shipping boxes of dollar coins for free

people would put a $750 box of coins on their credit card, drive to the bank to deposit them and then pay off the card

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

NofrikinfuN posted:

this is an alternate reality where trump accepts he is too tacky to hang with the rich and powerful and uses his vast inherited wealth to roll out a nationwide hot dog restaurant, which is a much better fit for his personality

its a much better reality than this one

yeah

him with the slicked back hair running a shop on a ragged asphalt lot that sells used cars, used mattresses, and well-boiled hotdogs

it’s very very trump

helta
Jun 16, 2018

going back to my roots

all of the djs surely have taken a lesson.

https://youtu.be/IoSGOt2ly-Y?t=43

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

skaboomizzy posted:

the best was when the US Mint was shipping boxes of dollar coins for free

people would put a $750 box of coins on their credit card, drive to the bank to deposit them and then pay off the card

fun fact: we'll probably get a Trump $1 coin before an Obama $1 coin

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



ttrumbopol

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
rbg die yet???

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Al! posted:

rbg die yet???

no and in fact you can even get it on power cables now

https://www.newegg.com/p/1W7-007E-00001

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Trump going down to Facebook HQ and demanding to pay for his ads with a credit card, and also he wants them to swipe some weird motor lodge AAA customer discount card insisting it "works everywhere"

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Al! posted:

rbg die yet???

can't she just hold on for a year? gently caress

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
yes, the deep state is trying activate her clone right now

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Lastgirl posted:

can't she just hold on for a year? gently caress

we thought this about merrick garland

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Lastgirl posted:

can't she just hold on for a year? gently caress

lol if you think a minority senate President will ever sit a SCOTUS nom again

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
turns out when you clone a 89 year old, you get a 89 year old clone with the same health problems

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d30OSJkt7Dc

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

smarxist posted:

lol if you think a minority senate President will ever sit a SCOTUS nom again

think we just need to start over then, how the fk is president bernie going to deal with these screaming white manbabies

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019
Holy gently caress

On opensecrets.org, it estimates trumps largest campaign contributions come from retired persons.


https://www.opensecrets.org/2020-presidential-race/industries?id=N00023864

Almost 19 million bilked from meemaw's smooth brain

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



tuck frump

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

The Alpha Centauri posted:

Holy gently caress

On opensecrets.org, it estimates trumps largest campaign contributions come from retired persons.


https://www.opensecrets.org/2020-presidential-race/industries?id=N00023864

Almost 19 million bilked from meemaw's smooth brain

Dementia Identity Politics

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

The Alpha Centauri posted:

Holy gently caress

On opensecrets.org, it estimates trumps largest campaign contributions come from retired persons.


https://www.opensecrets.org/2020-presidential-race/industries?id=N00023864

Almost 19 million bilked from meemaw's smooth brain

We're funding Social Security which in turns funds his campaign donations - thank you, America. :911: :patriot:

StrugglingHoneybun
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.
Trump

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Bearjew posted:

tuck frump

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StrugglingHoneybun
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.
Weekend soon?

Soon, tyrpo

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