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Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Woah the Disney Restaurants are rated well on Trip Advisor, that's what we're basing them being good on? TripAdvisor reviews written by the kind of person who goes to Disney world?

This is the same TripAdvisor that someone rated our mountains as poor on because there wasn't a toilet at the top.

https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Attra...nd.html#REVIEWS

Aramoro has a new favorite as of 00:37 on Nov 25, 2019

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Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Aramoro posted:

Woah the Disney Restaurants are rated well on Trip Advisor, that's what we're basing them being good on? TripAdvisor reviews written by the kind of person who goes to Disney world?

This is the same TripAdvisor that someone rated our mountains as poor on because there wasn't a toilet at the top.

https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Attra...nd.html#REVIEWS

Everywhere's a toilet if you're motivated enough.

Also, no 4g? And clouds at the top? Plus snow? WTF Scotland?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Waffle House workers are saints who run adult daycares for drunk people at 3 am.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Aramoro posted:

Woah the Disney Restaurants are rated well on Trip Advisor, that's what we're basing them being good on? TripAdvisor reviews written by the kind of person who goes to Disney world?

This is the same TripAdvisor that someone rated our mountains as poor on because there wasn't a toilet at the top.

https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Attra...nd.html#REVIEWS

Your mountains are sitting at a 4.5/5 but an idiot rated them badly once and the idiot is... wait are they correct or not? What is my opinion of tripadvisor reviewers supposed to be?

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



That Twitter thread is really the giving tree

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
There's a bunch of reviews of historical plantations where they're upset the tour guides mention slavery.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/history/2019/08/08/some-white-people-dont-want-hear-about-slavery-plantations-built-by-slaves/

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Aramoro posted:

Woah the Disney Restaurants are rated well on Trip Advisor, that's what we're basing them being good on? TripAdvisor reviews written by the kind of person who goes to Disney world?

This is the same TripAdvisor that someone rated our mountains as poor on because there wasn't a toilet at the top.

https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Attra...nd.html#REVIEWS

The Disney places got really good TripAdvisor reviews over 10 years ago because that was before Orlando started improving, so they really were the best restaurants in the Orlando area. The improvements to local culture are what caused Disney to remake most of their menus and hire a bunch of new chefs.

It should be noted that Disneyland in California has not done this. Most of the stuff there is still crappy.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



The Saddest Rhino posted:

That Twitter thread is really the giving tree



No kidding. This is from the author of book called "The Death of Expertise," which must have given him the confidence to produce a take this hot.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

Grem posted:

Before our trip to Vegas last year he was a virgin.


We paid to change that.

the idiocy is coming from within the thread

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Time for a lesson in recursion. Aka when an idiot social media is an idiot on social media.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
one day, after we're all dead, public schools will finally imprint on everyone that free speech applies specifically to the government censoring you, and that your dumb racist homophobic rear end can be cancelled by any non-government idiot any time they want to.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Is the "government" in this context Twitter?

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Is the "government" in this context Twitter?

Depends on if you work for the AAA Megacorp that ends up buying twitter yeah.

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

one day, after we're all dead, public schools will finally imprint on everyone that free speech applies specifically to the government censoring you, and that your dumb racist homophobic rear end can be cancelled by any non-government idiot any time they want to.

It’s also important to recognize a general freedom of speech as a concept outside protecting you from the government. Specifically, corporations should be limited in their ability to silence you. However, getting fired over being a racist, sexist, general rear end in a top hat, etc is NOT the same as being silenced. It’s no coincidence that the people most crying about “free speech” and the first amendment in situations that don’t apply to that are the people defending racists/sexists etc.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Manuel Calavera posted:

T-man I love you sis, but I will not have you slander the good name of the Waffle House.

Especially in Florida of all places, birth place of a million diner-clones with even worse food.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/SheilaGunnReid/status/1198008535910510592

Now I'm sure you're a Neo-Nazi.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
So wait, Ms. Sheila Gunn Reid is a neo-nazi, is this correct?

She espouses the beliefs of one Adolf Hitler's National Socialist German Workers' Party, but with a modern twist tailored to her country of residence?

Or am I completely wrong about Ms. Sheila Gunn Reid?

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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
*a deep basso rumbles, echoing from the depths*

streissand effeeeeeect

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

So wait, Ms. Sheila Gunn Reid is a neo-nazi, is this correct?

You should absolutely not say that publicly, it makes her very mad and litigious.

This whole discussion is very idiotic, but I love this particular bit of escalation:

https://twitter.com/jokelley/status/1198815113622556672


"Using authentic documents arrived at by dubious means to report on a real issue is the same as genocide. I am very smart."

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Sorry, I would’ve defended Florida earlier but I was too busy sitting outside late at night in the last week of November in shorts and t-shirt drinking beers with friends.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

EL BROMANCE posted:

Sorry, I would’ve defended Florida earlier but I was too busy sitting outside late at night in the last week of November in shorts and t-shirt drinking beers with friends.

How many alligators did you need to fight off, and how much blood do you have left?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

How many alligators did you need to fight off, and how much blood do you have left?

Hopefully not a lot. Less blood you have, the more effective the meth is.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
"@SheilaGunnReid
Alberta's child, oil patch wife, agvocate. http://therebel.media . I checked my privilege & it looks a lot like hard work & good choices. Al Gore lied. My flowers died.

Upgrader Alley, AB, Canada"

hahahah holy poo poo i don't twitter often but fuckin lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll at this lady

Let me thank Ms. Sheila Gunn Reid for reminding me that Canada has cackling nazis just like Texas and leaving Canada wasn't the worst choice I have ever made (because it put me one border away from Ms. Sheila Gunn Reid, known nazi, of Alberta.)

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/itslubeyo/status/1198694770928836608

:chanpop:

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
little kids need asses n tiddy too. dont be so miserly

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Absurd Alhazred posted:

How many alligators did you need to fight off, and how much blood do you have left?

I find the trick with the gators is to bite them first, they never see it coming.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

[an obviously disheveled, bulky form rises from a dark floor covered in garbage, half read books, and pot ash.]

I will now respond to my favorite controversy I'm currently in on these here forums, WaffleHouse-gate

[pretend I quoted comrade Manni Calavera]

Push El Burrito posted:

Waffle House workers are saints who run adult daycares for drunk people at 3 am.

Hey now, Waffle House holds the same cheap, late night drunken appeal that I have towards late night denny's or cheap, sketchy taco stands for the denizens trapped in patient zero of American decline. But as I will hopefully internalize someday there's more to life than cheap food, patient servers, and stomach straining portions.

there wolf posted:

Especially in Florida of all places, birth place of a million diner-clones with even worse food.
Waffle House being the cream of the crop for most of Florida kinda makes my point for me. And I know about the Florida Man criminal privacy connection, but Florida even outside of outsized reporting is still really not doing well. Consider the last few governors ya'll have had, you're just further along with what's gonna end up happening everywhere else.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
I'm going to go ahead and :nws: this one but I'm getting some serious Poe's Law vibes out of this.

https://twitter.com/nudenunwithgun/status/1198818434152161280

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Memento posted:

I'm going to go ahead and :nws: this one but I'm getting some serious Poe's Law vibes out of this.

https://twitter.com/nudenunwithgun/status/1198818434152161280

Is this who Morrissey was singing about in “Hand in Glove”?

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

My "Definitely Not A Nazi" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/glowybones/status/1198838200359211008?s=21

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




lmao

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/MuellerDad69/status/1198937766639394817

Q wife?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
The funny part is that pronouns aside that still accurately describes Jasper

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

T-man posted:

[an obviously disheveled, bulky form rises from a dark floor covered in garbage, half read books, and pot ash.]

I will now respond to my favorite controversy I'm currently in on these here forums, WaffleHouse-gate

[pretend I quoted comrade Manni Calavera]


Hey now, Waffle House holds the same cheap, late night drunken appeal that I have towards late night denny's or cheap, sketchy taco stands for the denizens trapped in patient zero of American decline. But as I will hopefully internalize someday there's more to life than cheap food, patient servers, and stomach straining portions.

I'll allow it. I just said I won't hear denigration of the House of Waffle. You're forgiven friend. <3

Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014
House of Waffle, first of her name, the hopefully unburnt or by god I will demand to speak to your manager!

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

https://twitter.com/sturgeons_law/status/1198500326602526720?s=21

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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Vaccines are the new Holocaust btw

https://twitter.com/dtrigger/status/1198986335941316608

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