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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > TRUPPP 1044: "We're building the slock rocket"
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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Aino Minako posted:

persuading people to vote for you sounds like a better strategy than talking them out of it

Now I am envisioning a plan where he gets Trump voters to support him so he wins the dem primary but loses the general spectacularly. This is also every other dems plan.

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tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 366 days!
Have you ever wanted a pic of a dogs dick like this before yesterday

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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

A Handed Missus posted:

Edward Balls

Sad.

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Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
yeah i got some balls welded on me

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eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
I just realized that the dog can perform the ligma test itself

lets wait to find the results

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Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
white house aids frantically searching for dog strap ons

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gregday
May 23, 2003

 we’re going to see trump holding up a picture of Conan with a sharpie circle around the dick aren’t we

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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

tenderjerk posted:

Have you ever wanted a pic of a dogs dick like this before yesterday

No and I still don't. Trust the process.

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012

god's poerfect creatures :blessed:

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eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

tenderjerk posted:

Have you ever wanted a pic of a dogs dick like this before yesterday

welcome to the Trump thread

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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

https://twitter.com/csdickey/status/1199381947174273025

well, you made the big time. we're finally going to let you do some monument work

now weld these horse balls

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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

mormonpartyboat posted:

dong form girth certificate
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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
 That dog Dick!

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mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
Thank God in heaven every day for president donald h trmmmppp

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Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

Kilmers Elbow posted:

:argh: (:golfclap:)



Lmao :hfive:

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A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

Dolphin posted:

people on reddit are too stupid to antagonize

its really not much fun to post on reddit

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Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



 President rear end distortion

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HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

 Dog dong is the new piss tape

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Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
I mean it was obvious, but still, gently caress you nyt
https://twitter.com/adamjohnsonNYC/status/1199328125991211014

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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

tacodaemon posted:

code:
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__/o \-//--\   \_/
\____  ___  \  |
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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


decent width, but not perfect. good (great) head

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smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
BALLGHAZI AIN'T GOIN' AWAY!

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/SimonDavisCohen/status/1199149745077440513

aha, so it's work that will make refugees free

i hope every generation to come feels anger and shame about the present

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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

A Handed Missus posted:



god's poerfect creatures :blessed:
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mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
Where is the phony dog dick dossier

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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
thank u based mods or iks for the new title

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BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

brugroffil posted:

https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1199316057451880448

War on Christmas getting real

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012

mags posted:

Thank God in heaven every day for president donald h trmmmppp

fred christ............................ thank you

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Kilmers Elbow posted:

:argh: (:golfclap:)
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Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



 Dog dick days

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Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

 Do Nothing Democrats Desperate for Dog's Dick Pics

:sad:

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Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/SimonDavisCohen/status/1199149745077440513

aha, so it's work that will make refugees free

Very cool

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

I mean it was obvious, but still, gently caress you nyt
https://twitter.com/adamjohnsonNYC/status/1199328125991211014

One of the charter schools in my city boosted enrollment by offering 6 hour video gaming classes.

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Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017

A Handed Missus posted:




decent width, but not perfect. good (great) head

perfect stance boys

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Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Squizzle posted:

i hope every generation to come feels anger and shame about the present

:agreed:

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/SimonDavisCohen/status/1199149745077440513

aha, so it's work that will make refugees free

arbeit MAGA frei

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neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Nonsense posted:

https://twitter.com/CharlieNash/status/1197638034155544582

YOSPOS BAY AREA MEETUP 2019

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Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/KidsWriteJokes/status/1199369747957190658

tell somebody who cares kid

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Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Trump stole that dogs dick

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Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
 mods rename me to Transhumanist Republican

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