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Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
this is the only mention of the word 'fire' in the conservative manifesto







e: mea culpa - Grenfell is also there



(but my original point was that with all the bungs going to police and NHS staff fire services are not mentioned at all)

Doccykins fucked around with this message at 18:18 on Nov 24, 2019

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peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe

RockyB posted:

Oh poo poo oh poo poo oh poo poo labour is going to nationalise us. Quick, let's set up an overseas holding company! That's sure to protect our physical assets that we can't loving move out of the UK.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-50536205




E: Does someone have access to that full telegraph article? It cuts out at 'Hong Kong has a bilateral investment treaty with the UK' and I'm curious how they're spinning that as not invoking massive solidarity with the hong kong protest movement if they try to rules lawyer their way around nationalisation.

Ah yes, it's because of Corbyn we've decided to move to lower tax nations. Bad Corbyn, forcing us to do this thing we definitely wouldn't have done anyway.

The idea that you can "redomicile" the entirety of the nation's energy infrastructure is a pretty good illustration of the absurdity of modern capitalism and how badly these companies need to be brought in line.

Lord_Hambrose
Nov 21, 2008

*a foul hooting fills the air*



RockyB posted:

Oh poo poo oh poo poo oh poo poo labour is going to nationalise us. Quick, let's set up an overseas holding company! That's sure to protect our physical assets that we can't loving move out of the UK.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-50536205




E: Does someone have access to that full telegraph article? It cuts out at 'Hong Kong has a bilateral investment treaty with the UK' and I'm curious how they're spinning that as not invoking massive solidarity with the hong kong protest movement if they try to rules lawyer their way around nationalisation.

drat I love this. I can't wait for the government to nationalize the hell out of this stuff. I am a pretty firm capitalist for the most part, but unless you can have three competing firms in every area the state should absolutely be totally in control.

If I can't make a decision about where my electricity or water comes from, market forces don't apply.

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Lord_Hambrose posted:

I am a pretty firm capitalist for the most part

Go on...

e: To make this sound less antagonistic, to take your example of when capitalism works (at least three competitors), I've a plethora of broadband providers to choose from and they're all poo poo and cost more than they should for unmetered access. I have several opticians to choose from yet it's still a small loving fortune for me to see properly.

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

Um, I have a running satirical persona in this thread as "The Liberal Democratic parachute candidate for wherever this is," who is stuck in a tree and afraid of squirrels.

What do I do now? :D

Lord_Hambrose
Nov 21, 2008

*a foul hooting fills the air*



Bundy posted:

Go on...

e: To make this sound less antagonistic, to take your example of when capitalism works (at least three competitors), I've a plethora of broadband providers to choose from and they're all poo poo and cost more than they should for unmetered access. I have several opticians to choose from yet it's still a small loving fortune for me to see properly.

I agree that the internet is as important to society as water and electricity and should also be nationalized.

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

Doccykins posted:

this is the only mention of the word 'fire' in the conservative manifesto







e: mea culpa - Grenfell is also there



(but my original point was that with all the bungs going to police and NHS staff fire services are not mentioned at all)

The perils of inbreeding, look at the state of it. Parents were probably brother and sister, or uncle and niece. Also as well as the tory manifesto there is a picture of a Dalmatian.

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Lord_Hambrose posted:

I agree that the internet is as important to society as water and electricity and should also be nationalized.

I'd appreciate you elaborating more on your stance, peering in and saying "capitalism is usually good, actually" in a thread full of posters whose lives have been ruined by such means of wealth distribution is rather tone deaf.

Debbie Does Dagon
Jul 8, 2005



Darth Walrus posted:

That helpful?

:discourse:

This is an amazingly high quality post

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY

Bundy posted:

I'd appreciate you elaborating more on your stance, peering in and saying "capitalism is usually good, actually" in a thread full of posters whose lives have been ruined by such means of wealth distribution is rather tone deaf.
you can't expect people to wander into the uk megathread and know in advance that the acceptable range of political thought is wildly divergent from actual british society

coffeetable fucked around with this message at 18:35 on Nov 24, 2019

Lord_Hambrose
Nov 21, 2008

*a foul hooting fills the air*



Bundy posted:

I'd appreciate you elaborating more on your stance, peering in and saying "capitalism is usually good, actually" in a thread full of posters whose lives have been ruined by such means of wealth distribution is rather tone deaf.

Oh fair, I totally understand that this is a bad look. I am not some inhuman libertarian come to maximize all profit at any cost. I think that is no way to run a government at all.

Businesses should pretty capitalist, but the government should also be willing to tax them at a level where basic services should be provided for all at no cost at point of use.

A severe wealth tax at over a billion in assets would do wonders.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
campaigning update:

wasn't organised/awake enough to make it to the canvassing kick off so picked up a couple of leaflet routes, think I did a couple of hundred houses this afternoon (based on the numbers on the route maps, not sure how accurate they are)

only ran into a handful of people on their driveways, who were either polite or actively pleased, and saw some labour canvassers

weaponising my hobby of wandering around listening to podcasts for socialism :ussr:

also seen the first conservative signs, 3 in fields because farmers are cunts and 1 in a garden. there are dozens of labour signs out though, so not too discouraging. given this is a marginal (Wirral west, ~400 votes in it in 2015) you have to wonder why they're not trying hardet

e: just seen the 4th field sign

XMNN fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Nov 24, 2019

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


I got the dreaded question at dinner with my folks tonight: "what's all this about Jo Swinson & squirrels?"

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

forkboy84 posted:

I got the dreaded question at dinner with my folks tonight: "what's all this about Jo Swinson & squirrels?"

It's her band. They'll be touring again after the election, because Jo will need the money. It's her own private hell :getin:

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

XMNN posted:

campaigning update:

wasn't organised/awake enough to make it to the canvassing kick off so picked up a couple of leaflet routes, think I did a couple of hundred houses this afternoon (based on the numbers on the route maps, not sure how accurate they are)

only ran into a handful of people on their driveways, who were either polite or actively pleased, and saw some labour canvassers

weaponising my hobby of wandering around listening to podcasts for socialism :ussr:

also seen the first conservative signs, 3 in fields because farmers are cunts and 1 in a garden. there are dozens of labour signs out though, so not too discouraging. given this is a marginal (Wirral west, ~400 votes in it in 2015) you have to wonder why they're not trying hardet

e: just seen the 4th field sign

Mike Gapes has been going around Ilford South with a magic marker, drawing his face onto Labour lawn signs.

So far he's been bitten by dogs twice, and had to explain seven times that no, he is not a pervert.

Mike battles on.


Update: Mike just tweeted this picture to show how well it's all going:


Braggart fucked around with this message at 18:54 on Nov 24, 2019

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/danbloom1/status/1198658820022640645

:shepface:

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Lord_Hambrose posted:

I am a pretty firm capitalist for the most part

Boooooooooooooooooo

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem
we will put up a statue of a black person while making sure they're deported. i love this nation.

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
I fear Sturgeon giving it the big one about Trident today is going to hamstring Labour in my hometown constituency of Barrow. They have an excellent candidate there in Chris Altree (ex forces now RMT) but feel like this is just a petrol bomb on the perennial 'LABOUR WILL SHUT THE YARD AND YOU'LL ALL DIE' tory argument that people somehow buy into even though Thatcher laid shipyard workers off in their thousands :negative:

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




https://twitter.com/helenhatessmear/status/1198585829628755968?s=19

:discourse:

Klepsie
Aug 9, 2019

What if there were no rhetorical questions?
I shouldn't read Hilaire Belloc in the run-up to an election. Things like this happen.

BALLADE FOR THE WHOLE drat COUNTRY

It's fair to say that things aren't going well.
Crises whirl on. We're in the dying days.
Week upon week our life just goes to hell.
Can we escape from this, the final phase?
Is there no cure for this sad, blue malaise?
Are we foredoomed to grow still more austere?
The time has come. There'll be no more delays.
Oh! let us keep the red flag flying here.

You want me to explain? Oh, very well.
I'm speaking of Great Britain nowadays.
We're shackled by a millionaire cartel
Who know the ugly truth -- that Brexit pays.
In fake news dust and in spin doctor haze
The country's rivalries are sad and drear.
We must rise up, awaken from our daze.
Oh! let us keep the red flag flying here.

There isn't too much more for me to tell.
I'm sure that you will not be too amazed
When I say that it's urgent to expel
These Johnsons, Rees-Moggs and Theresa Mays.
I don't ask you to trumpet Corbyn's praise,
But now that our last chance is drawing near,
On this most crucial of election days,
Oh! let us keep the red flag flying here.

Dear Boris Johnson: here comes your bombshell.
We've got a cure, we've got a panacea.
We'll throw you down, you loving Eton swell.
Oh! let us keep the red flag flying here.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Rarity posted:

Boooooooooooooooooo
"I was saying Boooo-nanke."

Lord_Hambrose
Nov 21, 2008

*a foul hooting fills the air*



Rarity posted:

Boooooooooooooooooo

Governments are not businesses?

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

CoolCab posted:

we will put up a statue of a black person while making sure they're deported. i love this nation.

Excuse me we have statues of black people.

There's at least one on Nelson's column.

What? Did I say something wrong?

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Most of us in this thread are extremely flaccid capitalists

superLINUS
Sep 28, 2005

"The real tragedy happened long before I came along"
Got a date with the Jam Man tomorrow. Suhweet!

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

Boooooo, Jeremy Corbyn! :peanut:

Boooooo, Jeremy Corbyn! :dance:

Boooooo, Jeremy Cor-or-or-or-or-or-byn! :byodood:

*guitar solo* :banjo:


Edit: Well poo poo, I was trying to play the guitar solo from Kid Charlemagne IRL but it has become Oh Jeremy Corbyn in A. Some of my techniques work quite well for it :D

Braggart fucked around with this message at 19:14 on Nov 24, 2019

Captain Fargle
Feb 16, 2011

feedmegin posted:

Most of us in this thread are extremely flaccid capitalists

Pretty sure this counts as libel.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
imagine having a manifesto promise being putting up a statue.

wait no, they're not even promising to put up a statue, they're promising to continue to support the putting up of a statue

inspiring

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

feedmegin posted:

Most of us in this thread are extremely flaccid capitalists

Oh man, have I got an untested dick pill for you! :awesome:

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

superLINUS posted:

Got a date with the Jam Man tomorrow. Suhweet!

I hope he takes you somewhere nice.

:heysexy:

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
all capitalists will be flaccid once jeremy corbyn and his momentum thugs seize power and declare money illegal

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



i've be picking through the tory manifesto for points that other are likely to gloss over:
  • We will tackle unauthorised traveller camps. We will give the police new powers to arrest and seize the property and vehicles of trespassers who set up unauthorised encampments, in order to protect our communities. We will make intentional trespass a criminal offence, and we will also give councils greater powers within the planning system.

  • We will continue to grant asylum and support to refugees fleeing persecution, with the ultimate aim of helping them to return home if it is safe to do so.

  • We will maintain our commitment to a Right to Buy for all council tenants. We will also maintain the voluntary Right to Buy scheme agreed with housing associations. Following the successful voluntary pilot scheme in the Midlands, we will evaluate new pilot areas in order to spread the dream of home ownership to even more people. And we have extended the Help to Buy scheme from 2021 to 2023 and will review new ways to support home ownership following its completion.

  • Already, the top 1 per cent of income taxpayers pay over 29 per cent of income tax – higher than at any time under the last Labour Government.

  • Major multinational companies should pay their fair share of tax. As part of our approach, we will implement the Digital Services Tax.

  • We will update the Human Rights Act and administrative law to ensure that there is a proper balance between the rights of individuals, our vital national security and effective government

  • We will ensure we have updated and equal Parliamentary boundaries, making sure that every vote counts the same – a cornerstone of democracy.

  • We will protect the integrity of our democracy, by introducing identification to vote at polling stations, stopping postal vote harvesting and measures to prevent any foreign interference in elections.

  • We will make it easier for British expats to vote in Parliamentary elections, and get rid of the arbitrary 15-year limit on their voting rights.

  • To support free speech, we will repeal section 40 of the Crime and Courts Act 2014, which seeks to coerce the press. We will not proceed with the second stage of the Leveson Inquiry.

  • We will offer a guaranteed job interview for veterans for any public sector role they apply for.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Lord_Hambrose posted:

Governments are not businesses?

Capitalism is an ideology of greed that even in a context of nationalised public services still openly encourages abuses of vulnerable that is responsible for among other things landlordism, the climate crisis, entrenched social immobility, corruption, Grenfell and the continued poverty of the developing world. I don't understand how anyone can ethically say that they support it.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Lord_Hambrose posted:

Governments are not businesses?

No, they are governments, hth

Lord_Hambrose
Nov 21, 2008

*a foul hooting fills the air*



Rarity posted:

Capitalism is an ideology of greed that even in a context of nationalised public services still openly encourages abuses of vulnerable that is responsible for among other things landlordism, the climate crisis, entrenched social immobility, corruption, Grenfell and the continued poverty of the developing world. I don't understand how anyone can ethically say that they support it.

All things the government can influence with taxes and subsidies. I guess stop electing people like Boris Johnson?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



just lol at rental deposit loans

what a loving disaster

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Lord_Hambrose posted:

All things the government can influence with taxes and subsidies. I guess stop electing people like Boris Johnson?

lol if you think Joris was actually elected

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Lord_Hambrose posted:

All things the government can influence with taxes and subsidies. I guess stop electing people like Boris Johnson?

Yeah cool.

Who do you think the "most successful capitalists" are spending vast sums of money to get elected?

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Wiggly Wayne DDS posted:

i've be picking through the tory manifesto for points that other are likely to gloss over:
  • Already, the top 1 per cent of income taxpayers pay over 29 per cent of income tax – higher than at any time under the last Labour Government.
loving lol at trying to pitch "the gap between the richest and poorest is higher than at any time under the last Labour Government" as a positive.

Wiggly Wayne DDS posted:

  • We will update the Human Rights Act and administrative law to ensure that there is a proper balance between the rights of individuals, our vital national security and effective government
But but Jeremy Stalin.

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